Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[Xhominid The Apex]

Welp, vs wiki is gonna have a sperg-out if this match ever happens then, and Goetia loses, because they rate him higher than Zamasu, and believe he wins handily.

VS. Battle Wikia is weird when they come to Fate. On one hand, they make Artoria completely pathetic despite her causing Gilgamesh to retreat and have to basically fight seriously to win(and she can murk him easily if he screws around). Meanwhile Gilgamesh is Multiversal 5-C whatever because of some "dimensional barriers" despite that not being at all what they are thinking of.

So characters are all over the damn place when it comes to feats in VS. Wikia.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Cinder Fall (RWBY) vs the Homunculi (FMAB)

Fight starts in Father's throne room, 20 feet apart. No prep, nearly no knowledge. Envy knows everyone that Cinder knows. Standard equipment. Cinder from end of V3 (pre Silver Eyes). Greedling version of Greed (from during the assault on Central). Everyone in character. Victory via death or...

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[Cryso Agori]

Cinder Fall (RWBY) vs the Homunculi (FMAB)

Fight starts in Father's throne room, 20 feet apart. No prep, nearly no knowledge. Envy knows everyone that Cinder knows. Standard equipment. Cinder from end of V3 (pre Silver Eyes). Greedling version of Greed (from during the assault on Central). Everyone in character. Victory via death or...

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Okay maybe I’m dumb but I don’t see a problem with this? It’s been sometime since I’ve watched FMA:B, but like I’m pretty sure RWBY already has feats on Bradley’s level in Volume 1-3. And he’s the strongest of the Homunculi. Other than Gluttony’s and Pride’s hax she should actually outstat them.

Fake edit: Okay wait I’ve actually looked at the thread and there saying she can defeat Father.


Okay her taking out the Homunculi I can get. But Father? Dude can just bury underground and shit. Are they saying she can freeze him? He could literally just transmute that shit.

 

[Derpmaster9000]

Okay maybe I’m dumb but I don’t see a problem with this? It’s been sometime since I’ve watched FMA:B, but like I’m pretty sure RWBY already has feats on Bradley’s level in Volume 1-3. And he’s the strongest of the Homunculi. Other than Gluttony’s and Pride’s hax she should actually outstat them.

Fake edit: Okay wait I’ve actually looked at the thread and there saying she can defeat Father.


Okay her taking out the Homunculi I can get. But Father? Dude can just bury underground and shit. Are they saying she can freeze him? He could literally just transmute that shit.

Is that father pre or post absorption of God, before Hohenheim finessed him? One folds her, the other blinks her.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Is that father pre or post absorption of God, before Hohenheim finessed him? One folds her, the other blinks her.

Pre-Hohenheim plan. Holy fuck do they actually think that she can defeat God Father? He summons a sun and nuke her. Hell that laserbeam he used when he was weakened is more powerful than any feat in RWBY.

 

[Derpmaster9000]

Pre-Hohenheim plan. Holy fuck they actually think that she can defeat God Father? He summons a sun and nuke her. Hell that laserbeam he used when he was weakened is more powerful than any feat in RWBY.

Nah, I was just asking which one they were talking about. Though, if that's a stance one of them actually takes, then I have no words.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Is that father pre or post absorption of God, before Hohenheim finessed him? One folds her, the other blinks her.

They have Father in the Bonus Round and yeah, they think they can take him when no, she wouldn't.

 

[Volkmire]

Force Sub: Junko Enoshima in Star Wars

just remembered this dumb thread
junko doing anything worse in star wars

 

[sir_fire]

Force Sub: Junko Enoshima in Star Wars

just remembered this dumb thread
junko doing anything worse in star wars

I thought danganronpa was just fucking stupid overcomplicated death games and dumbass autists that were forced to participate in them.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Altera vs Artoria (Fate)

This is an oddly contradictory case, yes. As established in Zero she only evaporated the specific part of the river where Caster's monster was, not the whole thing. Which doesn't contradict what she says in Stay Night. Not according to Galatine's entry, no. Or the statement that it might...

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There's a very good reason I primarily just ignore these threads now because they are legit just fucking around at this point.

This is an oddly contradictory case, yes.

Um how? We have seen it blown through a Stage 7 Sefar who is well over a Thousand Meters tall and destroyed her entire Torso area when it hit:


The only thing we even got otherwise was that it wouldn't be able to hit the entire enemy Army of Iskandar's Reality Marble and that isn't even a guarantee, just not a certainty:

Source

A clash between Iskander’s Ioinoi Hetairoi and Artoria’s Excalibur was not guaranteed to end in victory for Artoria.

Alexander reveled in his tyrannical kingship without restraint; he reveled in the violent way of the Ionian Hetairoi, and took pride in it. If she were not to defeat him with the similar symbol of the King of Knights' ideology, the ‘Sword of Promised Victory’ Excalibur, then Arturia’s way of kingship would be broken and ended.

Rider’s Noble Phantasm had a strength such that even thinking about it would cause one to tremble all over. Even if Saber were to exert the strength of her own Noble Phantasm to the greatest extent, victory was not guaranteed.

