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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever



:lolwat

I don't have enough bleach for this
 


:lolwat

I don't have enough bleach for this

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I feel like these dumbasses don't understand people would still hate Sanji even if the word simp never existed for the exact reason why people was never a fan of Sanji not wanting to hit women:

In a world where some of the strongest people in the entire known world are women, where 2 of his crewmates are women that took hits that would shatter houses, nay, shatter bedrock like champs despite not even being remotely heavyweights(According to Oda, Nami and Robin are more durable than Mr. "I can get smashed in the face by a 200 Kiloton Metal Bat going at 90MPH twice and still beat your ass and others after the fact" Ussop even back then), it's absolutely fucking stupid for Sanji to refuse to hit women because his foster father told him not to.

It's absolutely moreso that after his ridiculous ass timeskip journey being on Okama Island, he's gotten so absolutely ridiculous that he constantly falls into the exact. Same. Gimmick. Over and over again to the point it lost all of it's edge and just became absolutely ridiculous.
 


:lolwat

I don't have enough bleach for this


as if barking for a woman you find attractive makes you less of a man.

It, uh, it does. Deliberately lowering yourself to behave like an animal for the sake of someone else's amusement because you want them to like you lessens your value as a person, because you are literally making yourself less than them.
 


:lolwat

I don't have enough bleach for this
If you don't feel like reading the whole thing, the general consensus amongst the commenters is that Zoro is stoic badass swordsman (swords are often seen as a phallic symbol)

That... Is not a thing.

I like anime super swordsmanship cause they tickle the 'gosh that's cool' part of my brain. They lost all credibility for me with that.
 
If you don't feel like reading the whole thing, the general consensus amongst the commenters is that Zoro is stoic badass swordsman (swords are often seen as a phallic symbol)
even from Hell freud still plagues the world
 
Pretty sure 1 zombie is enough to solo harry potter
Ok now I know you're taking the piss at this point.

It's a singular mindless fucking zombie that dies in sunlight. Either that happens, or it's going to get hit by hax at some point.
 
Why are people overrating Letz Stile Uryuu?
It's not overrated, SS arc Toshiro just doesn't have the feats to deal with it.
If Mayuri of all people can dodge his attacks, no other Captain aside from maybe Komamura should have any issues and he has a time limit.
Mayuri dodged ONE attack, then promptly got caught by the second one as Uryu got above him before he could even react. People like to ignore that second part for some reason, it WAS NOT simply because he was in mid-air. Uryu had to move a lot faster than him to get to that position, as evidence by Mayuri's shock when he sees him there as he never saw him move.

And why pray tell are we acting like Mayuri is that much slower than any other Captain? Sure Toshiro blitzed Momo and Izuru but it's not like they're notably fast for Lieutenants and Mayuri also had NO issue moving faster than Uryu could see with Shunpo. Same Uryu who, along with Orihime, reacted to a point-blank explosion just before the fight started.

You'll forgive me if I see no reason SS arc Toshiro would do much better at avoiding Letz Still arrows than SS Mayuri did.
Unless you go straight head to head with him in a power contest I don't see how he has any win conditions here?
He does, it's called hitting him.
Huh? You aren't impressed by him failing to blitz Mayuri?
Once again, he basically DID blitz him with the second shot.
Not even by him one-shotting a bankai that checks notes is destroyed every single time it appears?
Do you know who else's Bankai gets at least severely damaged almost every time it appears? Toshiro's :mjpls

I mean this is such a nothing argument in the first place, but vs Toshiro is the very last place you want to be trying this shit. :kobeha
Or that Uryu had to break his bow to do it?
And the only reason Mayuri lived is because of his goop form that no other Soul Reaper benefits from.
Uryu breaking his bow isn't gonna matter because SS Toshiro won't survive the hit in the first place.
 
The Cafe section of Fanverse because I couldn’t resist both seeing the damage control and coping from that echo chamber about Kamala’s first real interview had her proving that yes, it is possible to have a negative IQ as well as have a 30 minute debate of not actually answering a single question or providing a single talking point that isn’t trying to shift both the blame and the topic at hand on Trump.

Eventually led to one of the libs there accusing me of being a slack-jawed, white redneck that’s too dumb and uneducated to know what their saying and as soon as I pointed out that 1, I’m not white and 2, their stereotyping and generalizing me by assuming my race, they immediately dumbed down their insult to just calling me slow

“Too late, I’m offended by you stereotyping me and my race and right now going through a schizo episode attack and identity crisis all at once as I’m typing this right now. I’m going on the rest of my social media to have you cancelled you racist, Nazi bigot!”

:hestonpls

Wish I could post the entire actual thing but as usual, the mods deleted everything, coincidentally just after one of their own instantly lost the argument from playing the race card only for it to backfire badly on them.

It’s so funny how unapologetically racist these elitist pricks can get so long as they even think you’re white, so the racism is fine. Since Trump supporters can’t possibly be anyone other than white hicks
 
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Even if Uryu uses Antithesis,
Implying he even needs to use it here.
Kenpachi will not die easily.
Unless he gets shot in the brain, or the heart, or both, in which case he's instantly fucked.

