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OBD Convo #34: Outskirts Headcanon Dome is the nu obd

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The funniest thing about GOW is that lets say Kratos does decide to go to other pantheons. Them niggas are so far above everything else hes faced that they literally wouldnt notice him and he most likely would actually get to live in peace with his son. Nigga should have went to china or japan. Would have been fine.
 
The funniest thing about GOW is that lets say Kratos does decide to go to other pantheons. Them niggas are so far above everything else hes faced that they literally wouldnt notice him and he most likely would actually get to live in peace with his son. Nigga should have went to china or japan. Would have been fine.

Kratos meets Jesus

Becomes a true family man
 
The funniest thing about GOW is that lets say Kratos does decide to go to other pantheons. Them niggas are so far above everything else hes faced that they literally wouldnt notice him and he most likely would actually get to live in peace with his son. Nigga should have went to china or japan. Would have been fine.
Chances are they’ll be both downscaled and made much more evil like the Greek and especially Norse Pantheon before them.

Hated everything about they made Odin but that was somewhat saved by the amazing actor involved in playing him and Thor was just sad and than wasted as a character…
 
The funniest thing about GOW is that lets say Kratos does decide to go to other pantheons. Them niggas are so far above everything else hes faced that they literally wouldnt notice him and he most likely would actually get to live in peace with his son. Nigga should have went to china or japan. Would have been fine.
Nah the funniest thing about GOW (at least the fan base) is that there are people who actually believe they could get away with making a God of War game starring Atreus in other mythologies and either having very little or no Kratos at all. :kobeha
 
Kratos meets Jesus

Becomes a true family man
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Chances are they’ll be both downscaled and made much more evil like the Greek and especially Norse Pantheon before them.
inb4 its just Sun Wukong trolling the absolute shit out of Kratos all game
Hated everything about they made Odin but that was saved by the amazing actor involved in playing him and Thor was just sad…
I never cared to much about the Norse Pantheon outside of SMITE so I was kinda upset I didnt get an Odin who was built like a brick shithouse and could spear dunk dudes from existence
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inb4 its just Sun Wukong trolling the absolute shit out of Kratos all game

I never cared to much about the Norse Pantheon outside of SMITE so I was kinda upset I didnt get an Odin who was built like a brick shithouse and could spear dunk dudes from existence
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That much is accurate. The All-Father of the Aesir is portrayed as just an old man with a pointy hat and rags in portrayal and all about subtlely

What I hated was how they exaggerated on his knowledge hoarding and deception as his sole defining traits and ignored everything else about him while taking some serious liberties to his lore just to make him even more of a dick than he actually is
 
Babylon? Kratos gets slammed, Tiamat devours him
Chinese? Kratos gets slammed, Hou Yi shoots him with the fucking Sun
Egyptian? Kratos gets slammed, Khepri dung rolls his ass
Lovecraftian? Kratos gets slammed, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Hindu? Kratos gets slammed, Vamana baby shakes
Japanese? Kratos gets slammed, Danzaburo robs him of his valuables
Mayan? Kratos gets slammed, Hun Batz sicks the monkeys on him
Roman? Kratos gets slammed, Vulcan shows him what real smithing looks like
Yoruba? Kratos gets slammed, Olorun slaps him with a galaxy

:hestonpls
 
Yeah but God of War's pretty mainstream now so this would just piss off even more people.
What I want to see, is them making a GOW game purely based on the Torah/Old Testament. If they paint the Jews god Yahweh, as well as a good chunk of those in their religion as evil, I'll bet money there'll be no shortage of articles and idiotic nutjobs screaming "That's anti-semitic!" :jordangif
 
Babylon? Kratos gets slammed, Tiamat devours him
Chinese? Kratos gets slammed, Hou Yi shoots him with the fucking Sun
Egyptian? Kratos gets slammed, Khepri dung rolls his ass
Lovecraftian? Kratos gets slammed, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Hindu? Kratos gets slammed, Vamana baby shakes
Japanese? Kratos gets slammed, Danzaburo robs him of his valuables
Mayan? Kratos gets slammed, Hun Batz sicks the monkeys on him
Roman? Kratos gets slammed, Vulcan shows him what real smithing looks like
Yoruba? Kratos gets slammed, Olorun slaps him with a galaxy

:hestonpls
Actual Ancient Greek? Even minor gods slap him around.:hestonpls
 
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