Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[Type-Rey]

Supermove VS Supermove: Which is better/cooler Karna's Vasavi Shakti or Yamamoto's Zanka No Tachi?

Karna has a Grail, and feats from all sources, Super Karna not allowed though. Yamamoto has feats from all sources, except Beyond Bankai. Which attack is better? Cooler? And would win in a clash? EDIT: By the way, I think Vasavi Shakti is cooler since not only is it a real thing in mythology...

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Sperg battle boy working hard to make it seem like Karna supposedly offing the Mediterranean Sea is supposed to be impressive for a top tier Servant.

Also Keishin being Keishin

 

[Dead Lock]

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/gladiator-vs-sinister-six-2248760/

 

[Derpmaster9000]

that means g1 cartoon transformers stomps DC which I am fine with

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/mayuri-vs-shunsui.1248665/
"Mayuri countered Szayel's abilities with prep and he knows Shunsui's abilities so obviously this is his win."

Only if we're ignoring the rather obvious fact that Szayel's and Pernida's abilities are not even fucking remotely similar to Shunsui's, therefore coming up with a counter to them DOES NOT mean he could counter Shunsui's.

Shunsui's abilities are in a completely different category of hax to either Szayel or Pernida's, given it's voodoo organ crushing/nerve manipulation vs borderline to outright REALITY WARPING.

I swear to god, these idiots see "prep character" and immediately think that means they're entitled to pull shit out of their asses. They STILL NEED ACTUAL FEATS MORONS. Knowing what Shunsui's ability is DOES NOT mean Mayuri can counter it, especially when he has no such feats.

But Mayuri is like Bleach's Batman, he can absolutely destroy any character with prep-time...
Let's ignore the fact that all of his prep-time didn't matter for shit against Pernida and the only reason he did well against Hitsugaya as a Zombie was due to being WELL prepared at the time.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Supermove VS Supermove: Which is better/cooler Karna's Vasavi Shakti or Yamamoto's Zanka No Tachi?

Karna has a Grail, and feats from all sources, Super Karna not allowed though. Yamamoto has feats from all sources, except Beyond Bankai. Which attack is better? Cooler? And would win in a clash? EDIT: By the way, I think Vasavi Shakti is cooler since not only is it a real thing in mythology...

www.fanverse.org

Sperg battle boy working hard to make it seem like Karna supposedly offing the Mediterranean Sea is supposed to be impressive for a top tier Servant.

Also Keishin being Keishin

It's funny too since again, Summer 4 confirmed Jeanne D'Arc can summon an Ocean alongside Summer Musashi for their Noble Phantasms... and Musashi wanted not even to fight for the sake of it against Numerals Gawain

Basically Country level Servants is the mid-point at best and still fits with Jeanne shitting a brick when Karna came knocking as a Ruler, her best class.

EDIT: Okay yeah, I saw that part too... This dude knows exactly what a Texture is. He also knows that it's basically is a Planet in the VS. sense of the term. He really needs to stop.

 

[Type-Rey]

EDIT: Okay yeah, I saw that part too... This dude knows exactly what a Texture is. He also knows that it's basically is a Planet in the VS. sense of the term. He really needs to stop.

Yeah, he somehow managed to downplay the feat he worked the hardest to bring to light.
Like.. no, Greece at that point had its own fucking texture included in the larger AOG texture. The description of the shield clearly states that it recreates a miniature world, not the fucking Mediteranean .. but it's SB boy so..par for the course i guess.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Yeah, he somehow managed to downplay the feat he worked the hardest to bring to light.
Like.. no, Greece at that point had its own fucking texture included in the larger AOG texture. The description of the shield clearly states that it recreates a miniature world, not the fucking Mediteranean .. but it's SB boy so..par for the course i guess.

It's dumb because it's obvious as shit he got it from me but he still downplayed it to shit like I've seen others in SB do as well in Fate topics.
I was the one who consistently brought up how ridiculous Ahkellius Kosmos is and what Textures legit are anytime Achilles was even in a VS. battle there.
It makes it worse since he's obviously stretching Karna's powers far harder here than he did in SB where they couldn't even make him Country-Tier so you and CT won't murder him.

 

[Adamant soul]

But Mayuri is like Bleach's Batman, he can absolutely destroy any character with prep-time...

The funniest part is that isn't even true for Batman himself (and he absolutely shits on Mayuri for prep feats).

