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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

LeonLex

LeonLex

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Now I just need to find that facebook pic where Demon Slayer beats Faiz.
(Which I kinda get since Kamen Rider 555 doesn't have much light show on screen).
 
Mr.OMG

Mr.OMG

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CrossTheHorizon said:
She literally just shoots him in the face with her normal-ass gun :skully

Like he probably can manage to negate her actual Unluck infused in it.....but then it's just a normal bullet and it goes through his head :zaru
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Btw, Touma is so unlucky that he can't die, no matter what happened, low-probability events will happen and save his life. The bastard can a manipulation of probability, but he also nullifies other people's manipulations of probability and causality
For an instant, Kamijou gave a relaxed expression that resembled a bizarre smile.

But anyone could tell he was definitely not smiling.

Othinus ignored it.

"I could kill you, but I am sure you have realized the problem with that. You have a way of somehow escaping dangerous situations brought about by external factors. Your inability to die when you should may be the greatest of all misfortunes you have been constantly exposed to. I can kill you with odds greater than 99%, but if you want to fill the gap and reach 100%, it would be faster to end your own life. That would be the most wholesome option for the world."
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How should he kill himself?

Kamijou vaguely pondered that question as he wandered aimlessly through the streets. The answer would change where he had to go. He had never given it thought before. Othinus's comments had been right on the mark. He had become so used to experiencing such unreasonable misfortune for so long that no normal trouble would kill him. Whether he was aware of it or not, he would somehow avoid death.
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Adamant soul

Adamant soul

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Shinigami Aizen vs Bambi squad

This is Shinigami Aizen vs Bambietta, Candice, Liltotto, Meninas, and Giselle
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Fucking Fem-Nazis beating Soul Reaper Aizen or him NEEDING KS for them? :kobeha

Aizen & Yamamoto vs Non-Elites

Shinigami Aizen, no KS Shikai Yamamoto All non-elite Sternritter present in the 2nd invasion (except Gremmy) Location is the Seireitei Starting distance is 73 meters Killing intent for both sides
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Aizen (sans KS) AND Shikai Yamamoto losing to non-Elite Nazis without Gremmy or Royd? :heston
 
Xhominid The Apex

Xhominid The Apex

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Shut up and take my money!

Animated Universe(This includes X-Men '97)
  • Cyclops
  • Jubilee
  • Storm
  • Morph
  • Wolverine
  • Gambit
  • Rogue
  • Beast
  • Bishop
  • Sunspot
  • Jean Grey
  • Professor X
  • Bishop
  • Jubilee
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Putting him against both Jean Grey and Professor X has him suffer Brain Bleed and Memory Loss in record time.

I think Tomura is too much for the team (due to his speed), but if they can keep Prof X alive long enough he could shut him down I think.
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I think the professor would have difficulty shutting down Shigaraki by himself due to how fragmented Shigaraki's mind is and how many souls/minds are contained in his being. The professor had this same issue against Sabertooth when trying to pry into his mind. So even going all out, it would take him a while to break Shigaraki. Similarly, Jean had an issue trying to peer into Juggernaut's mind and needed Cerebro to change Juggernaut's memories.

Though, Jean and Professor working together might be able to hide the tomura portion of himself from the other part of his mind as they did against the Phoenix. They'd still have to contend with his physical capabilities before that. Psychic shenanigans are rarely instant in this version of X-Men.
I liked that the animated X-Men show had copious amounts of psychic, telepathy, illusion, & mind control feats but heavily showed the limits of all of it and didn't easily make it an I win button. Even the professor breaking Magneto's mind only happened so well because the Professor knew Magneto very well.
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Going with Shigaraki for this one.
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The fact dudes are literally pretending that Professor X and Jean Grey's Mental Capabilities won't work on Shigaraki is some next level shit. It's even funnier that they are acting as if Tomura being "fragmented" and there are "plenty of souls and minds in his being" would be too much for Charles... when even in '97, the dude was able to recognize Genosha was destroyed and who died from a GALAXY AWAY.
Jean Grey can literally go Phoenix and win. :heston
 
Xhominid The Apex

Xhominid The Apex

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Shut up and take my money!
Nothing is funnier than seeing SB really wank a verse so bad, it gets downright methodical in how far they will go even if it makes no sense or contradicts what you see in the series itself.
Both AFO and Shigaraki has had AFO The Quirk get disrupted by far less than what Jean and Xavier is capable of... so why it won't work on Shigaraki again?
 
Stocking Anarchy

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