JONAH RYAN "You think you've seen the end of Jonah Ryan? You haven't even seen the start of Jonah Ryan! I'm leaving here with my head held high, and my nuts hanging low on your mom's chin, Martin." 1-shot Strongman
Dildo croissant: Once in the game at Night, if no other member of the Tom James' campaign is performing the factional kill action, you may target a player of your choice. Assuming no interference with your action, you will perform the factional kill. This action cannot be blocked or protected from. Try not to fuck this up.
PS. This is just a reminder to know your place, you asinine rapist fuckmonkey. –Congressman Furlong
Win condition: You win when all threats to Tom Jones's campaign have been eliminated.