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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

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this dude makes some of the weirdest fucking picks for these teams man

All right let's see what this immortal team is-


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Gojo and Sukuna still outmuscle the HxH side.

Gojo doesn't have Infinity but he's gonna be ragdolling the team via Blue and can at any time just tp like straight up and launch Purple.

Sukuna's invisible slashes will be a pain to handle and considering Netero's durability he may get sniped by Dismantle.

Mahoraga has never shown the power to adapt to blunt force but it should be able to adapt to Netero's Buddha and become immune to its attacks.

Bonus Round, Meruem gets domain diffed, Gojo uses UV and fries his brain then can nuke him with Purple or Sukuna uses MS to wear him down then hits him with Divine Flame

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Yeah sure, Gojo and Sukuna can outmuscle Adult Gon and Meruem, get this shit out of here.
 
Why do they think HxH top tiers are so far below JJK? Like Gojo/Sukuna should actually be decent matchups for the Royal Guards and such though I'd side with the Ants (Meruem is obviously too much rage blast GG)

It'd be one thing if they were talking about the Spiders maybe but the Guards and Netero upward have a lot of decent visual feats to pull from
 
Why do they think HxH top tiers are so far below JJK?
SB also somehow thinks that HxH is absolutely subsonic- despite Meruem blitzing Knuckle from the palace, Pitou jumping at Kite from several kilometers away, Uvogin catching a bullet with his teeth, and even Kurapika managing to deflect gunfire with his chains.
 

Same way Gae Bolg interacts with most other things:

Can Kamui override Casuality? If it cannot, then Obito gets got.

Why do they think HxH top tiers are so far below JJK? Like Gojo/Sukuna should actually be decent matchups for the Royal Guards and such though I'd side with the Ants (Meruem is obviously too much rage blast GG)

It'd be one thing if they were talking about the Spiders maybe but the Guards and Netero upward have a lot of decent visual feats to pull from

I honestly think it's recency bias combined with overplaying the hell out of certain Cursed Techniques or abilities because their reading comprehension/eyeballing is absolute ass.
 
Why do they think HxH top tiers are so far below JJK? Like Gojo/Sukuna should actually be decent matchups for the Royal Guards and such though I'd side with the Ants (Meruem is obviously too much rage blast GG)

It'd be one thing if they were talking about the Spiders maybe but the Guards and Netero upward have a lot of decent visual feats to pull from
whats fucking wild is that they say all this about HxH
and then put these niggas against Rob Lucci, yeah it pre time skip but they gotta jump this nigga
 
SB also somehow thinks that HxH is absolutely subsonic- despite Meruem blitzing Knuckle from the palace, Pitou jumping at Kite from several kilometers away, Uvogin catching a bullet with his teeth, and even Kurapika managing to deflect gunfire with his chains.
how can they be subsonic when as early as Yorknew characters were doing the feats you mentioned here? I don't expect them to use our calcs but stuff like that is pretty clear cut even from eyeballing.

Taking it further though, characters like Cheetu statued bullets but could still be perceived by Morel/Knov/Knuckle. Same Knuckle got completely blitzed by Rage Incarnate Youpi and couldn't see his movement at all. Pitou is almost certainly faster especially in their amped dead form.
 
how can they be subsonic when as early as Yorknew characters were doing the feats you mentioned here? I don't expect them to use our calcs but stuff like that is pretty clear cut even from eyeballing.

Taking it further though, characters like Cheetu statued bullets but could still be perceived by Morel/Knov/Knuckle. Same Knuckle got completely blitzed by Rage Incarnate Youpi and couldn't see his movement at all. Pitou is almost certainly faster especially in their amped dead form.

Again, most likely recency bias. Doesn't help Spacebattles has a... weird ass take on how they perceive speed feats in certain franchises over others and how they bend over backwards to justify it to absolutely insane extremes even discounting how they see being faster than Lightning or Light itself.
There have been times where I have seen them state that Iida's speed when he became Ingenium is much, much faster than from stuff like Naruto... but there's nothing at all showing that Iida's speed is beyond even the shit you see in Pre-Timeskip Naruto. They will use anime clips completely out of context for charge up scenes at complete random even if it's at complete odds with how something is described and shown because they don't understand how cimenatology or framing works but ignore it for others.
It's been well known that Spacebattles... fucking sucks at actually practicing what they preach which is why they act as if Gojo and Sukuna's Mach 3+ is somehow faster than Netero's training he did, let alone how he's able to completely mimicking and perceive Meruem's Speed because simple:

They believe that Gojo and Sukuna are faster because of completely misunderstanding basic ass context and thus believe that Choso's Blood Cursed Technique must be faster than Base Mach when it's not to "statue it"
 
No, I mean would be be in it's range of he's inside another dimension?
Most likely, issue is we know Obito can't do it for that long, Gae Bolg's effect actually works the instant Cu states the name and enough Magical Energy can do even a simple thing like distorting space.
So the answer is, it most likely would save Obito's ass... but he would have to do it and keep it on constantly and we know Obito doesn't do that and he can't do it either.
 
how can they be subsonic when as early as Yorknew characters were doing the feats you mentioned here?
According to SB, only Netero's punches were supersonic and his body was not. This was special enough to deserve a flashback monologue.

Netero is stronger than almost every HxH character, so narratively nobody below Netero is supersonic, fuck the feats.

SB argument in a nutshell, which is brought up every time HxH speed is mentioned.
 
No, I mean would be be in it's range of he's inside another dimension?
No if he’s already in the Kamui dimension before Lancer tries it

You can avoid Gae Bolg Thrust by simply being several meters away from Lancer by its activation

Nevermind not even being within the same space-time he’s occupying
 
As much as I’d love to argue Level 6 Misaka > Othinus off stopping IB, nah…

I rip into similar shitty scaling and reliance on ridiculous high ends so it’d be straight up hypocritical on my part to do so
 
According to SB, only Netero's punches were supersonic and his body was not. This was special enough to deserve a flashback monologue.

Netero is stronger than almost every HxH character, so narratively nobody below Netero is supersonic, fuck the feats.

SB argument in a nutshell, which is brought up every time HxH speed is mentioned.
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According to SB, only Netero's punches were supersonic and his body was not. This was special enough to deserve a flashback monologue.

Netero is stronger than almost every HxH character, so narratively nobody below Netero is supersonic, fuck the feats.

SB argument in a nutshell, which is brought up every time HxH speed is mentioned.

So no different than the usual "Kinoku Nasu writes in Faster Than Sound more often than not(Spoiler alot of VN/LN writers tend to do that) that means that the characters are just base supersonic" logic?
Or when it comes to the same nonsense with Naruto because "Sound Jutsu is still viable even in Shippuden" logic?
Or trying to force in game engine limitations but ignore the context of the story when it comes to The Elder Scrolls?
Or when they consistently pull shit from the movies to show that the EU of Star Wars "makes no sense"?

Damn, I really could go on all day with this shit...
 
That actually was argued before. Mainly by Mook on SB

Specifically, Zabuza’s Silent Killing (killing the opponent without making sound) being a thing means that everyone in Naruto is subsonic since the average attack in this series’ sound must be reaching the opponent before the attack itself for there to be any art at all that revolves around being silent
 
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