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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Nigga we all know that don't count.

Obviously, as the superior debaters over on SB have shown us, Radahn is just sword level with superhuman speeds. His light attacks aren't real light, and his jump up and down from the atmosphere to slam you is, in actual fact, way slower than it appears.

Their source? The greatest source of all:
Just Trust Me Bro. :mjgrin

normal human speed tarnished disagrees with you :russ
 

this is the funniest fep moment yet sub universal Marvel


ALL OF MARVEL
 

this is the funniest fep moment yet sub universal Marvel


ALL OF MARVEL
yhwach got killed by an attack that did no damage to the ground they were standing on. sub wall level Bleach characters by this “logic”
youre highballing, i can downplay further
no damage to the ground?
sub sidewalk level
sub dirt level
sub sand
sub sand grain level
 
Reminded of why I love Mitsuari

Disguised her personal Mecha by stuffing it in of all things, a fat suit made to look like a bloated, grotesque mockery of Shokuhou over something less complicated or likely to draw attention

Petty doesn’t even come close to describing this girl

:hestonpls
 
in all seriousness adding or losing weight REALLY doesn't have as much of a factor in a fight when we're considering anime superhumans
 

this is the funniest fep moment yet sub universal Marvel


ALL OF MARVEL
I wouldn’t say Bleach’s god tiers are sub-planetary or whatever but, uh, Marvel’s cosmic feats are undeniably more obvious than Bleach’s
Posting some planet level Herald stuff (and one fighting in a black hole feat) that people already have seen before because why not. They have higher showings but I just feel like doing this.

Silver Surfer Annual 7: Wrath of Morg
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Annihilation Silver Surfer #4
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Fight goes a bit back and forth, then it concludes with this:
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Galactus the Devourer #2
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Annihilation: Heralds of Galactus #1

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Worth noting Terrax did that just after a chunk of his Power Cosmic got drained by Randau

Another black hole survival feat, featuring Terrax and Dazzler

Dazzler (1981) #10
Terrax hides in a black hole and Galactus can’t follow since he’d blow it all up and might kill Terrax, which he doesn’t actually want
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Dazzler gets powered up so she can survive inside the black hole, and meets Terrax
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Dazzler (1981) #11
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Whatever you can use to downplay Heralds, the same can apply to Bleach characters but even worse :mjlol
 
in all seriousness adding or losing weight REALLY doesn't have as much of a factor in a fight when we're considering anime superhumans
Railgun Manga’s latest arc introduced a Tokiwadai student who weaponizes fat

Can make herself incredibly skinny to become agile and slip out of things like chains wrapped around her and when she’s running at her thin self’s top speed, quickly switches to becoming fat, using that added mass and weight to make punches and tackles hit even harder
 
Besides the visible stars in both Soul Society and the world of the living (the thing that is literally our universe) lol
 
I wouldn’t say Bleach’s god tiers are sub-planetary or whatever but, uh, Marvel’s cosmic feats are undeniably more obvious than Bleach’s



Whatever you can use to downplay Heralds, the same can apply to Bleach characters but even worse :mjlol
I was fucking around with the hill/wall level stuff I don’t actually think Bleach is anything below planet level I just think fep’s “logic” even for his own standards was so insane and works against Bleach just as much as Marvel
 
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