Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

[Mr.OMG]

Its actually not an isekai, its actually a Sci-Fi novel which is honestly suprising

but it also means the nigga is actually using all those words and shit that we hate to see


for example

Damn, the it's author is literally me from a parallel universe who, instead of just being schizophrenic, chose to be a schizophrenic writer. But, I can write book with more schizo plot.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

:

Someone really said, alright fuck it we ball

 

[OtherGalaxy]

suggs already did this 15 years ago and funnier

 

[Masterblack06]

it gets better, i posted this in the discord

1. Then I read about this guy named Max Tegmark and he was using a theory that our universe is infinitely more complex than a universe where impossible things happen because our universe is completely based on mathematics. I thought "If that were to be true then could we measure God?" The answer is yes and no... In theory, you could measure God however in set theory there are sets of infinity with the smallest set being Aleph Null. Each group of infinities exists completely inaccessible to the one below it and no matter how high the set below climbs it could never reach the next step. This idea correlates to my universal theory that everything is a story. Think about it when we read a book the characters could never truly reach us much like Aleph Null can't reach Aleph 1. What if we are Aleph 1 and Aleph 2 is where "God" Is?
   
   
   Then if that was the case what is the final writer? Who is the author of the author? It would have to be truly infinite in every way. Nothing can reach it not even a description could reach it since it would be impossible to even put a label on the being known as God. So we could never reach or met god as he is above the very being who wrote us. But do they realize it... do they know they are but a story on the never-ending narrative ladder? This all comes down to saying "God" is absolute infinity. The final infinity is completely inaccessible by any means. No aleph or large cardinal could reach the zone of absolute infinity. This would make "God" The Absolute Author...

 

[Adamant soul]

Strongest Sternritter Ayon can beat at full power?

As in, not in base but with El Martillo

www.fanverse.org

beating up Vs1 Quilge without his schrift means absolutely nothing.

Beating up the guy who no-sold a Getsuga to the neck from Fullbring Shikai Ichigo and was generally stronger than him means nothing?

I mean I'm seeing the notion pushed that Nazis' with schrift > Any without it, but that's nothing but pure bullshit.

Yes Schrifts matter but the Nazis vary wildly in terms of physical stats and destructive power. No Elite Nazi would need their schrift to murk the Nazis under them. Ain't no schrift saving most Nazis from just getting blitzed by VS2 Robert, nor stomped by their teacher in Quilge.

We know multiple sternritter are tiers above that in terms of stats.

Yeah the ones I mentioned (ie Quilge, Bazz, Robert, Gremmy, Royd, the Elites and Haschwalth) are above it. Try to put anybody else at that level (cough the Bambis cough) and I'll be waiting a while for you to produce feats to prove it because none exist.

Quilge, Ayon, and Ichigo unironically getting Zaraki levels of wank nowadays wtf.

You haven't fucking SEEN Zaraki levels of wank if you think that is what this is. Zaraki levels are straight up ignoring feats or statements that are inconveniant to your stance which, funny enough, is EXACTLY what you're doing here.

 

[Adamant soul]

Allon vs Meninas

So, base Ayon > a VS Sternritter (Quilge) in conventional strength. I’m curious how he’d do against someone specced in physical strength like Meninas. This time, we’ll assume Ayon uses his El Martillo ability. Who takes it?

www.fanverse.org

Stop this is outright disgusting.

I agree but you're lack of self-awareness is staggering.

Ayon got one shotted by Quilge

Who is stronger than Meninas

Meninas punches him to pieces.

Based on what?

And by this logic can Ayon replicate the same feats Meninas did against RG shikai Ichigo?

WHAT FUCKING FEATS? They literally got no-diffed by an Ichigo who was bored out of his fucking skull.

So yes, unironically Allon can replicate that because he'd similarly do nothing against that version of Ichigo.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/hand-to-hand-match-between-adam-smasher-and-halo-spartans.1217129/#post-109466975

..why are you calling the animators stupid for this?

Yes yes, it's definately ok to judge someone's intelligence by the most anal retentive nitpicks imaginable. By this path of 'logic,' SB is even dumber than a dead snail.

 

[Masterblack06]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kanchome-and-parco-folgore-zatch-bell-runs-a-special-grade-sorcerers-gauntlet-jujutsu-kaisen.1216025/

use zatch bell characters in a in a vs debate
neg diff the opponents

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Yes yes, it's definately ok to judge someone's intelligence by the most anal retentive nitpicks imaginable. By this path of 'logic,' SB is even dumber than a dead snail.