Otherwise Bennu is 490 meters in mean diameter and the Gigantic Horror is bigger than the Fuyuki Bridge.

As established in Zero she only evaporated the specific part of the river where Caster's monster was, not the whole thing.
Which doesn't contradict what she says in Stay Night.

And I find it funny(Not really) that Siriel missed this:

Source
Extra detail on the destruction caused by Excalibur vs the Giant Horror

“We are the managers of Fuyuki. If the Heaven’s Feel is going to leave the concealment of the Holy Church and proceed openly, then I hope unnecessary disturbances can be avoided.”
At this moment, Maiya, who had been quiet until now, suddenly interrupted.
“Saber’s Noble Phantasm caused damage to the surrounding structures last night?”
“– Luckily, it was minimal damage. Coincidentally, there was a large ship on the path of her attack. However, one mistake would have indeed flattened all the houses on the opposite river bank.”
“It was us who placed the ship there.”
Hearing Maiya’s words, Saber’s eyebrows twitched. Indeed, it was precisely because that ship was there that she was able to use Excalibur without worries. However, she only knew upon hearing Maiya that it was actually prepared by Kiritsugu.

Even with all of the conditions she laid out, if she made one mistake, the sheer force would have destroyed the houses anyway... which goes against it being a "small focused beam"

Not according to Galatine's entry, no.

She literally "swung the beam" to kill Gilgamesh in F/SN by using it pointblank.

Or the statement that it might not defeat IH, for that matter.

Read up earlier why I called BS on that.

This matches every time Excalibur is ever used, with the exception of Bennu. Saber never sweeps it, not even in HA when fighting infinite shadows in a deserted city, despite the fact that it would make it much harder to dodge.

I do think it's silly, but Nasu seems to consider that Excalibur only attacks a single point (if a large one). It could be that she can only manage Excalibur's force with a vertical swing or something.

Literally lists the one point where she does sweep it somehow means that it can never do that again... despite Saber Alter's most infamous use of Excalibur Morgan... is from a swiping motion:

This didn't even take me long to find, this was on R/Grand Order just by searching her name and looking for her 2nd animation update in FGO there:

Spoiler: Reddit Page

This fucker knows better and he keeps fucking lying about it.

 

[Volkmire]

I thought danganronpa was just fucking stupid overcomplicated death games and dumbass autists that were forced to participate in them.

perfect summary

Mainline Batman has his mind transfered to a tabby housecat's body. He is permanently stuck as a cat. How does this affect him and the DC universe?

reddit trying its best to be the worst vs forums there is

 

[Masterblack06]

Touma Kamijou's fist Vs Saitama's fist

Hits so hard that it can destroy continents and so on. The average person is nothing special, and it is strange to talk about the superiority of the Pure World Phase if we already have an IB(which relies on Pure World) whose feats are far greater than those of the OPM combined, or that the...

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>IB would turn saitama into a normal Human
Mr. OMG, you've said some wild shit before dawg, but this is next level

 

[Flowering Knight]

Touma Kamijou's fist Vs Saitama's fist

Hits so hard that it can destroy continents and so on. The average person is nothing special, and it is strange to talk about the superiority of the Pure World Phase if we already have an IB(which relies on Pure World) whose feats are far greater than those of the OPM combined, or that the...

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>IB would turn saitama into a normal Human
Mr. OMG, you've said some wild shit before dawg, but this is next level

I remember how in the original Universal To Aru thread I said that we should've just disregarded everything the proponents were saying the moment they revealed their info to be from Spacebattles. And here we are.

 

[Masterblack06]

I remember how in the original Universal To Aru thread I said that we should've just disregarded everything the proponents were saying the moment they revealed their info to be from Spacebattles. And here we are.

Its some next level nonsense and I am dying laughing about it

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Touma Kamijou's fist Vs Saitama's fist

Hits so hard that it can destroy continents and so on. The average person is nothing special, and it is strange to talk about the superiority of the Pure World Phase if we already have an IB(which relies on Pure World) whose feats are far greater than those of the OPM combined, or that the...

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>IB would turn saitama into a normal Human
Mr. OMG, you've said some wild shit before dawg, but this is next level

????????


i really havent cared much about the sb toaru drama but this is a.... very strange take to say the least

 

[Masterblack06]

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i really havent cared much about the sb toaru drama but this is a.... very strange take to say the least

Dont be nice, call it what it is. Absolute Bullshit.

Attempting to claim that the Pure Phase can overwrite another fictional universes version of normal in order to try and claim it can then negate that normal because it isn't normal by To Aru standards is bullshit of the highest degree.

this is up there with "genjutsu wont work because he doesn't have chakra" and "they don't have reitsu so they auto lose"

 

[OtherGalaxy]

bullshit was the first word that came to mind, yes

 

[Masterblack06]

Going by this Logic IB could negate fucking Karate Kid

 

[Flowering Knight]

Going by this Logic IB could negate fucking Karate Kid

By that logic IB could negate Batman, whose whole gimmick is that he's normal.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

ib negating pillar men even though they're naturally evolved life-forms in jojo