Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[GregSteve]

Gojo Satoru vs Brandish - Battles - Comic Vine

Round 1: In CharacterRound 2: BloodlustedNo restrictionsWho wins?

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Gojo vs Kisuke - Battles - Comic Vine

Cursed Energy = ReiatsuSpeed is equalized WIn by any means In Character Standard Equipment

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Shinrabanshoman vs Yhwach - Battles - Comic Vine

Vs Rules:1. Full power 2. Manga, anime and novel feats and scaling only 3. Energies equalized 4. Win by death or incapacitation Who

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Just so that people don't think that all I do is pick on Spacebattles, this shit is dumb as well.

Gojou being able to defeat Brandish or Kisuke is fucking laughable considering:
1. Infinity actually does have limits and Brandish being able to shrink motherfuckers would absolutely screw it up entirely. Not to mention she's FAR sturdier and tankier than he is and I would even say faster than him too.

2. Kisuke's Bankai is able to literally stitch Reality/Space itself together(He did this explicitly to lead Grimmjow to Askin and himself), there isn't shit Infinity is doing against that(not to mention if Gojou gets too close, immediate GG).

3. Shinrabanshoman literally turns Yhwach into the Sun.

Brandish is faster and most definitely tankier
And lol Bleach and Fire Force have a couple guys that'd dick him down

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Brandish is faster and most definitely tankier
And lol Bleach and Fire Force have a couple guys that'd dick him down

Yeah, it's funny to me how many people seriously still put Infinity on the Moon... when even in the very series it comes from, there's so many caveats to it, that it's basically a move that just exists to make people be "surprised" when someone bypasses it.

So it always makes me laugh a bit when I see people consistently put it up on some kind of pedestal to show how OP Gojou is which seriously reminds me of Accelerator and how people wank the shit out of his Vectors when it's literally can be overcome pretty easily in plenty of series known and Medusa has more ridiculous applications of it in Soul Eater.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Kanzaki Kaori vs Lion King Artoria

In character, no knowledge or prep Victory condition is ko or death Location: Camelot Fighters start 25 meters apart Round 1: Speed equal. Round 2: Speed unequal

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...Huzzah, more Index vs. Fate...
Seriously, they really love putting these series together and then gimping the shit out of Fate so the same characters can win again and again...

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Toothless Vs The Dragonborn

The Dragonborn is tasked to slay a different kind of dragon. Toothless: Vs The Dragonborn: Battlefield: Both mysteriously find themselves in New York times square at night. Starting Distance: 300ft Toothless as he is at the end of HTTYD3. Preknowledge: Toothless expects some level of...

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[Magicx2]

Somehow every SB thread is full of textwalls with tons of links

Who the hell does even read that?

 

[Qinglong]

Somehow every SB thread is full of textwalls with tons of links

Who the hell does even read that?

Because of the users in those threads

Goji sheldon Mook and others will literally stonewall a debate to the point other users don't even want to reply to every single nitpick made

 

[Myralice]

Because of the users in those threads

Goji sheldon Mook and others will literally stonewall a debate to the point other users don't even want to reply to every single nitpick made

Don't forget ramblemaster Rama.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dark-souls-vs-elden-ring.1001476/

@Atem

 

[Dead Lock]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/thr...vs-shirou-emiya-and-artoria-pendragon.930931/

 

[Atem]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dark-souls-vs-elden-ring.1001476/

@Atem

Disgusting.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Disgusting.

considering they think gaping dragon's feat is somehow hot shit by dark souls standards that thread is just a lost cause


Chaos ain't do all that calcing for this smfh

 

[Atem]

considering they think gaping dragon's feat is somehow hot shit by dark souls standards that thread is just a lost cause


Chaos ain't do all that calcing for this smfh

Fundamentalists also have some bullshit incantations. They can literally control causality and regression, and have a hard counter for immortality via the Death Rune. As we see with Those Who Live in Death, and D who hunts them. And Jesus Christ his armor was wicked, and apparently he's friends with Maliketh.

 

[Atem]

Too bad Fia kills him.

 

[Dead Lock]

Fundamentalists also have some bullshit incantations. They can literally control causality and regression, and have a hard counter for immortality via the Death Rune. As we see with Those Who Live in Death, and D who hunts them. And Jesus Christ his armor was wicked, and apparently he's friends with Maliketh.

Can they bypass Soma regen?

 

[Atem]

Can they bypass Soma regen?

Yeah, the Tarnished can even permanently kill other Tarnished. Despite the grace resurrecting them.

 

[Dead Lock]

Damn, marvel niggas are weak, i was stanning the wrong side the entire time.

 

[Atem]

Damn, marvel niggas are weak, i was stanning the wrong side the entire time.

Wait, did you mean some or Soma? Since I wasn't sure if that was a typo or not, or auto correct being weird. In terms of regen Tarnished like Ensha can use their own skeleton as armor.

 

[Atem]

Regen is at least good enough that even if you rip their skeleton out of their body they won't stay dead.

 

[Dead Lock]

Wait, did you mean some or Soma? Since I wasn't sure if that was a typo or not, or auto correct being weird. In terms of regen Tarnished like Ensha can use their own skeleton as armor.

Soma Cruz.

 

[Atem]

Soma Cruz.

Probably not.