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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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A Xeelee Nightfighter (Xeelee Sequence) discovers Earth Bet (Worm)

And just in general: the Xeelee "Universe" is a multiverse the Xeelee Ring essentially gives access to different multiverses. The idea that the Xeelee operate on a universal scale and the Ring is their only way of multiversal travel is a misconception. The thing is, what Baxter describes as...
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wtf did this guy even get banned for
 
Nitpick, Quilge was already in VS there, he was forced to use Sklaverei
 
Yeah, people miss that Quilge was being beaten down hard by Ayon and needed Sklaveri to even defeat it.
Ichigo was still styling on him even after absorbing Ayon's power so yeah, FB Ichigo was massively stronger than he was in the past outside of Dangai.
 

Contessa runs a high tier Marvel Gauntlet

Marvel is a setting wherein one of the Inhumans is a person able to fight the Hulk because they have a much worse version of Contessa's "martial arts". Amadeus Cho was a heavy-lifting team member with Hercules because he can "do math very well". Arishem the Celestial destroys planets by writing...
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Oh my fucking god, of course Xcano/Joshless wanks Worm.
 

Contessa runs a high tier Marvel Gauntlet

Contessa's never knocked down a building with a punch and Karnak "fights" the Hulk like this https://imgur.io/qeUxwYg Runs into the immediate problems of that not being how path to victory works about three times over, and that not being how being Sorcerer Supreme works either. The op...
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Absolutely fucking rolled
 
I absolutely love the irony of Safebattles complaining about someone using a data book to discredit any Twilight feats. When they constantly complain about feats breaking the narrative or author intent. Yet, they clearly don't follow the narrative or author intent when Twilight is involved.

Yujiro Hanma (Baki) vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Yujiro Hanma vs Edward Cullen Battle is to either to the death or incapacitation. Both of them start in an abandoned city street, twenty meters apart from each other Both of them are bloodlusted and have prior knowledge on their opponent. Both anime and manga feats are allowed for Yujiro...
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ive said this so many times but man the twilight defense is so confusing
like hyping up a series that sucks is fine if it has feats there's plenty of series out there like that

but twilight just

doesn't have feats either

so??????
 
Master Chief is a lot faster and more durable if he has the Hardlight Shield. Isn’t mostly everyone in Cyberpunk small town level with hypersonic or mhs speed?
 

I mean it's obvious they never use any actual standards for their defenses and just bitch at you because that's virtually all users can ever do the second any evidence comes in.
Author Intent doesn't matter unless it's a series they kiss the ass of like Demon Slayer)Look at how they are trying so hard to pretend Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is somehow not seen as canon or the author stating that's how the Cyberpunk Universe actually looks and operates because "It doesn't transfer to the game the same way" despite also equalling with the Tabletop game)... and even then, they will ignore author intent anyway if it makes them come off even stronger or faster.

Narrative Intent? Same deal, see how Star Wars, Nasuverse, hell even Magical Index is now just treated as if none of that shit matters but fucking WORM gets people all over themselves in believing not much can kill Scion unless they can travel Universes or PTV is unstoppable and whatever else. And let's not even get into the later seasons of RWBY they worship from the top down....
 
>Contessa making better shit than Tony Stark has made and becoming Sorcerer Supreme due to PTV



She's not even a tech genius in Worm from what I've seen, how the fuck did Xcano/Joshlee come to this conclusion?
 

What are all of your opinions regarding Touma Kamijou?

He's boring and generic looking. Lame design that is whitebread as fuck. Apparently just a really fucking boring ass power that is just "Make things not interesting" So he's so fucking bland the reality of the show bends to comply with his blandess
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What are all of your opinions regarding Touma Kamijou?

Yet another audience insert protagonist who, like 90% of them, is far less interesting than almost every other character in the show. Frankly, he bores me. He's the reason I don't watch or read Raildex.
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The moment anyone calls Touma a self-insert protagonist is the exact moment I consider their opinion as worth less than garbage.

First guy also sounds salty as fuck with his vitriolic hatred towards him, but that's about it.
Edit: just realized he said show, so probably an anime-only.
 
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Say what you will about Touma being generic or boring. He is not a self-insert.

I’d honestly rather self-insert myself into Guts life over his at this point
 

The Ivory Kings/Beyonders vs DC Multiverse

The Beyonders try to destroy the DC Multiverse the same way the did in Marvel Cause incursions (Where universes smash into one another) While they try to kill every cosmic beings themselves How much damage to DC Multiverse to they do? and Who survives and manages to beat them
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this is the worst argument lol

if we played canon crossovers as a straight indicator of power you end up with the Decepticons canonically killing the Avengers (which is true but it just likely means this version of the Avengers isn't as strong) and Unicron being on the same level as Lovecraft gods
 
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>Contessa making better shit than Tony Stark has made and becoming Sorcerer Supreme due to PTV



She's not even a tech genius in Worm from what I've seen, how the fuck did Xcano/Joshlee come to this conclusion?
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Because they think Path To Victory is literally a cheat code that allows you to do whatever you need to do to win, even if it's somehow an infinitesimal chance of victory because "It has to tell you how to win" despite that's not how that works in Worm.
 
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