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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Anos is planet level and you need to interpret anything as literal... to put him into universal.

One of the biggest fraud from LN wankers.
Not even planet level

Don’t care how casually you want to argue he was doing it or his statement of what he could really do, shaking a planet is hardly the same as destroying one
 
Senjumaru vs Anos

Whose the bigger Multiversal fraud off shaking planets
 

I think Sukuna takes this pretty handily, and I'd expect him to win even if he restricted himself to fighting solely in hand to hand. As a reminder, the first thing he did when he took over Megumi's body was this:

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This is a 50 metre wide building, and Sukuna did this with one punch. To compare to like, a few Big Moments of Meruem's....

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This is a very, very rough edit, I don't have access to my normal computer right now, but I generally tried to just measure things from the little stick people, apart from the Boddhisatva's attack rush, which has no objective scale, and I just roughly did by comparing the size of the nearby plateau to the image which does have stick people in it and adjusting until it feels right. If you like you could instead go by assuming the dust cloud is big enough to hide the Boddhistava, but I don't think the point changes all that much.

I don't need to grab anything else to show that the rest of this user's post would be laughed out of the fucking room anywhere else to act as if this means that Sukuna is physically superior to Meruem in any fashion...
 


I'm not even sure the hell is going on here...
Death Notes don't work on Shinigami and they only die trying to preserve Human Life by doing the opposite of their jobs(though with the extra chapter, this seems to be something the Shinigami King enforces) so why would it work on Servants? Also, despite what people primarily tend to say, Masters don't give up their names at the drop of a hat and Light would have to be close enough that a Mage can spot him just as equally or a Servant would absolutely recognize that someone is hiding(Servants can sense the living, not just magical energy or a Master).

And ain't no way in hell Light is getting anywhere in trying to tail them either without risking death. People tend to miss that alot of Light's "greatest feats" is literally fate working with him(Raye Penber just happened to tell him basically what he's doing because Light arranged the Bus Hijacking but Raye didn't need to say shit and his wife, whose basically L-Tier, just happened to stumble onto Light at the exact right moment) rather than any real genius. Dude is smart but he's not someone who can turn water into wine, get my drift?
 



I don't need to grab anything else to show that the rest of this user's post would be laughed out of the fucking room anywhere else to act as if this means that Sukuna is physically superior to Meruem in any fashion...
this guy is arguing Meruem is slower than Cheetu lol

keep in mind that while Cheetu was faster than Morel and Knuckle, they could still see and tag him. Meanwhile Youpi’s final form was so fast Knuckle could not see him at all when he crossed a several hundred meter gap. Meruem obviously isn’t slower than Youpi is.

They also ignore Meruem moving comparable to Netero’s hands which are faster than Pitou is lol, while arguing Meruem could be slower than Pitou. It’s dumb
 
This infinite statement kinda pissed me off.

Bleach has statements about the Garganta being infinite, and DxD mentions Hell as being infinite. These two verses are elevated to universe level (3-A/Low 2-C) in the VSBW rankings based on these claims.

Meanwhile, Dragon Ball, despite being set in one of twelve universes, is not considered infinite by VSBW—even though the Daizenshuu has made six statements describing the universe as infinite. And yet, VSBW refuses to accept it.

That’s why all these light novel feats make me roll my eyes—there’s always some exaggerated hyperbole. When these feats eventually get animated or adapted into a manga, they often don’t live up to the claims. The grandiose descriptions in text rarely translate into something equally impressive on screen or in panels.

It’s frustrating how such over-the-top statements are taken at face value while more grounded series, like Dragon Ball, which actually show consistent cosmic-scale feats, get overlooked or downplayed.

Unbelievable.:giogio

DxD being universal is one hell of a take :skully

Issei is currently sitting around planet level, and has the early Goku problem where even if he can blow up a planet he'd die in the vacuum of space.

That level of power is treated as abnormal in-universe and reserved for the "dumpsters everyone else" tier
 
Yeah no, there's no arguing around this-
Issei: I'm also going to die if the Earth is gone, aren't I!?
This statement is made in response to someone suggesting that he simply blow up the planet, so he does have that level of firepower but not the durability.
Issei is currently sitting around planet level, and has the early Goku problem where even if he can blow up a planet he'd die in the vacuum of space.
In a nutshell, that's correct but one minor nitpick I would add to this is that he wouldn't die to the vacuum of space. Issei would die to the explosion of his own blast of power-
  • Issei can survive indefinitely in the dimensional gap where nothing exists and the last I checked the gas known as oxygen is also included in nothingness. This alone proves he does not need oxygen, dude was perfectly fine in the void between dimension where existence itself ceases to be so he's gonna survive space all right. .
  • Issei is a devil and all devils have teleportation as a basic ability, even the weakest of devils can teleport as seen when they go to complete their contracts. So even if the Earth were destroyed and he was left stuck in space, all he would have to do would be to teleport back to the underworld or any other dimension in order to avoid starvation and asphyxiation.
So there is zero reason why he would not survive in space if the Earth were to be destroyed. The only thing left is the fact that it would not be the lack of air that destroys him, but his own blast. Basically, his durability does not scale to his AP.
 
