Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

because astaro is banned

Yeah because here's the funny thing: if that calc Top did regarding Accelerator's calculation speed were applied, the ship would be the one getting statued

Well, probably. I do recall something about Culture ships simulating entire universes for fun (iirc) so I guess you could possibly use the same logic for that

 

[Masterblack06]

>SB making 9 million adam smasher threads all because they got schooled on the cyberpunk shit

fucking lmao

 

[Masterblack06]

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk Edgerunners) vs Spiderman (616)

The fight takes place in New York City, the fighters start 500 meters apart downtown, they are both serious about winning. Spiderman has all feats and scaling in base form from the 616 Marvel comic universe, he has standard equipment and basic knowledge on his opponent, no prep. Adam Smasher has...

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like

 

[Masterblack06]

Bojack vs Perfect Cell vs Broly vs Hatchiyack vs Dabra

Battle of the guys who are maybe probably sorta around the tier of Perfect form Cell. Broly is from his Movie 8 appearance, Cell is pre-explosion, Bojack starts at full power, Hatchiyack can't transform. Bonus: Movie 10 Broly and Super Perfect Cell vs Bojack, Dabra, and Hatchiyack

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>people still thinking Z broly bust an entire galaxy
fucking lmao

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Ben Tennyson (Ben 10 Omniverse) vs Pennywise (IT)

The Plumbers send Ben Tennyson to investigate the disappearances of children around Derry and to capture or kill the clown by any means. Pennywise decides that Ben is a danger to him so he will put all of his effort on Ben. The figth takes place in the Derry sewers at night, end of Series for...

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@Stocking Anarchy ha

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

>SB making 9 million adam smasher threads all because they got schooled on the cyberpunk shit

fucking lmao

It really does make me laugh how much SB can be so fucking vengeful and pitiable whenever people show up and shit on their preconceived notions and instead of actually taking the L, they ban the user or treat the user like a leper, triple down and further show themselves as clowns.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Naruto VS Luffy VS Ichigo (Naruto VS One Piece VS Bleach)

I think this hasn't been done in a while. All characters at their absolute best (canon). Ichigo is visible. Morals on. Victory by any means. Fight takes place in Konoha.

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Like look at this shit here.
One Piece is still the weakest... but that's only in the DC and Hax sense in comparison to Naruto and Bleach respectively. Their DC isn't even that far behind anymore(To the point it will fully bypass Bleach in the next arc) and their speed is basically above both series.

EDIT: Literally downplay's Ichigo's strength again and saying Soul King Yhwach > Ichigo... for fuck's sake SB... for fuck's sake.

 

[Adamant soul]

EDIT: Literally downplay's Ichigo's strength again and saying Soul King Yhwach > Ichigo... for fuck's sake SB... for fuck's sake.

Yes Ichigo is somehow weaker than the guy he one-shotted TWICE while drastically weakened. ha

Yeah he's weaker overall because Almighty hax but in terms of power, Ichigo is much stronger.

 

[GregSteve]

Naruto VS Luffy VS Ichigo (Naruto VS One Piece VS Bleach)

I think this hasn't been done in a while. All characters at their absolute best (canon). Ichigo is visible. Morals on. Victory by any means. Fight takes place in Konoha.

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Like look at this shit here.
One Piece is still the weakest... but that's only in the DC and Hax sense in comparison to Naruto and Bleach respectively. Their DC isn't even that far behind anymore(To the point it will fully bypass Bleach in the next arc) and their speed is basically above both series.

EDIT: Literally downplay's Ichigo's strength again and saying Soul King Yhwach > Ichigo... for fuck's sake SB... for fuck's sake.

The Soul King is Luffys underling so Luffy> Ichigo

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Yes Ichigo is somehow weaker than the guy he one-shotted TWICE while drastically weakened. ha

Yeah he's weaker overall because Almighty hax but in terms of power, Ichigo is much stronger.

