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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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OtherGalaxy

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like look at this shit

>Muzan can blitz someone whos can blitz someone who can parry shotgun blasts
>this means that he can outspeed raiden who can already do this shit casually in a much weaker body
blitz tropes valid?

get ready for mach 2000+ Youpi and MFTL Stands :tupac
 
>Niggas saying spider-man doesnt have the mental fortitude to take on the joker

my guy, joker is not fucking ready for the absolute qupping pete would give this man. He couldnt handle fucking Terry clowning him or Superman calling him on his shit and you expect this man to survive Spider-Man? batfans are fucking clowns

Again, blame DC writers for trying to make Joker far, far bigger than he actually is to rival Batman's bullshit they give him so he matches up to Superman and Wonder Woman...
 

Bob74h

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chaos king gets solo'd by kratos

comicvine wank is nuts
 

Bob74h

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Again, blame DC writers for trying to make Joker far, far bigger than he actually is to rival Batman's bullshit they give him so he matches up to Superman and Wonder Woman...
This would be like making the cheetah even to doomsday so wonder woman villains match with superman ones
 
This would be like making the cheetah even to doomsday so wonder woman villains match with superman ones

At the end of the day though, I'm not wrong at all because that's what happened with The Joker and Batman this whole time.
In order for Batman to pull his weight with the Trinity(Which is only the case because they are the cornerstone of DC), they started amping his intelligence, the funds Gotham Enterprises makes and the shit he has access to make him equal to Wonder Woman and Superman in some fashion. This extended into making him ridiculous whenever he gets his hands on any type of bullshit item(Like the Green Lantern Ring for instance despite Batman's Willpower should canonically be pretty shit) to further that down.

Of course, this then had people say "If Batman is so smart and resourceful, then why can't he deal with a simple clown?" and then writers proceeded to go apopletic and started sucking Joker's dick ultra hard because "tee hee, he's Batman's nemesis so why not?" and they decided to not only make him somehow so unpredictable, telepaths can't read what he can do(and that's if they somehow don't nearly die going into his head these days...) but he's literally a chemical genius AND everyone and their mother somehow fears him, including those beyond his weight class in every possible way because "He's THE JOKER!".
It's why these days there is a growing amount of people tired of both Batman and especially The Joker wank and you even have writers basically shitting on the latter ALOT when it comes to other heroes and beings beyond beings treating him like the joke he should be.

This is the reason why I always believed Batman's true Nemesis should be Ras Al Ghul because it literally makes perfect sense why he would be so resourceful, smart, and legit be seen as a threat by people outside of his weight class like Lex Luthor is... but nah, we need more Joker because people still like him right?
 

NostalgiaFan

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At the end of the day though, I'm not wrong at all because that's what happened with The Joker and Batman this whole time.
In order for Batman to pull his weight with the Trinity(Which is only the case because they are the cornerstone of DC), they started amping his intelligence, the funds Gotham Enterprises makes and the shit he has access to make him equal to Wonder Woman and Superman in some fashion. This extended into making him ridiculous whenever he gets his hands on any type of bullshit item(Like the Green Lantern Ring for instance despite Batman's Willpower should canonically be pretty shit) to further that down.

Of course, this then had people say "If Batman is so smart and resourceful, then why can't he deal with a simple clown?" and then writers proceeded to go apopletic and started sucking Joker's dick ultra hard because "tee hee, he's Batman's nemesis so why not?" and they decided to not only make him somehow so unpredictable, telepaths can't read what he can do(and that's if they somehow don't nearly die going into his head these days...) but he's literally a chemical genius AND everyone and their mother somehow fears him, including those beyond his weight class in every possible way because "He's THE JOKER!".
It's why these days there is a growing amount of people tired of both Batman and especially The Joker wank and you even have writers basically shitting on the latter ALOT when it comes to other heroes and beings beyond beings treating him like the joke he should be.

This is the reason why I always believed Batman's true Nemesis should be Ras Al Ghul because it literally makes perfect sense why he would be so resourceful, smart, and legit be seen as a threat by people outside of his weight class like Lex Luthor is... but nah, we need more Joker because people still like him right?
Always did feel like Ras was the one Batman villain that should be his most dangerous as he is both a solid fighter like Batman and the most intelligent while being mostly sane making him more dangerous to deal with compared to the average batch of lunatics batman deals with and the fact his plans on the usual involve some end of the world shit always gave me that impression.
 