That's basically SB's stupidity in a nutshell though? They only debate by doing the most anal retentive nitpicks possible for anything they are against even if it can be equally applied to what they are defending and if you dare call them out on it? They'll either go full "Whataboutism", bitch to a mod or straight up try and stonewall you into leaving the thread while having everyone else gang up on you.

It should be extremely obvious how Sandevistan works but just like my "Subsonic Nasuverse-Narutoverse/Can't even destroy the ground Dragonshouts/etc.", they will look for the most retarded nitpicks possible to prove a dent into something to prove it's a lie even if it makes no sense to anyone with a brain. Like if the main reason people hate powerscalers is seeing people on Spacebattles and Reddit, I cannot fucking blame them in the slightest for hating powerscalers.

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kanchome-and-parco-folgore-zatch-bell-runs-a-special-grade-sorcerers-gauntlet-jujutsu-kaisen.1216025/

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kanchome-and-parco-folgore-zatch-bell-runs-a-special-grade-sorcerers-gauntlet-jujutsu-kaisen.1216025/#post-109096094

Vaguely between Supersonic and Hypersonic speeds and can easily destroy buildings with punches and easily take hits at that level.

They have their own individual techniques but destruction wise the strongest of them (Gojo) is limited to being destroying a few city blocks with his best attacks. An exception is Yuki who has a suicidal move where she can create a black hole capable of destroying the planet.

My dude, I can't even read this without losing my shit.
"Can easily destroy Buildings with punches" Since fucking when?!
"Yuki can use a suicidal move which can destroy the Earth" Since fucking when?!?

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

That's basically SB's stupidity in a nutshell though? They only debate by doing the most anal retentive nitpicks possible for anything they are against even if it can be equally applied to what they are defending and if you dare call them out on it? They'll either go full "Whataboutism", bitch to a mod or straight up try and stonewall you into leaving the thread while having everyone else gang up on you.

It should be extremely obvious how Sandevistan works but just like my "Subsonic Nasuverse-Narutoverse/Can't even destroy the ground Dragonshouts/etc.", they will look for the most retarded nitpicks possible to prove a dent into something to prove it's a lie even if it makes no sense to anyone with a brain. Like if the main reason people hate powerscalers is seeing people on Spacebattles and Reddit, I cannot fucking blame them in the slightest for hating powerscalers.

Then they'll have the sheer audacity to say that 'this is what the author intended!'

And then they ignore it when you post WOG saying their intention was the exact opposite.

They are full of shit and they know it.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Then they'll have the sheer audacity to say that 'this is what the author intended!'

And then they ignore it when you post WOG saying their intention was the exact opposite.

They are full of shit and they know it.

Exactly. It's insane when you see the Final Fantasy Ultimania created precisely by WoG and it just gets denied despite all but going with everything we say where the Final Fantasy series lies because "Why did X get impeded by Y?" when defending a franchise that has that precise problem in an even bigger fashion...

But there is truly nothing more insane than watching them twist into the most Gordian of Knots to try and explain why Cu and Archer's "feats" don't truly mean shit despite:

The attack is being stopped by Rho Aias and only slowly breaking through it
Despite that, the attack is very clearly creating a HUGE shockwave showing just how much force Gae Bolg is truly generating despite that
Despite being slowed down by the multiple defenses of Rho Aias, the explosion caused by Gae Bolg is strong enough to easily uproot entire trees just by the very shockwave of the attack happening
The actual explosion does even more damage than that
Archer ultimately survives it despite being at ground zero and Rho Aias ultimately failed in fully stopping it

Even if you want to play stupid in disagreeing on the actual genuine DC of the attack because "Why didn't it destroy the Continents then?", saying it's just MCB or less is being beyond disingenuous and just being absolutely retarded.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Exactly. It's insane when you see the Final Fantasy Ultimania created precisely by WoG and it just gets denied despite all but going with everything we say where the Final Fantasy series lies because "Why did X get impeded by Y?" when defending a franchise that has that precise problem in an even bigger fashion...

And then they use the Ultimania* when it says something vaguely unimpressive sounding so it can suit their own needs

*Or any other guidebook, even after saying how it's totally not canon because reasons. You know what I mean.