Like I cannot, cannot for the life of me think you read Bleach and somehow get the impression that Soul King Yhwach is stronger than Ichigo despite:

A) Yhwach explicitly states he HAS to get serious against Ichigo simply unveiling Cero Getsuga and actually hurting him.
B) Has constantly targeted Ichigo's Bankai the INSTANT it's unleashed and even mentions he would have extreme trouble if he let it stick around.
C) The very second Ichigo gets an opening, Yhwach gets bifurcated... twice. And yes, he did both drastically weakened and reduced to just his Shinigami power solely.

Yhwach literally has JUST The Almighty carrying his ass and that's it, Ichigo is explicitly his better in every possible way.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Team Gotei 13 Captains (Bleach) vs Team Babylonia (FGO)

Team Captains Includes all the EoS Captains Team Babylonia includes ( Gil both Caster and Archer versions, Kingu, Quetzalcoatl, Jaguarman, King Hassan, Ana, Leonidas, Merlin, Ishtar, Ereshkigal, Ushiwakamaru, Mashu) Rules - Anime and Manga feats only allowed - Gil can only use EA once...

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Team Captains Includes all the EoS Captains

Team Babylonia includes ( Gil both Caster and Archer versions, Kingu, Quetzalcoatl, Jaguarman, King Hassan, Ana, Leonidas, Merlin, Ishtar, Ereshkigal, Ushiwakamaru, Mashu)
Rules

- Anime and Manga feats only allowed
- Gil can only use EA once, Ana can only transform into Gorgon once same for kingu
- All Characters at their Strongest
- Babylonia team attached to a Holy Grail
- All Characters blood lusted
- location: Soul Society
- 1 day prep for both teams
- Distance: 1km
- Win Condition: KO, Death or Incapacitation

This is SB so they'll pretend Adult Hitsugaya solos but uh...
Quetzalcoatl, King Hassan, Kingu and both versions of Gilgamesh absolutely murders the Captains easy.

It's even funnier considering it's not even that hard to find fights in the Anime from lower tier Servants that absolutely shits on stuff from the Soul Society:

 

[Adamant soul]

This is SB so they'll pretend Adult Hitsugaya solos but uh...

Meanwhile on FV Bleach section.

Hitsugaya dies to everyone and their mother before he can even reach his Adult form and they don't think he has any business even being in the top 20 strongest characters in the series.

- Gil can only use EA once

As if Gilgamesh even needs EA here. ha

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Meanwhile on FV Bleach section.

Hitsugaya dies to everyone and their mother before he can even reach his Adult form and they don't think he has any business even being in the top 20 strongest characters in the series.

They atleast gave Adult Hitsugaya a day of prep... but they act like it ONLY applies to the Captains and not, you know, the Servants/Divine Spirits either which is fucking hilarious.
They also aren't applying at all that the Captains are NOT a cohesive unit and barely even know about their own Shikai or Bankai and that they don't have FoF designations...

It's like wanking of the Soul Society to the highest degree.

As if Gilgamesh even needs EA here. ha

It always amazes me when people act like Gilgamesh needs Ea against certain foes when they fail to understand how bullshit the stuff he pulls out actually is.
- "He needs Enuma Elish against Yamamoto"
- Literally pulls out Vimana which can destroy an entire Mountain just releasing some bombs
- Literally shoots out Weapons with enough force to even cause Tiamat in her strongest form to buckle and fall from the strain and kill Contintental+ Enemies in one shot.

And remember, they also gave them Quetzalcoatl(Someone who can bench millions of tons and throws it 3KM without a problem and is Large Planetary+ on her own), Kingu(Who fought said person without issues and is normally Gilgamesh's match in every fashion), King fucking Hassan(Who actually DID hurt the being that literally took heat from the Sun without a care in the World in a much stronger form) and Ishtar(who made an entire Mountain Range her bitch and they canonically said Mt. Ebih terrified her father meaning it really is some true bullshit with that Range).

Yeah no, Soul Society gets fucking rolled hard.

 

[Paxton]

King Hassan kills them before they even know he's there, literally.

That's it. That's the fight.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

King Hassan kills them before they even know he's there, literally.

That's it. That's the fight.

Actually, they WOULD know he's there, they just won't be able to actually know whose radiating it before he takes off their head

Presence Concealment A

A skill to erase one's presence. The vestiges of what he once learned.

