Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Atem]

Adam Smasher(Cyberpunk) Vs. General Grievous(Star Wars)

OP included Legends Canon, and that changes a lot of things. And even in the movies he could fight Obiwan fairly well. What? You want to ironically use the instances where they are fast-ball pitch instead? Do you know how ridiculous that low-end is? It's like Superman failing to catch a...

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There are legit people arguing that the actors in Star Wars are faster than the characters in Star Wars. Unironically saying that what they're capable of is faster than people who can use the force.

 

[Atem]

Like, I need a minute to process this kind of autism.

They are even trying to argue that Morgan is the one who hates Star Wars. These kind of mental gymnastics are amazing. "You're not arguing that the real life military can beat the Galactic Empire? You must hate Star Wars."

 

[Papa Nier]

Odd to have Hero of the Wild Link with feats from the original Hyrule Warriors when he is not even in it. The only Link’s in Hyrule Warriors are the Adult Link via Hyrule Warriors Link, Child Link via Hero of Time Link, and Toon Link via Hero of the Wind Link.

 

[Paxton]

Like, I need a minute to process this kind of autism.

They are even trying to argue that Morgan is the one who hates Star Wars. These kind of mental gymnastics are amazing. "You're not arguing that the real life military can beat the Galactic Empire? You must hate Star Wars."

Which doesn't really make any more sense when you think about it like this: why would the person "wanking" the fuck out of series hate it? You'd usually think the opposite is true.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Adam Smasher(Cyberpunk) Vs. General Grievous(Star Wars)

It's not disingenuous at all. If anything, trying to argue light-speed blasters is what's disingenuous considering how much more world breaking it is than subsonic blasters. Like first and foremost, blaster bolts being anywhere near light speed is already going to be an overwhelming minority...

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George Lucas did not intend for force users to be speedster fast in combat. They literally slowed Ewan McGregor and Ray Park's duel in The Phantom Menace because they didn't think audiences would believe that they were moving so quick. If the intent was to show that force users are super fast, they wouldn't have overcranked the camera, but they did. Obi Wan and Darth Maul canonically fought at a slower speed than what the two actors playing them fought at.

Remember that 8 people liked this drivel despite it proving Morgan's point that George Lucas slowed down the footage of the fight so that the AUDIENCE can see it better.

These stupid ass posters actually believe that directors do not want the audience to see the fight choreography, they will speed up the footage entirely to show it off...
I swear SB users need to be on an island somewhere else for how stupid they are.

 

[Qinglong]

Like, I need a minute to process this kind of autism.

They are even trying to argue that Morgan is the one who hates Star Wars. These kind of mental gymnastics are amazing. "You're not arguing that the real life military can beat the Galactic Empire? You must hate Star Wars."

I think I saw someone claiming both Clone War cartoons were legends canon at the same time in that thread too

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Like I legit need a fucking minute to process this shit just like @Atem does:

So... in order to show how fast characters are now, you need to basically make fights and otherwise so blistering fast, the audience has no fucking idea what's happening now? So what's this bullshit about OPM being lightspeed then? We can clearly see their fight scenes despite the timer, or with whatever the fuck they wank with Demon Slayer because of what? One time the fight scene had characters start really swinging hard and fast at each other?

Like give me a fucking break right now.

 

[Papa Nier]

StupidBattles need to stop with all this downplay and headcanon stuff or just quit vs debating together. Most of the time they seem to have no idea what they’re talking about.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

manga fight scenes are infinitely slow because we can read them and leave the page open

 

[Paxton]

manga fight scenes are infinitely slow because we can read them and leave the page open

Same with LN fight scenes.

 

[Paxton]

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077) vs Metal Gear Rising cyborgs.

..mach 200 cyberpunk characters? Mach 377 metal gear characters? This is stupid. First and foremost, nothing, and I mean nothing in cyberpunk would make any sense if the characters were even close to that speed. And in Metal Gear Rising, it is a plot point that Raiden cannot move from the USA...

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Actually fucking insane. 14 likes btw.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077) vs Metal Gear Rising cyborgs.