Stocking Anarchy

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People really saying Avarda Kerdabra can take Goku in the Year of Our Lord 2023.
 

Derpmaster9000

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People really saying Avarda Kerdabra can take Goku in the Year of Our Lord 2023.
Okay, first thing first, they have never resisted an actual time stop. The only thing they overpowered was the Ki of another person that initiated ts-like abilities.
Quoted directly from QroGrotor, who is getting his ass handed to him by Terran Imperium, who actually has a damn clue.

I want y'all to take a nice, long look at this, and let it marinate in your brain, that someone actually tried to argue this. I am not about to explain why this is retarded, because I know you guys are more than smart enough, unlike this amoeba, to understand right away why this is a single-digit IQ take. :mjlol
 

Stocking Anarchy

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Quoted directly from QroGrotor, who is getting his ass handed to him by Terran Imperium, who actually has a damn clue.

I want y'all to take a nice, long look at this, and let it marinate in your brain, that someone actually tried to argue this. I am not about to explain why this is retarded, because I know you guys are more than smart enough, unlike this amoeba, to understand right away why this is a single-digit IQ take. :mjlol
Didn't Goku take out that member of the Ginyu Force who could stop time? And he fought Hit and countered his time skip? :catwhat
 

Derpmaster9000

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Didn't Goku take out that member of the Ginyu Force who could stop time? And he fought Hit and countered his time skip? :catwhat
He's arguing neither of those count as 'true time-stop', and are only 'ts-like' abilities which are powered by Ki, and therefore, all that's being resisted and overpowered, is the Ki itself, and not the time-stopping effect. :heston
 

Stocking Anarchy

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He's arguing neither of those count as 'true time-stop', and are only 'ts-like' abilities which are powered by Ki, and therefore, all that's being resisted and overpowered, is the Ki itself, and not the time-stopping effect. :heston
Even if that was true (and we ignore stuff like Vegeta destroying the hyperbolic time chamber), what the fuck is anyone in HP actually going to do to stop Goku?
 

Derpmaster9000

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Even if that was true (and we ignore stuff like Vegeta destroying the hyperbolic time chamber), what the fuck is anyone in HP actually going to do to stop Goku?
Avada Kedavra, obviously, because it's 'instant death' and shit. :mjlol

This is, of course, ignoring the fact that, even if this was true, the battle involves a bloodlusted Goku who's going to be making the most optimal decisions and is going for the kill. HP-verse gets nuked in a blink of an eye.:jordangif
 

Derpmaster9000

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Avada Kedavra, obviously, because it's 'instant death' and shit. :mjlol

This is, of course, ignoring the fact that, even if this was true, the battle involves a bloodlusted Goku who's going to making the most optimal decisions and is going for the kill. HP-verse gets nuked in a blink of an eye.:jordangif
Also ignoring the fact that Goku has already resisted far better hax, in the form of Hakai, which makes Avada Kedavra look every bit the parlor trick, it actually is.:heston
 

Stocking Anarchy

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Avada Kedavra, obviously, because it's 'instant death' and shit. :mjlol

This is, of course, ignoring the fact that, even if this was true, the battle involves a bloodlusted Goku who's going to making the most optimal decisions and is going for the kill. HP-verse gets nuked in a blink of an eye.:jordangif
Oh right. Because SB think HP spells are literally (as in, the actual literal definition of the word, not a hyperbole) instant. Like if you cast it at the Moon it would reach there automatically, not because it's FTL, but because it's instant. :heston

Also ignoring the fact that Goku has already resisted far better hax, in the form of Hakai, which makes Avada Kedavra look every bit the parlor trick, it actually is.:heston
SB when they realise HP instant death hasn't got shit to virtually any RPG instant death.
 

LeonLex

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DB already has Hakai and Goku would resist/overpower the other spells anyway.
DB has dealt with time stop abilities since Namek.
Also, wtf do they mean by "not true time stop"? Does it have to be magical to be "true"? Technological?
The Time Chamber is either magic or tech (almost 100% sure it's magic) and people broke that shit a few times.
 
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