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[Ral]

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[Ruffles]

This is a considerable improvement

 

[Ruffles]

Can Everlong sue for this?

 

[Everlong]

why would i sue

this was my plan all along

 

[Aurelian]

Shit

 

[Leng]

aka the BH

 

[Vermiform]

 

[Vermiform]

 

[Vermiform]

I love how it's next to impossible to find a Giger drawing that won't get you banned on any respected forum.

 

[jane]

looking at hr giger art is like looking at an i spy book except you're only looking for dicks

 

[Vermiform]

looking at hr giger art is like looking at an i spy book except you're only looking for dicks

This is what art critics strive to be.

This right here.

 

[Kaigainiki]

I love how it's next to impossible to find a Giger drawing that won't get you banned on any respected forum.

I'd say something about Darkseed 2, but you said point and click games aggravate you.

You know aside from the fact that it's also shit...

 

[Vermiform]

I'd say something about Darkseed 2, but you said you hate point and click games.

You know aside from the fact that it's also shit...

Both games are on the list btw.

Still waiting on Scorn

 

[Vermiform]

Also I don't hate point and click games I suck at them... Badly...

 

[Kaigainiki]

Also I don't hate point and click games I suck at them... Badly...

Welp.

Might need to consult a guide for that one.

 

[Vermiform]

Welp.

Might need to consult a guide for that one.

You have no idea how much I HATE using guides and walkthroughs... It's worse than cheats in my eyes. With cheats you still need to actually dick around in the game, a guide is just a glorified spoiler

So far Grim Fandango is amazing and I'm glad the remaster is so easy to get running on a modern system, I also got Syberia 1&2 and Beneath a Steel Sky for free on Steam.

 

[jane]

beneath the steel sky was a lot of fun, i played that on gog years ago. though you needed to be psychic to get through those linc space sections.

 

[Vermiform]

though you needed to be psychic to get through those linc space sections.

Good thing pain is the strongest and most memorable feeling of the flesh then.

 

[Ruffles]

I'd say something about Darkseed 2, but you said point and click games aggravate you.

You know aside from the fact that it's also shit...

Oh hey,, I just rewatched retsupurae's series on it yesterday

 

[Kaigainiki]

Oh hey,, I just rewatched retsupurae's series on it yesterday

And then you have perfect examples like this, where the guy doing the long play clearly didn't know what in the flying fuck he was doing, which probably amounted to hours of wasted time.

God, that was such a slog to watch, but also hilarious from the sheer exasperation from Slowbeef and Diabetus. Jesus.