To set up what comes next. It's worth repeating; if you shit on what people actually cared about before just to set up something new, then why should anyone care?
Greatest Jobbers in fiction
- Thread starter OtherGalaxy
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If the leaks about the Fantastic Four movie are true
then what a horrible fucking way to introduce your character
why should I watch this jobber’s movie now?
I said this in the other thread
but he counts here
the legend of large planet level Gamora returns
mcu wank in 2018 is the only obd wank ive seen that rivals bleach
Okay totally different thread but Fuck Identity Crisis it deserves to be mentioned here
Youtube comments really are the worst...
"But GUYS! It's meant to make the entire Infinity Saga worthless to show how insignificant it is to the wider Universe!"
"Loki SHOULD have an existential crisis as it's good for his character!"
Okay... you could do this SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THEN! Why not have them see the entire thing as a set of movies they watch for their amusement? Completely breaking Loki's pride as everything he went through... is just a source of their entertainment and something they forget when it's over?
Or the fact that they actually exhibit powers greater than the Infinity Stones by themselves?
Nah, that's WAY too smart for us, let's just destroy all pretenses and make the stones completely worthless! That's the only goddamned way!
And it's shit like this which is why these dumbasses can't fathom why people are jumping off the MCU bandwagon more than staying on or getting on.
Oh, all this talk about the TVA and Loki reminds me that Loki should be on here. He went from a superhuman strong enough to fight cap and survive hulk smashing him multiple times to like human-level strength in his own tv show if I’m correct.
More like somehow a complete fucking jobber who they completely forgot is still an Asgardian who is far and away more durable than any equivalent being, even for people as weak as The Enchantress and Loki(who you really need someone like She-Hulk to even match up to).
well technically he's a frost giant
which might make it even worse
which might make it even worse
Yeah, actually he only ever used his ice giant powers once when he froze heimdalls sword in Thor didn’t he? Then everyone completely forgot.well technically he's a frost giant
which might make it even worse
Loki in the show itself has a scene where he stops a falling skyscapper with a thought, so...why not use that against the TVA when they try to arrest you? They're weak against oil fires and people hiding in the shadows, that level of telekenesis would splatter them.
I really could go on about Loki. It's the MCU equivilant of TLJ.
I really could go on about Loki. It's the MCU equivilant of TLJ.
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Personally it's my least favorite favorite of the MCU installments. That's not even the worst Thanos gets it, in a previous episode he not only gets talked out of being a planet conquering warlord off-screen but then becomes a lickspittle lackey to T'Challa Star-Lord and gets an ass-beating from fucking Cull Obsidian
He then follows up that performance in a later episode by showing up on Earth with 5 infinite stones just to get instantly turned into a zombie, when regular ass people like Happy Hogan, Sharon Carter, and Ant-Man's coworker had managed to survive there for years.
Big Mom herself qualifies more than anyone. Never forget the treatment Jinbe, Brook, Nami, and Chopper gave her when she raided their ship. Franky doing motocross stunts on her face followed by Jinbe and Robin rolling her to the outskirts of the island. Or the fact that she somehow managed to take an L to not just one, but two of Kaido's commanders. That alone is enough to land her here, but the list goes on and on with her getting BFR'd on the rooftop needing to be saved by Kaido, having her assault defended by Capone Bege for a full chapter, her ultimate trump card homie being casually sliced in two by a Law who claimed to have ran out of stamina several attacks ago, a defenseless Kid being tickled by one of her big attacks, etc.
oda writes law the exact opposite of a jobber in fights to the point it's actually annoying
and it sucks because law is a good character he just gets way too much play
and it sucks because law is a good character he just gets way too much play
this is the first time I’ve heard him do this
this could have been so useful in any of his fights from the previous movies
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ToP arc Goku getting tagged and bruised by a normal pistol because he took the day off from training.