Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[Masterblack06]

the funniest part of all this is that, he was lurking here for months and would PM xhominid on SB about shit said here. So the claim "I have no interest" is already a bald-faced lie since apparently there was enough interest to lurk here for months and then hound a dude on another site about it


And it seems a bunch of lurkers have shown up here as well after all this. I wonder if they are gonna claim they have no interest in this site as well

 

[TrueG 37]

What is this guy even bitching about anyway?

He made an account because of some shit in SB or something. I don't really know and I'd be lying if I said I cared beyond the entertainment value . Between this and Chappelle's bodyguards twisting that one dude comedy has been on a roll .

 

[Dead Lock]

He's just trying to defend his virtual honor guys. Stop!

 

[Papa Nier]

I think Caiman can beat @CrossTheHorizon favorite character no cap.

Or any obscure character I’ve mentioned

 

[TrueG 37]

He's just trying to defend his virtual honor guys. Stop!

We'll stop as soon as he gives a piece of his virtual kneecaps for thinking he can just run away from this organization . We're nice guys, most sites would demand the entire kneecap at once .

 

[Flowering Knight]

Just saying if you're going to another forum because you're mad they're talking shit about your weeaboo series in the context of fictional dad fights, the only way you're going to possibly win is by going outside

 

[Dead Lock]

Or any obscure character I’ve mentioned

I believe the skull peasant will break that hypersonic barrier one day, don't worry.

We'll stop as soon as he gives a piece of his virtual kneecaps for thinking he can just run away from this organization . We're nice guys, most sites would demand the entire kneecap at once .

Don't do it man, he's too innocent. If you take those, he'll have nothing left!

Here, you can take mine instead, just be gentle.

 

[Blade]

what is going on? all this fuss about no aru? lmao

also

wanna say this

you prob got a beef with xhom, and tbh i don't care, it's between you

but

to start opposing again a whole section and the posters cuz of a trash series like no aru, nah, we don't do it here [i hope you smart enough to not challenge me in a wits fights, just a warning ]

so, olf obd

let me give the usual blade present to this little dweeb, as he goes back to sbattles in his cleanest touma t-shirt

 

[Masterblack06]

what is going on? all this fuss about no aru? lmao

also

wanna say this

you prob got a beef with xhom, and tbh i don't care, it's between you

but

to start opposing again a whole section and the posters cuz of a trash series like no aru, nah, we don't do it here [i hope you smart enough to not challenge me in a wits fights, just a warning ]

so, olf obd

let me give the usual blade present to this little dweeb, as he goes back to sbattles in his cleanest touma t-shirt

You missed out on the shenanigans blade, he left already.

 

[Blade]

i gave the blade present already, he can't cancel it, it's been delivered

 

[sir_fire]

And the spacenoid (Shorthand for space mongoloid) is still lurking the thead.

 

[Blade]

you know, it's funny enough [''funny'']

to come and challenge a section for the ''honor'' of a weeb series on a net vs forum, by lurking posts of the poster you have beef with, for months

all i know

is that, a holding back donnie yen [check dragon tiger gate, an example] still folds touma, like a your average b tier chinese mook, stay mad

 

[sir_fire]

you know, it's funny enough [''funny'']

to come and challenge a section for the ''honor'' of a weeb series on a net vs forum, by lurking posts of the poster you have beef with, for months

all i know

is that, a holding back donnie yen [check dragon tiger gate, an example] still folds touma, like a your average b tier chinese mook, stay mad

Not even that, Little Mac squashes Touma like Glass Joe.

 

[Paxton]

Touma DOES canonically lose to trained martial artists, so yeah.

 

[Masterblack06]

Touma DOES canonically lose to trained martial artists, so yeah.

With how SB treats him the man could beat fucking Goku in a fist fight

 

[Paxton]

With how SB treats him the man could beat fucking Goku in a fist fight

Funnily enough, I don't think many SBers actually think that.
Most of the people in the Jiren vs Touma thread agreed that he gets shitstomped, so at least that's something they get correct.

Waiting for him to get new feats with the IT to make that an actual reality though.

 

[TrueG 37]

Don't make fun of him guys. He said to not do that when he left . About as effective as an anti vape commercial .

 

[Blade]

zenkichi from medaka box, who is also just a ''normal'' guy in a shonen verse, can cqc touma, to the point of giving him the nate robinson treatment - faster edition

 

[Dead Lock]

Stanley Ipkiss before obtaining The Mask can suplex Touma into unconsciousness.

 

[Paxton]

zenkichi from medaka box, who is also just a ''normal'' guy in a shonen verse, can cqc touma, to the point of giving him the nate robinson treatment - faster edition

It's pretty ironic too, given that Zenkichi also has an "ability" that "negates" his luck. Devil Style, iirc.