If anybody could more at tripple digit mach speeds, they would cause plasma explosions on any movement and any kind of gun would be pointless because just carrying a stone and letting go of it while at that speed would be the equivalent of a 2000 pound bomb impact. But thats the crux of visual...

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lmao

 

[Adamant soul]

Like I legit need a fucking minute to process this shit just like @Atem does:

So... in order to show how fast characters are now, you need to basically make fights and otherwise so blistering fast, the audience has no fucking idea what's happening now? So what's this bullshit about OPM being lightspeed then? We can clearly see their fight scenes despite the timer, or with whatever the fuck they wank with Demon Slayer because of what? One time the fight scene had characters start really swinging hard and fast at each other?

Like give me a fucking break right now.

It's the same shit people do with Digimon and Power Rangers, "we can see it so they must be slow" regardless of how many feats they show that proves they're not.

Do these guys realise how fucking boring it would be if show makers had fights happen at their actual speed, thus preventing us from seeing a fucking thing? ha

 

[Qinglong]

pictured: riveting action fights according to SB

 

[Paxton]

I find it funny how people in Overlord vs Fate threads on SB have unironically argued for slower than bullet speed Servants, when THIS exists.

A row rumbling sound accompanied the large amount of bullets being fired from the weapon.


Those bullets were larger than an acorn and were shot out at blazing speeds, it was difficult for her to dodge them all.


However, Albedo could at the very least, redirect a few of the bullets back at him. Not only would this damage the opponent's weapon, the damage of Albedo's halberd was added on to it as well. Combined with the damage she could deal with her skills, this should deal a considerable amount of damage to the enemy.
-Vol 14

 

[GregSteve]

Ainz Ooal Gown Vs One Piece Universe

Another thing where One Piece falls apart is well...it being a shounen series where people will talk with you for 30 minutes I am pretty sure even if they are uber duber fast, if they wait to talk for a second Ainz is slapping either an ID spell or just time stop and ID. I also can't remember...

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...This is so fucking stupid, it hurts.
Yes, they are going to monologue at the fucking Skeleton Man when even in One Piece, we have seen characters be no-nonsense and will kill someone on sheer sight.
This is even more ironic as Ainz actually can and WILL monologue himself against people he doesn't see as strong as him, which he wouldn't be able to detect in any One Piece character.

Future Sight ruins this argument for them lol

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077) vs Metal Gear Rising cyborgs.

..mach 200 cyberpunk characters? Mach 377 metal gear characters? This is stupid. First and foremost, nothing, and I mean nothing in cyberpunk would make any sense if the characters were even close to that speed. And in Metal Gear Rising, it is a plot point that Raiden cannot move from the USA...

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Actually fucking insane. 14 likes btw.

It's literally explained at the beginning of the game why Raiden cannot move that fast constantly... it's a literal gameplay mechanic of why Raiden does Zandatsu in the first place to replenish electrolytes... because his Cyborg body lacks that function for maximum output.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

It's the same shit people do with Digimon and Power Rangers, "we can see it so they must be slow" regardless of how many feats they show that proves they're not.

Do these guys realise how fucking boring it would be if show makers had fights happen at their actual speed, thus preventing us from seeing a fucking thing? ha

It's even worse with the double standards that they will then completely ignore this for other series that are even slower but "look fast".

I find it funny how people in Overlord vs Fate threads on SB have unironically argued for slower than bullet speed Servants, when THIS exists.

Jesus fucking Christ, these are the same people that say Overlord is supposed to be Hypersonic or Triple Mach speed somehow...

Future Sight ruins this argument for them lol

It very, very much does... but there is so much stupid fuckery with how they wank Overlord, it still gets absurd how they just think they can walk through most of the verse when they shouldn't get past East Blue.

 

[Paxton]

Merlin (Kingdom Hearts) vs Merlin (Fate)

He is not. And Merlin in no way scales to him.

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Merlin (Kingdom Hearts) vs Merlin (Fate)

He is not. And Merlin in no way scales to him.

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In a sense, they are right... though to be more fair, Merlin was ALIVE in Babylonia and shouldn't have the same restriction issues most Servants have on the FTL issue.