I swear to God Kenpachi fans just outright ignore the very simple concept that endurance only actually matters as long as your not getting hit in a vital area. In that instance, he's as vulnerable as any other character.
And he will keep up with his speed.
No he wont.
base eos kenpachi is stronger than royd.
The same Royd who Uryu would ALSO stomp with no effort at this point, this means NOTHING with regards to this match-up.
 

It's funny that I can never be done with this thread because the people cannot stop being absolute mongs when it comes to the bare minimum:

"I don't like it when relativistic characters are called out for not being relativistic"

No, shiny actually put down a good point:
Well, they cross cities in seconds when necessary.

And there is a battle all over the world? Why? If it is not for narrative purposes, then this very journey is not required

Again, it's up to the author if they want to display their battle that way, not that it suddenly became "inconsistent" especially when you can explain it in multiple different fashions of how and why it ended up being different.

I see that you don't understand scale. Here let me help you: a servant running for 0.1 seconds in a burst of seed at 0.1c will be covering 3,000 kilometers, you want me to show you where they don't do this?

I mean, you can show him but that doesn't matter for dick because that tends to be so for all of fiction. This is why going for "consistency" is always dumb because no series is consistent, not Fate, not One Punch Man, not even Ruroni Kenshin and Yu Yu Hakusho. Like if we was to calc Saitama's strength right, you would have so many issues because Saitama is suddenly selective with what his shockwaves would AFFECT despite that's not how it works in REALITY in the same fashion that to go FTL with our current knowledge is impossible because you would have to have no mass to do so but characters from all over violate the shit out of that.


Actually using the definition of consistent as if that's supposed to help his argument :jordangif

Yes they can. This is how we've done it countless times for countless sci-fis.

I don't see why Fate is getting an exception.

Yes Sci-Fi, SCIENCE FICTION which tends to use Science on certain degrees to explain how their world works. It's not remotely the same as simple fiction like Fate and... Bleach!

You're right. He is inconsistent and contradictory, so let's go with his most consistent depiction of servants.

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I love when SB members who have knowledge on shit give up their positions because of "inconsistencies" and allow motherfuckers like these to get full on dichotomy over them...
Again, Melusine and Kingu both have explanations on them that SB chooses to ignore because it would destroy their headcanon so instead go with this retarded shit again and again and again. The irony is this will NEVER be said about Bleach despite being even more inconsistent than Fate could ever be because Kubo doesn't even give numbers or distance or anything to work with.

I. E, nullify one of the biggest advantages that the Bleach side has.

Bleach doesn't have an advantage in speed, the fuck are you talking about? By "consistency" arguments, Bleach literally has no fucking speed feats to draw from.

They mean exactly that.

If having more "supersonic" feats(which I love how people ignore supersonic is a MEASUREMENT OF SPEED, not a theoretical maximum of that category) somehow means that faster than Lightning, Relativistic and Light Speed feats that are lesser is now gone, why doesn't this apply to Bleach then? You know how many series would be absolutely stuck at Supersonic then? They never think about this at all because there is no critical thinking skills here.

It's funny how your stance of consistency starts to fluctuate the moment when it suits you.

But no, let's not do that. Let's go with the entire franchise instead of only the game that you like.

It's funny because he's doing the same thing with Bleach lol. As if True Shikai Ichigo scales to Ichibei's sole feat of crossing 1000 ri when by consistency standards, he doesn't.

Interesting. Where did you get the latter from?

I like how he completely ignores the rest of shiny's point to instead go with "Ah so Kingu and Melusine are that slow" and thus prove shiny's point in that they are explicitly removing any and all context for their downplay.
 
Yep, thread devolved again into rabid shit flinging, people bitching on both sides and a dude trolling.
Fucking amazing, best VS. debate forum folks.

Can't even understand how "consistency" as a full on standby for franchises don't work and how their own hypocrisy makes no sense(Like okay, we seen Ichigo and Yhwach fly around and attack each other around the various Squad Zero barracks... question, does ANYONE know how far each of them are from the other? Because needing to be catapulted around doesn't mean shit if we have no basis for how far each of them are. And how is it better than Quetzalcoatl being able to reach the Upper Atmosphere/Exo/Mesosphere in seconds from a simple jump?)
 
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Shikai Kenpachi is too much for Uryu.
Why? Because he cut a character who is weaker than Uryu?

Like you do realize Uryu was able to evade Unsealed Senjumaru's threads for several seconds when five Nazis FAR more powerful than Gremmy couldn't do fuck all.
You are making everyone lose to a character who knows nothing but running and shooting arrows. :grin
While you are trying to make him lose to a character who knows nothing but slashing swords. :maybe
Ignoring the fact that he has better feats BY FAR than Kenpachi at this point. :jordangif
 
I mean even simplifying things like that

the guy shooting arrows at range generally wins against the guy who can only swing his sword

:mjpls
 
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