Yeah no, there's no arguing around this-

This statement is made in response to someone suggesting that he simply blow up the planet, so he does have that level of firepower but not the durability.

In a nutshell, that's correct but one minor nitpick I would add to this is that he wouldn't die to the vacuum of space. Issei would die to the explosion of his own blast of power-
  • Issei can survive indefinitely in the dimensional gap where nothing exists and the last I checked the gas known as oxygen is also included in nothingness. This alone proves he does not need oxygen, dude was perfectly fine in the void between dimension where existence itself ceases to be so he's gonna survive space all right. .
  • Issei is a devil and all devils have teleportation as a basic ability, even the weakest of devils can teleport as seen when they go to complete their contracts. So even if the Earth were destroyed and he was left stuck in space, all he would have to do would be to teleport back to the underworld or any other dimension in order to avoid starvation and asphyxiation.
So there is zero reason why he would not survive in space if the Earth were to be destroyed. The only thing left is the fact that it would not be the lack of air that destroys him, but his own blast. Basically, his durability does not scale to his AP.

Nah, he can't teleport to the other side of the dimensional gap. Most devils need special assistance to cross dimensions (and Issei sucks at magic)

And the reason he could survive in the dimensional gap was because he didn't actually have a body at that point, and was being sustained by GR. He can tank it without issue but he does still need to eat and such to live.

The context of the conversation is that he's talking about fighting Vali, who can otherwise dodge his attacks. Ddraig says he'd win if he blew up the planet, but then he'd be screwed as well.

Also AxA is technically still weaker than True DxD, so there's that as well.
 
Also AxA is technically still weaker than True DxD, so there's that as well.
I don't doubt that God-tiers such as Great Red or Shiva are planetary since they have statements of destroying the world, plus the author has said that their going all out would be comparable to Dragon Ball.

It's Issei or any other relevant debatable character with actual feats capable of surviving planetary destruction which I'm doubting. (excluding ExE, which I refuse to touch)
Nah, he can't teleport to the other side of the dimensional gap. Most devils need special assistance to cross dimensions (and Issei sucks at magic)

And the reason he could survive in the dimensional gap was because he didn't actually have a body at that point, and was being sustained by GR. He can tank it without issue but he does still need to eat and such to live.
Even assuming that Issei cannot teleport, he has friends to teleport him back even in the scenario that he gets stuck in space. Starvation or dehydration would take days and that's enough time to get him back.

Regarding the lack of body, Issei's normal body was destroyed as you mentioned but the new one was made from the Dragon Gods who are beings that literally live inside the Dimensional Gap. He's more dragon than human so I'm quite sure he can survive space long enough to be rescued.

I cannot see him dying of starvation or lack of oxygen at this point in the story, lol
 
I don't doubt that God-tiers such as Great Red or Shiva are planetary since they have statements of destroying the world, plus the author has said that their going all out would be comparable to Dragon Ball.

It's Issei or any other relevant debatable character with actual feats capable of surviving planetary destruction which I'm doubting. (excluding ExE, which I refuse to touch)

I mean, other characters in a similar tier take the same attacks that Ddraig warns Issei about hitting the planet with to the face and survive. Badly wounded, but they take the hit.

Also brace yourself, if DxD ever returns the final arc will be the ExE war.

Even assuming that Issei cannot teleport, he has friends to teleport him back even in the scenario that he gets stuck in space. Starvation or dehydration would take days and that's enough time to get him back.

Its specifically about going between dimensions thats hard. And for what's its worth I'm pretty sure the other dimensions are tied to the Earth somehow since Trihexia destroying the normal planet was going to destroy everything else as well iirc

Regarding the lack of body, Issei's normal body was destroyed as you mentioned but the new one was made from the Dragon Gods who are beings that literally live inside the Dimensional Gap. He's more dragon than human so I'm quite sure he can survive space long enough to be rescued.

I cannot see him dying of starvation or lack of oxygen at this point in the story, lol

Maybe, but it was a hypothetical about a 1 v 1 fight. I don't think Ddraig was considering that far.
 



