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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

I love how Mar and Sables consistently accuse other people of bias with regards to Yamamoto, even as they jump through every hoop under the sun to ignore the fact that Aizen blatantly admitted he would LOSE to Yamamoto and did everything possible to avoid fighting him at all.

"Oh but he clearly wasn't taking KS into account." Never mind the fact that he ALWAYS uses KS in basically every fight he has until the Hogyoku started working and he didn't need it anymore. This is literally the character who said "since when were you under the impression I wasn't using Kyouka Suigetsu" and the distinction is actually made when a statement involving Aizen's power DOESN'T take the sword into account (ie Gin's statement concerning the Espada).

"He could have been referring to Yamamoto's Bankai." Yes that's why he specifically used it's Shikai's name in Ryujin Jakka, because that and Zan no Tachi are totally the same thing right? Never mind the fact he created Wonderweiss to take Yamamoto's Zanpaktou out of the equation, FULL STOP! Considering what the Nazis did, if he had wanted to just remove the Bankai from the equation, do you seriously believe he couldn't?

"But Aizen also said he was unrivalled." Because Aizen is arrogant beyond belief. The clear difference between THIS statement and the OTHER ones concerning Yamamoto and Urahara, is that ONE of them is demonstrably wrong just by sheer feats and the other two actually have evidence to support them being correct. Also it's fairly self-explanatory that if an arrogant character praises someone else, they're probably being genuine about it as it's not something they would normally do.

"Saying he might lose a contest of strength is NOT the same as saying he'd lose, especially because KS prevents such a thing." It sure as fuck DOES when this is the same character who said "Battles between Soul Reapers are battles of reiatsu" and when we even have the fucking author saying that "fighting Unohana would have EXHAUSTED him". Oh but obviously that doesn't count KS, Kubo only wrote KS into every single major fight Aizen has when not transformed and didn't make the distinction....oh wait.

"But Yamamoto was going to nuke EVERYBODY to get him and Unohana said NONE of them could win so..." Because KS is a bitch yes and Yamamoto wanted to make sure his attack HIT and KILLED him. It was a different fucking story when Yamamoto actually had a hold of him or was in range to hit him, with Wonderweiss IMMEDIATELY getting involved at that point and Yamamoto breaking Aizen's skin with sheer grip strength.

But nah, people just rate Yamamoto (and Base Moustache and True Shikai Ichigo) highly because of "bias" and "benefit of the doubt" and "Cope" and everything else we can think of because we don't have an actual argument beyond ignoring what both the manga and anime explicitly show and tell us.
 
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I love how op fans consistently get “conclusions” like this from like, a single panel where what they’re saying happened isn’t even implied
 

Remember how OP fans spent like four years genuinely believing that Zoro was going to be the one to kill Kaido?
 
Interesting little fact. The crossover is canon for Virtual-On side, being part of the global story. The official website says something like this: "someone wanted to use Tangram, so he ran away to another world(index), Touma said something in the game, so Tangram decided to return to his world". Literally character development in a crossover.
 
I've actually thought about doing a Virtual-On thread at some point, where does it say this?
 
I've actually thought about doing a Virtual-On thread at some point, where does it say this?
Chat gpt translate btw
 

Knew the thread was gonna be shit before I even entered it and waited for the inevitable because of the typical shit:
It has something in the Nasuverse in it so SB can't keep their hateboner in their pants
It has something from Seven Deadly Sins which is wanked to fuck in Spacebattles

Match made perfectly in Stockholm...

EDIT: And I'm correct as per usual...
Bitching about where Artoria sits at in the powerscale despite dudes literally bringing in shit from Garden of Avalon itself where Lancelot goes from "Shit, that dude is a nobody getting by bluffing and a twink" to literally going "OH MY FUCK! HE'S THE REAL THING" seeing her actually fight once... because it's somehow unbelievable she's onpar with Karna and Siegfried... despite Extella once again existing and showing that to be easily true.
They are even using the Mordred scene wrong because it took everything Mordred had to even disarm Artoria and it's implied in the anime how effortlessly Artoria blitzed the shit out of her, Artoria wasn't going all out.
 
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