Just finished my first playthrough of Stellar Blade.
This man just spent the better part of an hour or two absolutely kicking my teeth in as punishment in for picking this shitty ending. Sorry Adam mate but I wanted to get the worst and most nonsensical ending out of the way first.
The ONLY positives to the Return to the Colony Ending ARE the Elder Naytiba boss fight and his theme which is NEARLY PEAK.
Democrawler has the best boss theme in the game by far.
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Could be i know a bunch of people that got problems after getting it
Most likely, but how much Red Bull do you drink on average?
They could have at least done what Toaru does and make those spears like that series’ Spiritual Items that cast magic to justify using them over guns.Alright time to bite the bullet. Hits play on Devil May Cry Netflix Episode 1.
Jesus H Christ, even the first fucking scene is giving me a migraine. So apparently the director thinks the Swiss/Vatican guards use nothing but those spears, even when they are inside patrolling the facility at NIGHT.
THE SPEARS ARE FOR FUCKING SHOW YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! If you try to break in to the Vatican at night, you're NOT going to be encountering guys with spears, they are going to have guns and probably be decked out in proper gear as well
That's on top of the White Rabbit shitting on the religious use of Hell, we also have to make the Vatican look like fucking IDIOTS.
Also why'd the White Rabbit even hire the mercs in the first place, if he could clearly just break in himself? Obviously you wanted an action scene and you wanted him to curb someone "competent" unlike those silly Vatican guards, but the real ones should have absolutely sufficed.
I also shouldn't even need to note that, in a universe where demons actually exist and are a fairly widely known thing (even if they're largely considered a myth) the Vatican would absolutely have demon hunting specialists among its security. It should NOT be THIS easy to break in here for humans OR demons, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE GUARDING THE FORCE EDGE.
I'm only four minutes into this dumpster fire and already nothing about the plot makes any sense.
The first thing that comes to my mind is, why in the hell is it taking place in the real world? DMC never made mention of being like out version of earth or having the same countries and people in it. It's supposed to be fictional and made up, did the director really just decide to make this shit take place in our actual timeline despite the sheer mess it would make of the history and continuity behind it?Alright time to bite the bullet. Hits play on Devil May Cry Netflix Episode 1.
Jesus H Christ, even the first fucking scene is giving me a migraine. So apparently the director thinks the Swiss/Vatican guards use nothing but those spears, even when they are inside patrolling the facility at NIGHT.
THE SPEARS ARE FOR FUCKING SHOW YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! If you try to break in to the Vatican at night, you're NOT going to be encountering guys with spears, they are going to have guns and probably be decked out in proper gear as well
That's on top of the White Rabbit shitting on the religious use of Hell, we also have to make the Vatican look like fucking IDIOTS.
Also why'd the White Rabbit even hire the mercs in the first place, if he could clearly just break in himself? Obviously you wanted an action scene and you wanted him to curb someone "competent" unlike those silly Vatican guards, but the real ones should have absolutely sufficed.
I also shouldn't even need to note that, in a universe where demons actually exist and are a fairly widely known thing (even if they're largely considered a myth) the Vatican would absolutely have demon hunting specialists among its security. It should NOT be THIS easy to break in here for humans OR demons, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE GUARDING THE FORCE EDGE.
I'm only four minutes into this dumpster fire and already nothing about the plot makes any sense.
Just an FYI, it’s being done by the same Reddit brained cuck that wrote Netflix CastlevaniaOkay 1st episode done and I was somehow still NOT prepared for how BAD this was gonna be.
First off
"This is NOT a matter of religion anymore, it's science."
Actual line from the episode and I can already see Adi incessantly trying to scientifically explain shit that doesn't need to be explained. Like how demons and humans apparently have similar DNA due to common ancenstry, which is obviously to explain WHY they can have kids with each other, which DOESN'T need to be explained. You're overcomplicating it for no reason
You acknowledge that the existence of demons proves God's word as FACT but chalk up the religious elements to "different mythologies have the same stories for a reason". You write off the magic element to say "demons methodologies may SEEM medieval but they're understanding of Quantum mechanics is FAR beyond ours" to justify the world separating spell (done by Force Edge here) and the amulet key that will apparently break it.
Then we had the "political satire" scene which I cringed the whole fucking way through along with the crazed religious nut.
Also you mean to tell me that America would have this "DARKCOM" organization to deal with demon shit (which makes sense by the way, I don't have anything against the idea) but the fucking VATICAN wouldn't have any anti-demon defences at all?
Also a bunch of human guys with a net-gun are not subduing Lucia, much less torturing her without her devil triggering and flying her ass the fuck out of there. Unless she's not a demon here, which wouldn't make sense if she's still using her blades as her main weapons which was shown.
Also also, the Vice President (who runs Darkcom) ordered ALL Devil Hunters be brought to them, you had them capture Lucia (who should be on an island outside of American jurisdiction mind you) but not anybody from FORTUNA. The place that has a religious ORDER of demon hunters.
That was thirty minutes and it felt like every other minute, i would have to stop to process something else stupid that happened. There's seven more fucking episodes of this shit.
- Dante being surprised by a demon disguised as a human is not a thing (man can tell, play DMC4)
- Dante passing on jobs because he's "bored" is NOT a thing (if he takes a job, he sees it through)
- The White Rabbit has Vergil's amulet, that better not be Vergil being "possessed" already which they said was a thing strong demons do because they can't physically cross over.
Yeah I know whose doing it.Just an FWI, it’s being done by the same Reddit brained cuck that wrote Netflix Castlevania
It’s why I’m not even going to bother giving this show the time of day