But there is truly nothing more insane than watching them twist into the most Gordian of Knots to try and explain why Cu and Archer's "feats" don't truly mean shit despite:



Even if you want to play stupid in disagreeing on the actual genuine DC of the attack because "Why didn't it destroy the Continents then?", saying it's just MCB or less is being beyond disingenuous and just being absolutely retarded.

No no no. Don't you see?

This is done with MAGIC and is therefore ESOTERIC and has nothing to do with power at all because 'the word magic' was used. Therefore Tajuro shanks them all with BOULDER CUTTING STRENGTH!

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

And then they use the Ultimania* when it says something vaguely unimpressive sounding so it can suit their own needs

*Or any other guidebook, even after saying how it's totally not canon because reasons. You know what I mean.

Yeah, that shit gets genuinely insulting when they do shit like that and then suddenly turn around and at like My Hero Academia of all things doesn't have it's shit stink or worse... Bleach.


Then pretend that Kirkbride's work on The Elder Scrolls should be denied due to "Gameplay Limitations" but then don't equally apply that shit to Disgaea... but then don't even apply it to games that are within the same overall franchise to Disgaea at the same time.

No no no. Don't you see?

This is done with MAGIC and is therefore ESOTERIC and has nothing to do with power at all because 'the word magic' was used. Therefore Tajuro shanks them all with BOULDER CUTTING STRENGTH!

Man, that Boulder Cutting feat is the most insane shit possible because they then try and hyperscale AND act like Tanjirou literally gets stronger for every Demon he kills... when that's not how that worked at all for Demon Slayer's formula.
Tanjirou gets stronger in certain intervals as otherwise, he just basically defeats his opponents through either luck or just "cutting them the right way".

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Yeah, that shit gets genuinely insulting when they do shit like that and then suddenly turn around and at like My Hero Academia of all things doesn't have it's shit stink or worse... Bleach.


Then pretend that Kirkbride's work on The Elder Scrolls should be denied due to "Gameplay Limitations" but then don't equally apply that shit to Disgaea... but then don't even apply it to games that are within the same overall franchise to Disgaea at the same time.

They try to argue that MK is outright non-canon (while of course ignoring the dozens of examples of his contributions appearing onscreen as core parts of the main story)...and then turn around and unknowingly defend his contributions (which of course, they only believe in because it sounds vaguely unimpressive and is OFC taken out of context).

I recall a shit ton of low ends for MHA back in the day (like syringes and bullets still being a threat, techonology not advancing in like 90 years, and of course SWORDS), but MHA is one of their pet settings so none of those count.

I've never seen them argue for Disgaea, though knowing SB, they'd probably try and claim Laharl is sub-wall level and looses to Homelander.

Man, that Boulder Cutting feat is the most insane shit possible because they then try and hyperscale AND act like Tanjirou literally gets stronger for every Demon he kills... when that's not how that worked at all for Demon Slayer's formula.
Tanjirou gets stronger in certain intervals as otherwise, he just basically defeats his opponents through either luck or just "cutting them the right way".

Tanjiro was just an example of one of SBs pet series. I mean more their dumbass 'all magic is done esoterically' BS.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

In semi-related news, I have now not been on SB for over two months! Not even to look at it! Let's see how long I can keep this going.

 

[Randomdude]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mita-miside-runs-a-gauntlet.1216259/page-4

SOMEHOW THIS IS STILL GOING

Edit: The thread creator is retarded and has spent over four pages arguing that the cute horror game waifu survives anyone on this gauntlet despite her best feat...being...Stronger then an average human? and going into really stupid hypotheticals about her...Pulling out an iron man suit? Manipulating the game to win? Honestly I really struggle to read his post.

 

[Paxton]

 

[Randomdude]

.........Ill never grasp starwars scaling at all, Im a very casual fan of the movies and I don't remember anything in them even being city level....

 

[Astaro]

Expanded Universe Star Wars

Even I’ll acknowledge it’s far, far more powerful than any of the movies or the current Disney Wars garbo

That said, Multiversal Luke Skywalker is utter crap. Even the way Universal Luke gets argued here is more generous than I usually allow myself

 

[Astaro]

Vs Battle Wiki’s End Game is to go full Reddit and find something to argue everything in fiction being some degree of Outerversal, isn’t it?