Life on Autopilot

[Delta Shell]

I just drove half way to the gym instead of work. It's in the opposite direction...and the traffic

You ever do some absent minded shit like this? I think my life is too busy my brain has gone on strike.

 

[Sabo]

All the time. Moved house recently and I keep driving back to my old house half of the time.

 

[Nep Nep]

Literally all the time at my last two jobs.

Minimum wage work is serious abuse man, my brain become absolute mush.

 

[jane]

yeah work basically requires me to be on autopilot lest i mentally combust and become reduced to a husk that vaguely resembles what was once a human

 

[Vermiform]

Be glad you can concentrate enough to burn out or overload.

 

[Officer MeowMeow Poontang]

Funny just now actually was going pick something up n made a turn toward the direction of my job instead

It's what happens when you live by habit

 

[Ral]

>be me
>walks to Walmart
>shitposts on OLF
>walks into the gym along the road to Walmart
>waht was I going to Walmart for again?

 

[Baka]

i can be very absent minded yes

smartphones have not helped this

 

[Leng]

Yeah I almost tossed my clothes into the toilet rather than the hamper. Want to believe if I had I would have stopped before taking a leak in the laundry bin too.

 

[Odd]

Used to have single bed next to wall, swapped sides, went to sleep, woke up, ate the wall

 

[Nep Nep]

Yeah I almost tossed my clothes into the toilet rather than the hamper. Want to believe if I had I would have stopped before taking a leak in the laundry bin too.

Put my phone in the fridge the other day.

Realized I used become in my last post instead of became, omitted the has that comes before entirely...

Thanks boomers, you're sending us all on a path to dementia before age 40.

 

[Ral]

Thanks boomers, you're sending us all on a path to dementia before age 40.

The only thing that goes boom boom at this point is Mbxx's diapers

 

[Nep Nep]

The only thing that goes boom boom at this point is Mbxx's diapers

 

[Kaigainiki]

Literally my mind the past few years.

 

[Pericolo]

at some point in the middle of my two weeks off i was convinced both weeks were up after waking up and drove to the damn place

hell i drove to my parents house at one point from work

 

[Odd]

I'm blaming @Delta Shell for this one because he made this thread


Lunch today I made some microwave noodles only this time I forgot to put water in it, burnt the noodles, ruined my microwavable dish and smoked out the kitchen

 

[Delta Shell]

I'm blaming @Delta Shell for this one because he made this thread


Lunch today I made some microwave noodles only this time I forgot to put water in it, burnt the noodles, ruined my microwavable dish and smoked out the kitchen

Unrelated to this, I knew a guy that used to eat instant noodles before they dissolved. Fully crunching the hard bit.