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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

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That reminds me of when niggas on Fanverse we're trying to say that Dormammu was sub-hulk levels using out of context scans.

Yeah, that's just... no...

It's funny because I just realized something about the Garou feat they love pushing like crazy now:
It's literally the Martial Arts Technique of just being able to karate chop specific bricks stacked up on each other without hurting the others... except in Garou's case, he just "slightly" cracked the one at the bottom.
It's literally just that which would make it Continental. :skully
 
Like let me put in an example of me making certain I know what I'm talking about:


I decided to do this when I made certain I know what a character is capable of and I chose Ryu Hayabusa because I played Ninja Gaiden series on the Xbox alot up to the current 3rd game and read up on the SNES game now I definitely know people will look here and think "Oh yeah, you are wanking Ryu Hayabusa so hard":
The True Dragon Sword, The True Ninja-Ryukenden
Rank: EX
Classification: Anti-Planet
Range: No known limit
Maximum Number of Targets: ???
The true power of the Dragon Sword is officially unleashed. A weapon in which even the rules of the World ceases to matter and even the Gods bow to it's very existence, this is the True Dragon Sword. A true equal to Excalibur. A lesser individual wielding it would very well die and thus, Ryu must be in the absolute physical condition to wield this sword properly.
While again, it keeps it's "weakness" towards Good-Aligned, it's power against Evil goes completely beyond it's normal capabilities and even beings from outside of the Planet is no match for it's power. It is virtually the Authority of the Dragon's that became the weapon made manifest.

I grabbed this from the series itself through it's MANY descriptions and descriptions I looked over and backed up on at that(Same with the shit in Ni-Oh due to @Papa Nier 's work.). Yes, the True Dragon Sword is that bullshit:

True Dragon Sword​

The true form of the Dragon Sword, brimming with sacred power.

When the Eye of the Dragon is fitted into the Dragon Sword’s hilt, it unleashes the spiritual power of the Dragon hidden in the blade. The weapon in this state is called the True Dragon Sword, and its incredible power is unrivaled. The bearer of this divine weapon must possess the physical strength, vigorous spirit, and proficiency of technique necessary to wield it properly. If a weaker being were to attempt to use it, the blade may very well feed on the bearer’s soul.

The immense power contained within the True Dragon Sword upsets the delicate balance of a peaceful world, and it is argued that there are very few instances in which such a powerful weapon should be allowed to exist. Thus, it has become customary to store the Dragon Sword and Eye of the Dragon in separate locations.

Not to mention it literally killed the God that basically created the damned Universe and his son in both games at that. So yeah, even when doing stuff like this, I still make sure I go 100% every time.
 
funny thing is the only thing I know about Dormammu is him no-selling the Hulk lol
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Eyup.
 
Vegeta nearly died after Zarbon made him hit the ground with enough force to form a pond and Goku was aghast when kicking Frieza through a couple of hills failed to do anything meaningful, which rather suggests that he expected attacks of that caliber to be of use. Both datapoints are also more relevant for scaling Saiyan Saga Goku than anything from the later sagas, too.

:mjlol
 
honestly the worst part about this isn't even the infinite infinite infinity narrative pataphysics jargon it's the fact that the true scp top tier is allegedly just some bullshit called "The Worm" that came outta nowhere


if it ain't Dennis Rodman than that worm aint SHIT

edit: I guess the worm was introduced way earlier but only fleshed out recently. Still sucks. And they already have narrative eaters. Quality control on this bitch seems atrocious
 


:mjlol

Again going by this stupid logic, Saitama can get his skin scratched by a Cat and be hurt by a Mosquito and fail to kill it. This is on top of his other feats being massively inconsistent and making no sense under the same scrutiny(Like Saitama can create shockwaves that can gouge Mountains and blow away Clouds... yet not hurt someone point blank).

And this would carry over to everyone in the series considering Saitama is supposed to be well above them.
 





Just one of these Servants in that list can do this. The others stack to be as strong or stronger than him. Poor Akatsuki would get murdered, hell Madara would get murdered too.
 
honestly the worst part about this isn't even the infinite infinite infinity narrative pataphysics jargon it's the fact that the true scp top tier is allegedly just some bullshit called "The Worm" that came outta nowhere


if it ain't Dennis Rodman than that worm aint SHIT

edit: I guess the worm was introduced way earlier but only fleshed out recently. Still sucks. And they already have narrative eaters. Quality control on this bitch seems atrocious
now I'm thinking this dude is just BSing because other stuff I'm reading is saying the worm is just a servant of Yaldabaoth and he's like a mid-tier scp god, and the original scp 1461 had obvious ties to the flesh that hates and the broken god

more of that legendary quora reading comprehension? :rock
 





Just one of these Servants in that list can do this. The others stack to be as strong or stronger than him. Poor Akatsuki would get murdered, hell Madara would get murdered too.

Atleast the current consensus is that servants beat them in the thread. Though knowing SB it probably won't last long.
 
https://www.fanverse.org/threads/mastered-ultra-instinct-goku-vs-thor.1258893/
Imagine thinking GOKU of all people would be WORTHY to wield M'jolnir. :skully

And of course they gotta use the big anime "Hope of the Universe" speech, despite it being anime-only, being in open defiance of Goku's portrayal in the manga and being contradicted by him allowing Frieza to power up immediately after it. :maybe

Goku is too damn selfish to wield M'jolnir. Obviously he's not a bad person, but his priority has always been a good fight above all else. He fights because he enjoys it, not JUST because he's a good guy. That's a no-go on being M'jolnir material.

Gohan = Probably
Goku = HELL NO
 
https://www.fanverse.org/threads/mastered-ultra-instinct-goku-vs-thor.1258893/
Imagine thinking GOKU of all people would be WORTHY to wield M'jolnir. :skully

And of course they gotta use the big anime "Hope of the Universe" speech, despite it being anime-only, being in open defiance of Goku's portrayal in the manga and being contradicted by him allowing Frieza to power up immediately after it. :maybe

Goku is too damn selfish to wield M'jolnir. Obviously he's not a bad person, but his priority has always been a good fight above all else. He fights because he enjoys it, not JUST because he's a good guy. That's a no-go on being M'jolnir material.

Gohan = Probably
Goku = HELL NO
>steals the power cosmic from galactus and kills him
>"how is thor strong enough to fight goku"


Peak Clownery
 
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