Calc Feel the lols: 4 (gintama); the benizakura edition

nijo yeilding benizakura crushes some ships

first we need to get nijo body that it is above the motorcycle
nijo body is 348.94px (95.56 cm)
nijo head is 91.28 px (180/7.2=25cm)
now let's get some ship measurements

nizou is 5 px (0.9556 m)
ship tube is 20px (3.8224 m)
joishi ship height 90px (17.20m)
lenght of the cut 255.7px (48.869 m)
back to this

ship tube is 19px
ship explosion height is 95px(19.112 m)
ship width is 151px (30.378 m)
picking the wisth and aplying 90% hollowness i get a volume of a elliptic tank of 2228.3769015268504 m^3
wood pulverization varies from 32.51 and 61.36 j/cc
but i will add violent fragmentation as well (18 j/cc just in case)
E(LE)=2228376901.5268504 x 18
E(LE)=40110784227.5 joules
E(ME)=2228376901.5268504 x 32.51
E(ME)= 7.24445331 ? 10^10 joules
E(HE)=2228376901.5268504 x 61.36
E(HE)=1.36733207 ? 10^11 joules

the joushi ships blasts takasugi ship

this smaller ship is a joushi ship (the ones nijou was destroying)
the crater is the one made by a joushi ship cannon
height of the joushi ship is 17.2 meters (61px)
height of the crater is 41px (11.56 m)
diameter of the crater is 70px (19.73 m)
for deepth i will use diameter/10 (hollowness account) as it was an omnidirectional blast that only didnt went further into the ship because the rest was above it
the volume of half of such ellipsoid is
117.809586384 m^3
it was a pretty good pulverization but just in case i will add a wood vaporization
E(LE)=117809586.384 x 32.51
E(LE)= 3829989653.34 joules
E(ME)=117809586.384 x 61.36
E(ME)= 7228796220.52 joules
E(HE)=1669 x 117809586.384
E(HE)=196624199675 joules

some turds insult kyuubei, kyuubei blitz and oneshots the hell of them

kyuubei is 157 cm it is 149 px
her arm is 58px (0.6111 m)
distance between kyuubei and hijikata is 164px (1.728 m)
he would need to perform a 360 degree circle to reach all the enemies surrounding him by all sides then he would need to dash before any of them besides hijikata realised what happened

hijikata head is 68px (0.245)
new distance between kyuubei and hijikata 114px (0.45 m)
1.728- 0.45=1.278 m
D= 0.6111 x 360 degrees + 1.278
D=3.83965454 + 1.278
D=5.1176 meters
timeframe is 0.00832
S=5.1176 /0.00832
S=615.096 m/s

Shinpachi gets into the surrouds of binbokusai before he freefall some centimenters

shinpachi head is (1.66/7.2=0.23 cm)
it is 13.308px
panel height is 340
2*atan(13.308/(340/tan((70)/2))) 2.12493314 deg
or about 6.2009 meters

gintoki head is 1.77/7.2 (0.245 m)
it is 25px
the height of the pillar base (roughly were the old man was when shinpachi finally started his approach given he was nowhere to be seen in the panel before) is 141px (1.382 m)

shinpachi head is 36px (0.23m )
panel height is 985px
2*atan(36/(985/tan((70)/2))) 1.98419358 deg
or about 6.6408 meters
Total distance shinpachi and his attack crossed 6.6408 + 6.2009 = 12.8417 meters
binboukusai head is 219.89 px he is small as fuck but he has a giant head for his body so i use same as shinpachi (23 cm)
height from ground is 673.68px (70.465 cm)
1.382-0.7=0.682 m
using freefall i get a timeframe of 0.37 s
shinpachi speed=12.8417/0.37
Shinpachi speed=34.70 m/s