haha, killy and zoichi nuke them :russ, lolcano truly makes some bad threads, lmao




we have killy slamming a guy into it hard enough to dent it and then crushing his head with a punch, pmuch the same as every other time he's tackled or slammed someone but this was toward the end of the manga after he got his upgrade and they were specifically inside a megastructure at this point, but it also managed to withstand cibo teleporting a portion of a stars surface into a room about 16k km wide, lel, plus firing event horizons/gravitons out of his gun =gbe that can effortlessly tear through material designed to house the solar system. A material he also dented with his fist, = he also at least lightspeed in reactions as well, lel


meanwhile, the same goes for zoichi who has several attachments to his gun, has the railgun and one that allows him to channel his brainwaves in to a shot which is strong enough to pierce through the planet and keep going

pmuch, almost every team nihei members solos 8-9/10 of their fights
 



haha, killy and zoichi nuke them :russ, lolcano truly makes some bad threads, lmao




we have killy slamming a guy into it hard enough to dent it and then crushing his head with a punch, pmuch the same as every other time he's tackled or slammed someone but this was toward the end of the manga after he got his upgrade and they were specifically inside a megastructure at this point, but it also managed to withstand cibo teleporting a portion of a stars surface into a room about 16k km wide, lel, plus firing event horizons/gravitons out of his gun =gbe that can effortlessly tear through material designed to house the solar system. A material he also dented with his fist, = he also at least lightspeed in reactions as well, lel


meanwhile, the same goes for zoichi who has several attachments to his gun, has the railgun and one that allows him to channel his brainwaves in to a shot which is strong enough to pierce through the planet and keep going

pmuch, almost every team nihei members solos 8-9/10 of their fights

Again, all this proves is either these people cannot read worth shit or they legit just skim for the low grade feats or suddenly "apply physics" to feats they don't agree with to knock it down pegs enough so they can downplay it without worries.

If you seen how dude got like 20 likes for the absolute retardation of him trying to say that Megukuna is comparable in strength to Meruem, you can speak volumes about that.
 
this guy is arguing Meruem is slower than Cheetu lol

keep in mind that while Cheetu was faster than Morel and Knuckle, they could still see and tag him. Meanwhile Youpi’s final form was so fast Knuckle could not see him at all when he crossed a several hundred meter gap. Meruem obviously isn’t slower than Youpi is.

They also ignore Meruem moving comparable to Netero’s hands which are faster than Pitou is lol, while arguing Meruem could be slower than Pitou. It’s dumb

It legit makes me wonder if SB has been fully taken over by Reddit or they have been drained so hard mentally that they are reaching negative brainpower because there's no way you can say these things and not look insane.
This shit isn't even that hard to find:




Hell, even seeing the fight with Netero and Meruem, he's in a whole ass class of speed well beyond anything Cheetu has ever shown period... but somehow, it's Post-Rose Meruem that's only a problem for Sukuna...
Seriously, is it even a problem if I call a good number of people in Spacebattles defective? Not just for the user saying this shit, but for the people who liked the post because they believe it was good argument?
 

Siegfried takes the first 2 rounds but loses against RG Byakuya easily, even showing video proof of Siegfried's abilities and still believes RG Byakuya has any chance

Again, that SB Brainrot be on the fucking negatives...






Real shit, Siegfried is one of Byakuya's WORST opponents as he's basically just Bankai Ichigo except even more hideously durable and Byakuya very rarely aims for a person's back(and tends to stop doing it as a whole after the SS arc, only doing it against Zommari as a punctuation mark) so he won't ever guess Siegfried's weakness is back there and Siegfried is WAY too cognizant to fall into it.

It's also weird they NEVER take Siegfried's Damage Cut into consideration, only believing that Tametomo's Arrows can't be as strong as Byakuya's Senbonzakura Kageyoshi after he's been RG trained...
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Oh wait, just the aftereffects of Tametomo's and Orion's NP clash just destroyed 2 Island sized Singularities and the 3rd later on and then fucked over the 4th with permanently fucked up weather...

Siegfried took one of those arrows charged up to only a slightly lesser degree and was still capable of fighting.
 

HM Arc Byakuya's Bankai can deal major damage to R1 Yammy with regular individual attacks and his actual techniques would be stronger. I don't really see how Senbonzakura is lacking in damage output with that taken into account.

With the durability feats Byakuya has or scales to nothing short of a direct hit with Balmung is putting him down. Still who wins in round 2 likely comes down to whether or not Byakuya can hit Siegfried's weak spot or Siegfried can land a hit with his NP. But considering SBK can attack from several different directions and angles at once I see the former happening more often.

Yep, called it, they have no clue on how Siegfried's Damage Cut works and literally just making shit up on how it SHOULD work and thus Byakuya even in HM with Senkei can pierce Siegfried... because it can hurt Yammy...
@Adamant soul I'm gonna call you in here because we both know... that this is bullshit.
Anyone who is not basically suffering negative brain drain would fully realize that Yammy, even R1 or R2... is fucking PATHETIC. Kubo literally made him be pathetic on purpose because all Yammy is at his core is just power, no durability, no skill, no nothing. Like people are using the fact that post-Ulquirroa Ichigo not being able to cut off his head with his attack is meant to be the fact that Ichigo was holding back his true Vizard power and he still did cut the shit out of Yammy's neck.

Like what the fuck is this?! If this is how they scale Bleach characters, no wonder they end up with shit that makes zero sense.
 
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