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As long as he doesn't regal us again about his nickname of Bedpost-kun, sure.
I don't have a wholesome story but how about a cringy poem with a wholesome message?
I warn you, it's one of my most cringe.
I warn you, it's one of my most cringe.
The terror of that deep dark flight of stairs.
Its shadow, grand and sweeping.
I am the carpenter.
Their lack of solidity is my failure.
Flight of stairs, shadow lurking, creeping.
I am their arbiter.
They mirror my exposure for all to see who have eyes.
Their lack of strength is my own.
Flight of stairs, shadow crawling, slithering.
I am their master.
I will set them aflame, brilliance will replace the void.
Deep dark flight of stairs, shadow waning, disintegrating.
Its shadow, grand and sweeping.
I am the carpenter.
Their lack of solidity is my failure.
Flight of stairs, shadow lurking, creeping.
I am their arbiter.
They mirror my exposure for all to see who have eyes.
Their lack of strength is my own.
Flight of stairs, shadow crawling, slithering.
I am their master.
I will set them aflame, brilliance will replace the void.
Deep dark flight of stairs, shadow waning, disintegrating.
Excuse me sir, this is 2021, you have to accept all of my filth stories as wholesome stories of self discovery now.As long as he doesn't regal us again about his nickname of Bedpost-kun, sure.
Some Schlub
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Stories only. Wholesome ones. 
Sure I'd love a good story!
Fill me up Nep Nep.
Fill me up Nep Nep.
Maybe tonight after my hell double.
so the lewd emoticon is a diamond
is it insinuating that it’s a thing you stick up your pooper
is it insinuating that it’s a thing you stick up your pooper
por que no los dos
Some Schlub
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"Why not both"
The new buttplug collection from Kay Jewelers.
That would certainly make for an interesting proposal
That would certainly make for an interesting proposal
TILI assumed the diamond was lewd because the butt plugs I have got diamonds on the end and it just feels super bougie
e and you into some freaky shit
cot damn bitch
cot damn bitch
(im kidding)
colours
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Some Schlub
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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME THREADI assumed the diamond was lewd because the butt plugs I have got diamonds on the end and it just feels super bougie