As he carries a strong curse, even if this swordsman obtains a perfect success in his stealth check, his existence ends up being perceived by the “opponent he is about to kill".

In short, the opponent breaks out in cold sweat, perceiving a premonition of the death that is to be their fate.

King Hassan is fucked up like that.
And remember, King Hassan can kill you instantly, his Noble Phantasm is more of a technique, not an actual ability:

At The Boundary A

The sword of this individual who continues to walk within the boundary of the Valley, is said to add an instant death effect to every attack.

Although the probability is low, it presents a danger of dying instantly, no matter how formidable the enemy might be.

Those in the Valley are familiar with Death and are one with it, acquiring a resistance to instant death and fear.

When taking the form of a Servant, the rank is lowered to A since he is leaving the boundary by himself.

Instant death immunity, charm immunity and the addition of instant death effect to normal attacks.

The Shinigami is going to see a true God of Death.

 

[Adamant soul]

Komamura vs Hitsugaya

FKT Both start in Bankai KI No restrictions

www.fanverse.org

Bad enough people are saying FKT Komamura SOMEHOW beats FKT Hitsugaya, despite the latter having generally better feats and being probably Komamura's worst possible match-up among the Captains.

Not big enough to hold him in

But then Divell comes at me with THIS bullshit.

Like for fuck's sake, anyone with a working pair of eyes can tell the Hundred Flowers prison is being shown from a lot farther away. Note how much smaller the buildings look and how much more of them are in the panel.

On that alone you couldn't use this to prove one is bigger than the other and even if you tried that, the fact the Hundred Flowers have to be shown from farther would indicate IT'S larger, not the other way around.

No reason it wouldn't work here.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Komamura vs Hitsugaya

FKT Both start in Bankai KI No restrictions

www.fanverse.org

Bad enough people are saying FKT Komamura SOMEHOW beats FKT Hitsugaya, despite the latter having generally better feats and being probably Komamura's worst possible match-up among the Captains.

But then Divell comes at me with THIS bullshit.

Like for fuck's sake, anyone with a working pair of eyes can tell the Hundred Flowers prison is being shown from a lot farther away. Note how much smaller the buildings look and how much more of them are in the panel.

On that alone you couldn't use this to prove one is bigger than the other and even if you tried that, the fact the Hundred Flowers have to be shown from farther would indicate IT'S larger, not the other way around.

No reason it wouldn't work here.

At this point, it's a race to the bottom between whose worse when it comes to the Bleach wank/downplay between SB and FV.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Fused Momoshiki (Boruto) vs Lucifero (Black Clover)

Second thread for today. Fused Momoshiki (Boruto) He’s allowed feats and scaling from the manga and anime of Boruto. VS Lucifero (Black Clover) He’s allowed feats and scaling from the manga and anime of Black Clover. The battle takes place on an abandoned planet. They start 100...

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Sweet fucking lord, it really shows people have no goddamned idea of Black Clover and just assumes shit now.
>User literally states Lucifero's control over Gravity is so great, he crushes Fate and Concepts
> Momoshiki can just nuke him or eat his heart

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Fused Momoshiki (Boruto) vs Lucifero (Black Clover)

Yep issue is the gravity ability they were effected by is undefined all we know is it's stronger than the ones Naruto was able to shrug off previously

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Yep issue is the gravity ability they were effected by is undefined all we know is it's stronger than the ones Naruto was able to shrug off previously

https://forums.spacebattles.com/thr...er.1045332/page-2?post=87528096#post-87528096

Said Gravity was both unknown in terms of power and also BS as it effected Kaguya, Naruto and Sasuke while Kakashi could move in it

Ah yes, the undefined Graivty Kaguya used that cannot be defined or compared to Lucifero's... despite we literally see on the page that it affected everyone... but Kaguya was still able to somewhat move and Kakashi and Obito was freely able to move just fine once they got that Rin love...

Vs.

SB really... really... REALLY needs to shut the fuck up when it comes to shit like this, they honestly do...

 

[Paxton]