Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Xhominid The Apex]

The gist of it seems to be that they believe Zanpaktou spirits (Hollow Ichigo in this case) are already at their maximum power and the Soul Reaper is just trying to play catch up. Ergo H2 Ichigo = Hollow Ichigo + Old Man Zangetsu = Dangai.

All of this of course is fucking nonsense because the Zanpaktou spirits blatantly progress in power as the user does. The fact Ichigo was even ABLE to beat Hollow Ichigo in a fight should have made this clear but nah, apparently not.

Yamamoto's Bankai literally changed within 1000 years, the fuck nonsense is people spouting when this was blatantly told to us?
Or how about Kubo telling us that Hitsugaya's Bankai being complete was the only reason he was able to age up at all because otherwise, he would just damage himself as it was still incomplete?
Or look at Renji's Bankai for fuck's sake.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Contessa runs a high tier Marvel Gauntlet

Contessa appears in Marvel 616 right before civil war 1 kicks off. Her goal is to assassinate the living tribunal. The living tribunal is unable to sense her until she attacks him. Same goes for the watcher or any high tier entity. She cannot path the living tribunal but can path anything below...

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[Crimson Dragoon]

Ulquiorra vs Askin nakk le vaar

Win by any means

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The level of reading comprehension in the FV Bleach section ladies and gentleman.

Spoiler

Aizen's strength and his strength ALONE brought and kept ALL TEN ESPADA under his heel.
But nah, this ONE Espada is TOTALLY stronger than him, we swear.

SE Ulquiorra is at best stronger than the other Espada. If he’s really stronger than Aizen, you’d think that’d be mentioned at least once

"But Allon damaged Quilge so Ichigo CAN'T be that much stronger."

Let's just ignore the moment that a casual slash was mistaken for a fucking GETSUGA (one stronger than his previous form's at that).

Always been a dumb way to downplay him

all it means is that Ayon is strong

characters getting better feats in a newer arc isn’t anything new

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Always been a dumb way to downplay him

all it means is that Ayon is strong

characters getting better feats in a newer arc isn’t anything new

Literally takes down Leiutenants in a single hit, even the Captain Commander required to hit it twice to kill it.

Yeah, why is Ayon being downplayed again?

 

[Astaro]

Yama wasn’t trying against it and beating Lieutenants in one hit isn’t much.

Id argue Ayon’s later feat of giving Quilge Opie a one-sided smack down and forcing him to use Volstandig is much more impressive given we know the average strength of a Sternritter is at least Captain level

 

[Paxton]

A Xeelee Nightfighter (Xeelee Sequence) discovers Earth Bet (Worm)

And just in general: the Xeelee "Universe" is a multiverse the Xeelee Ring essentially gives access to different multiverses. The idea that the Xeelee operate on a universal scale and the Ring is their only way of multiversal travel is a misconception. The thing is, what Baxter describes as...

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wtf did this guy even get banned for

 

[Crimson Dragoon]

Yama wasn’t trying against it and beating Lieutenants in one hit isn’t much.

Id argue Ayon’s later feat of giving Quilge Opie a one-sided smack down and forcing him to use Volstandig is much more impressive given we know the average strength of a Sternritter is at least Captain level

Nitpick, Quilge was already in VS there, he was forced to use Sklaverei

 

[Astaro]

Nitpick, Quilge was already in VS there, he was forced to use Sklaverei

Oh right. Makes it even better anyway

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Yeah, people miss that Quilge was being beaten down hard by Ayon and needed Sklaveri to even defeat it.
Ichigo was still styling on him even after absorbing Ayon's power so yeah, FB Ichigo was massively stronger than he was in the past outside of Dangai.

 

[Paxton]

Contessa runs a high tier Marvel Gauntlet

Marvel is a setting wherein one of the Inhumans is a person able to fight the Hulk because they have a much worse version of Contessa's "martial arts". Amadeus Cho was a heavy-lifting team member with Hercules because he can "do math very well". Arishem the Celestial destroys planets by writing...

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Oh my fucking god, of course Xcano/Joshless wanks Worm.

