OBD Convo #34: Outskirts Headcanon Dome is the nu obd
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Actual Ancient Greek? Even minor gods slap him around.Babylon? Kratos gets slammed, Tiamat devours him
Chinese? Kratos gets slammed, Hou Yi shoots him with the fucking Sun
Egyptian? Kratos gets slammed, Khepri dung rolls his ass
Lovecraftian? Kratos gets slammed, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Hindu? Kratos gets slammed, Vamana baby shakes
Japanese? Kratos gets slammed, Danzaburo robs him of his valuables
Mayan? Kratos gets slammed, Hun Batz sicks the monkeys on him
Roman? Kratos gets slammed, Vulcan shows him what real smithing looks like
Yoruba? Kratos gets slammed, Olorun slaps him with a galaxy
Golbez?
Rather like Swolebez
Kratos jumps to modern day and decides to fight Satan
Imagine it
Imagine it
Polynesian Mythology? Maui tells him he's "not welcome" before sending him flying back to Greece.Babylon? Kratos gets slammed, Tiamat devours him
Chinese? Kratos gets slammed, Hou Yi shoots him with the fucking Sun
Egyptian? Kratos gets slammed, Khepri dung rolls his ass
Lovecraftian? Kratos gets slammed, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Hindu? Kratos gets slammed, Vamana baby shakes
Japanese? Kratos gets slammed, Danzaburo robs him of his valuables
Mayan? Kratos gets slammed, Hun Batz sicks the monkeys on him
Roman? Kratos gets slammed, Vulcan shows him what real smithing looks like
Yoruba? Kratos gets slammed, Olorun slaps him with a galaxy
Or Kratos goes back to Greece and rebuilds his home
That's probably the best route to go, with Kratos' character now. Righting the wrongs of his old sins, and trying to revive Greece.
So rivetingThey'd only be about the 9567th in entertainment to do this.
They don’t have the balls to do so since it would no longer just be another slam on Christianity or white peopleWhat I want to see, is them making a GOW game purely based on the Torah/Old Testament. If they paint the Jews god Yahweh, as well as a good chunk of those in their religion as evil, I'll bet money there'll be no shortage of articles and idiotic nutjobs screaming "That's anti-semitic!"
Same reason those edgy, Bible-burning Satanist/Atheist fuckheads wouldn’t dare try the same thing on say the Quran.
Oh, I know. That's why I said it's what I would like to see, for the shitstorm it would create.
Idgaf about the dumb wank with Kratos I ain't gonna let a retarded Fanbase ruin it
Gonna be planning on a Kratos vs Asura commission
Gonna be planning on a Kratos vs Asura commission
The only reason it’s gotten to this point is because of white people and Christians being long accepted as targets to mock thanks to the mediaOh, I know. That's why I said it's what I would like to see, for the shitstorm it would create.
But also because Christianity is the most widespread religion. With that comes problems like more people taking it for granted compared to other more seriously regarded ones. And with so many people that follow or are at least aware of it, the various scandals from false men of God and conmen is by far the most documented
But really, the biggest reason is that the average Christian allows it. We’re well past the days of waging war with those who don’t follow Christianity with how modern day Christianity emphasizes forgiveness of persecution by others, putting it all in God’s hands and just praying for those that persecute to see the light one day.
You burn a Bible in America? Nothing other than criticism at best. It’s not even considered a hate crime like if you burned a Pride Flag
Burn a Quran in an Islam country? Life imprisonment, torture, or death to the infidel.
tbf Kratos is perfectly capable of beating Cthulhu
Cthulhu is extremely overrated
Checkmate
Kratos is more than strong enough to tear him apart and can easily walk through his “lolmindrape” that an angry Norwegian sailor had zero issues bypassing
Kratos has more rage and mental fortitude than some drunk sailor avenging his friends killed by Cthulhu
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