Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Astaro

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Take out Baryon Mode cuz that shit was ass and Horn of Salvation (dumb name) got wrecked before we could even see its Bankai state in action.

Luffy’s probably still the weakest of the 3 but ironically, his Gear 5 is the only form that actually lived up to its hype
 

Astaro

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Domain Expansion is more iconic than Kamehameha……. if your a 14 year old Gen Alpha Tiktoker that just started watching anime
 

ChaosTheory123

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Whats your response to this?
Cero isn't lightspeed anything, and Bala isn't 20x faster than light either. It's like calling Makankosappo light speed because it's name is quite literally some translation of "Demon's Penetrating, Killing Light Gun" because half his techniques have the word "光/light" in them. There's a better argument for Ki being light because Yakon literally eats the Super Saiyan Aura that illuminates Yakon's fight than there is for treating "spiritual light" as light. Yes, ki has better feats, but that's not the point as its taking the description or name of something to inform its properties.

Uryu "outspeeding" his shadow could be as simple as him having jumped into the air to facilitate his motion, ignoring that a shadow doesn't look like a dot underneath a person in the first place. He's on panel one moment and not the next, that his shadow still lingers just suggests he possibly took a vertical exit at worst. In that same manner, as he travels he'd be casting a shadow trail (as he'd still be obstructing the light he moves through) as he moves that would also be perceived by those viewing it as if his shadow had yet to disappear from his point of origin. That doesn't happen.

Aaroniero didn't dodge light, he noticed the wall crumbling and before it crumbled completely got the fuck out of the way. The moment light was directly behind his ass from a hole made immediately behind him he couldn't dodge shit and had his facade exposed.

Negacion? Dunno about that being actual light or not, but not a single feat of moving before it strikes the ground is particularly fast, and definitely a minor fraction of the speed of whatever they are supposed to be.

All the same, that's still a minor number of speed feats across 700 chapters, which is kind of the point. What was collected is anywhere from 3-5 feats to discuss at best, only 3 of which are possibly anything.
 

Adamant soul

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What was the explanation for Orihime blocking the shinigami turned bomb one?
What do you mean explanation? She reacted to the explosion, sure Uryu tries to warn her in advance but the explosion still goes off before she does anything yet she manages to cover herself and Maki Maki with it in time.
 

LeonLex

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What do you mean explanation? She reacted to the explosion, sure Uryu tries to warn her in advance but the explosion still goes off before she does anything yet she manages to cover herself and Maki Maki with it in time.
The feat isn't usually talked about despite being a good one. I though it got debunked or something.
 

Astaro

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Having an argument with God of War fanboys on their Reddit page over the “lore accuracy” of Thor’s portrayal, namely him being a pathetically drunk deadbeat and a land whale which started because I said the glimpse of him we got in the first game looked so much better and the fanboys downvoted me by arguing Ragnarok’s a “realistic and accurate take” on Thor.

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^ Before, he looked just heavyset like a strongman, not like a fucking whale and actually looked like he maintained and groomed himself instead of the disheveled hobo we get in Ragnarok.

Most they can argue is bringing up his appetite but that still doesn’t prove he’s fat.

I then bring up that if these fanboys care so much about their accuracy, why is there no up and arms about Angrboda and the Giants blackwashing into some African vodoo tribe?

The response:

“YoUR jUst a RaCIst!!”

:hestonpls :hestonpls :hestonpls
 
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