 

[Paxton]

Contessa runs a high tier Marvel Gauntlet

Contessa's never knocked down a building with a punch and Karnak "fights" the Hulk like this https://imgur.io/qeUxwYg Runs into the immediate problems of that not being how path to victory works about three times over, and that not being how being Sorcerer Supreme works either. The op...

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[Masterblack06]

Contessa runs a high tier Marvel Gauntlet

Contessa's never knocked down a building with a punch and Karnak "fights" the Hulk like this https://imgur.io/qeUxwYg Runs into the immediate problems of that not being how path to victory works about three times over, and that not being how being Sorcerer Supreme works either. The op...

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Absolutely fucking rolled

 

[Atem]

I absolutely love the irony of Safebattles complaining about someone using a data book to discredit any Twilight feats. When they constantly complain about feats breaking the narrative or author intent. Yet, they clearly don't follow the narrative or author intent when Twilight is involved.

Yujiro Hanma (Baki) vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Yujiro Hanma vs Edward Cullen Battle is to either to the death or incapacitation. Both of them start in an abandoned city street, twenty meters apart from each other Both of them are bloodlusted and have prior knowledge on their opponent. Both anime and manga feats are allowed for Yujiro...

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[OtherGalaxy]

ive said this so many times but man the twilight defense is so confusing
like hyping up a series that sucks is fine if it has feats there's plenty of series out there like that

but twilight just

doesn't have feats either

so??????

 

[Masterblack06]

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077: Edgerunners) vs Master Chief (Halo)

in an empty plains completely flat and are standing 100 feet from each other, Master chief is bloodlusted Master chief in his standard gear as of halo infinite vs Adam smash as shown in Edgerunners.

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alright come on now

 

[Papa Nier]

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077: Edgerunners) vs Master Chief (Halo)

in an empty plains completely flat and are standing 100 feet from each other, Master chief is bloodlusted Master chief in his standard gear as of halo infinite vs Adam smash as shown in Edgerunners.

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alright come on now

Master Chief is a lot faster and more durable if he has the Hardlight Shield. Isn’t mostly everyone in Cyberpunk small town level with hypersonic or mhs speed?

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

I absolutely love the irony of Safebattles complaining about someone using a data book to discredit any Twilight feats. When they constantly complain about feats breaking the narrative or author intent. Yet, they clearly don't follow the narrative or author intent when Twilight is involved.

Yujiro Hanma (Baki) vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Yujiro Hanma vs Edward Cullen Battle is to either to the death or incapacitation. Both of them start in an abandoned city street, twenty meters apart from each other Both of them are bloodlusted and have prior knowledge on their opponent. Both anime and manga feats are allowed for Yujiro...

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I mean it's obvious they never use any actual standards for their defenses and just bitch at you because that's virtually all users can ever do the second any evidence comes in.
Author Intent doesn't matter unless it's a series they kiss the ass of like Demon Slayer)Look at how they are trying so hard to pretend Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is somehow not seen as canon or the author stating that's how the Cyberpunk Universe actually looks and operates because "It doesn't transfer to the game the same way" despite also equalling with the Tabletop game)... and even then, they will ignore author intent anyway if it makes them come off even stronger or faster.

Narrative Intent? Same deal, see how Star Wars, Nasuverse, hell even Magical Index is now just treated as if none of that shit matters but fucking WORM gets people all over themselves in believing not much can kill Scion unless they can travel Universes or PTV is unstoppable and whatever else. And let's not even get into the later seasons of RWBY they worship from the top down....

 

[GregSteve]

Saitama and Luffy Vs WWH and Thing - Battles - Comic Vine

Vs Rules:Morals OFFPlanet cannot be Destroyed.No Prep.

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So much Ben Grimm disrespect

 

[Paxton]

>Contessa making better shit than Tony Stark has made and becoming Sorcerer Supreme due to PTV



She's not even a tech genius in Worm from what I've seen, how the fuck did Xcano/Joshlee come to this conclusion?

 

[Claudio Swiss]

SSJ3 Goku vs Silver Surfer

after i already posted the universal feat no less lol

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