The idea that Mayuri has knowledge on the entire Gotei, therefore he can beat anyone of them with prep, is clearly based on Batman's similar statement regarding the Justice League. Except we have literally seen Batman fail to beat individual League members even WITH prep.

Knowing what someone is capable of, isn't remotely the same thing as being able to actually do something about it.

Let's ignore the fact that all of his prep-time didn't matter for shit against Pernida and the only reason he did well against Hitsugaya as a Zombie was due to being WELL prepared at the time.

Zombie versions of characters are also nerfed so.

Such a noob Giselle is, Reanimator West would be ashamed at those pitiful corpses.

 

[Blade]

urahara with prep is even better than mayuri with prep, urahara plays ball on another tier in the iq aspect

 

[Masterblack06]

John Wick vs Polar Bear

The Combatants: John Wick VS Polar Bear Rules: All canon feats for John. He is armed with a taser and a switchblade, and he is equipped with his bulletproof suit. Maximum size and weight for the bear. No retreating. No outside interference. Location: Random Snowy Plain Starting Distance...

forums.spacebattles.com

 

[Derpmaster9000]

John Wick vs Polar Bear

The Combatants: John Wick VS Polar Bear Rules: All canon feats for John. He is armed with a taser and a switchblade, and he is equipped with his bulletproof suit. Maximum size and weight for the bear. No retreating. No outside interference. Location: Random Snowy Plain Starting Distance...

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I mean, if they gave him something like a rocket launcher, I'd get it. But just a taser and a switchblade up against a polar bear? Is this guy consistently punching through walls and cratering the pavement with his strength or some shit?

 

[Atem]

Mamoru Hijikata (Until Death Do Us Part) vs The Volturi (Twilight)

In a rare case of the Elements Network breaking away from their "capture, and detain" policy Mamoru Hijikata is let loose to deal with a vampiric menace. Recognizing that they are not human beings, and therefore not included in the organization's typical regulations regarding the handling of...

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Back when SB wasn't infested with Twilight obsessed retards.

Also, daily reminder. Mamoru Hijikata on literally his first mission for the Elements Network can move within the time-frame of 1/4691th of a second. Making him fifty-five times faster than Bella at her strongest who can only move within 1/84 of a second. Get fucked sparkly vampires. Mamoru is blitzing your asses year one.

 

[Claudio Swiss]

baffling folks care about Twilight of all things

 

[Atem]

baffling folks care about Twilight of all things

Aye.

SB and KMC are literally the only forums that wank them this hard.

 

[Dead Lock]

So if I punch reeeaaaaalllyyyy hard or just try reeeaaalllyyy hard to raw power reality warp Battler out of existence, it will totally overcome his specific hax that denies the absolute conceptual truth of reality and everything else because he simply doesn't acknowledge it. Yeah, I can counter that by just punching or warping reeeaaaallllyyyy hard!

I mean, if he's only been shown to affect reality and is weak as shit compared to whoever he's fighting....Then yeah, Tiamut just punches him.

 

[Dead Lock]

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/featherine-augustus-aurora-vs-the-endless-2039752/
These niggas are falling so head over heels for they're favorite characters that they are forgetting simple concepts like a NLF and burden of proof.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/featherine-augustus-aurora-vs-the-endless-2039752/
These niggas are falling so head over heels for they're favorite characters that they are forgetting simple concepts like a NLF and burden of proof.

i have never been able to find any threads that actually summed up how strong Uminegro is

like we have them on our own wiki as beating Mandrakk and the Thought Robot but it's based on ... ?

 

[Dead Lock]

i have never been able to find any threads that actually summed up how strong Uminegro is

like we have them on our own wiki as beating Mandrakk and the Thought Robot but it's based on ... ?

At the very least they have some Megaversal+ shit, beyond that idk, go ask that Bernkastel dude on NF in a DM.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Goku with 40 tons of weights & no Super Saiyan Vs Every Lostbelt Bosses

Chaldea summon Goku as Saver to help them clear every lostbelt missions, but since Goku is so powerful they can only summon him in his base form and his strength is weaken as he wearing a 40 tons of weights in his body (The version of him training in afterlife after his death in Cell Games)...

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Apparently they took Crimson King's meme a little too literally and now judging Goku based on just that.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/eo...-naruto-gauntlet.1246918/page-3#post-64040100

keishin is elevating this thread to truly legendary levels