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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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Again, I'm not disputing Magneto being universal in terms of the potency of his ability, just the range. I literally just agreed with him being that strong on the last page.

I also never claimed that Kakine's ability was universal in terms of range either.
 

No dumbass, if you know anything of Mook that is exactly the type of shit he'd try to pull.

Stop trying to defend him, please.
 
Speaking of some absolute fuckery...



:giogio
 

No dumbass, if you know anything of Mook that is exactly the type of shit he'd try to pull.

Stop trying to defend him, please.

I mean the Narutoverse is fucked beyond measure due to the combatants they are facing but yeah, the Guns > Naruto shit is literally just Kishimoto being a tard and thinking Guns wouldn't work for a Ninja aesthetic.
The ironic part is that Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox(and primarily the 2nd game onwards) actually includes Ninjas with guns and considering the very nature of Ninjas as a whole, guns would work very, very much with the aesthetic...

Not to mention Ao in Boruto had a fucking MINIGUN and none of them struggled against it in comparison to Ao himself so it's even more pointless.
 
I mean the Narutoverse is fucked beyond measure due to the combatants they are facing but yeah, the Guns > Naruto shit is literally just Kishimoto being a tard and thinking Guns wouldn't work for a Ninja aesthetic.
The ironic part is that Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox(and primarily the 2nd game onwards) actually includes Ninjas with guns and considering the very nature of Ninjas as a whole, guns would work very, very much with the aesthetic...

Not to mention Ao in Boruto had a fucking MINIGUN and none of them struggled against it in comparison to Ao himself so it's even more pointless.


:mjpls
 
Let me put this in another fashion:
The reason why people make fun of the "5 seconds" deal with Pain... isn't just because it makes the Naruto characters look slower... but in consequences of their speed, 5 seconds should actually be an ETERNITY for God Realm and an absolute hinderance.
It's the same reason why people think .5 seconds for Hit seems low... till you realize DBS and DBZ actually DOES agree with FTL Z-Fighters and above which means that .5 seconds... is ALSO an Eternity to be stuck in:


And Hit ultimately improves to 1 second when the fight is done with.
 

Over HALF this category has scp stuff (yes it’s vsbw), it’s not hidden in the slightest
see and like sure whatever maybe scp really is just that broken, but some of the logic here is kinda ass on some of these. They have anything that touches the noosphere at like tier 1a or tier 0, and they have scp integer at 0…an scp that failed to find and destroy single universes


scp is a busted ass setting but im fairly sure vsb is being way too liberal with what gets X scaling
 
before you get on me and say “unicron fails to eat universes all the time and you have him at suck my dickiversal+++” he blows himself up half the time fucking himself over in different universes and he deliberately does stupid shit like eat planets one by one because he likes how they taste. thats the actual explanation
 
Let me put this in another fashion:
The reason why people make fun of the "5 seconds" deal with Pain... isn't just because it makes the Naruto characters look slower... but in consequences of their speed, 5 seconds should actually be an ETERNITY for God Realm and an absolute hinderance.
It's the same reason why people think .5 seconds for Hit seems low... till you realize DBS and DBZ actually DOES agree with FTL Z-Fighters and above which means that .5 seconds... is ALSO an Eternity to be stuck in:


And Hit ultimately improves to 1 second when the fight is done with.

Hit was actually .1 seconds at first, but then advanced that to .2, then .5, then 1 second, all in the same fight with Goku.

When we next see him, nigga's able to have a whole ass conversation with some rando mook mob boss inside it who doesn't appear to be a ki user, which means that it's highly likely he can now halt/skip time for half a minute at least, at that point. :mjpls
 

:hestonpls
I think the better question is "How many of Ash's Pokemon could solo the whole verse?" :kobeha
 

So funny thing about Gae Bolg, we have an explicit speed figure for it, it's mach 2.


All are mistranslations though. If one looks at the Japanese, it’s just “high speed”

"高速の脚を 以って、黒い騎兵が剣士へと疾走する."

"高速の" = With high speed.

What does that have to do with Gae Bolg being Mach 2?

It’s not an “interpretation”. The game straight up gives you a solid number for it.

>Topic literally uses feats from FGO and FGO's Manga
>Still uses completely outdated downplay even from Hollow Axtraxia itself(Where is the Mach 11 from EMIYA's and Artoria's reaction to each other at) to downplay Archer.

This is legit why SB will forever remain a joke.
Deku fucking dies against EMIYA in every possible fashion. Stop wanking his Danger Sense, Nagant seriously injured his ass because he couldn't get out of the way of her attack even with Danger Sense. He also can't detect shit if there's no malice even if he knows the target is a threat. His shit is a worse version of Artoria's Instinct and the Spider-Sense.

EDIT: And I LOVE, I SO LOVE how now they are saying that Beast's Lair's own translations are suddenly piss-poor and their's is so much better when their translations are so trash, it would give Mirror Moon a run for it's money.
Like holy shit, SB keeps sinking further and further considering they ONLY do this for the Nasuverse... but obviously never for any other series despite consistently using many manga and other fan translations with them.
 

Funny you say "outdated and weaker" when it's been used to wank and as supporting evidence for stay night characters to be lightspeed.

Ah yes, in conjunction to people in that very thread literally lying their asses off about how Deku's Danger Sense works, lying about how Deku was hit by Nagant's attacks despite the very page saying otherwise to what you are spouting, and lying hardcore about how strong Nagant is?
Ah yes, believe the MHA wankers wholesale because Fate must be lying about it's Lightspeed feats because of... what again?


Man this little side spiel just sums it up FTL fate arguments the best. You can grab an explicit speed and distance statement, have a character say it's their record, and they'll still cope it away.

Ah, so we should believe Lancer's words on how fast he can throw Gae Bolg then? That he isn't obviously fucking around or anything to hit on girls? No?(Because again just like with the 500KMPH Pegasus, Iskandar Chariot, that means that Servants would move far, far faster than their own Rides... which is so beyond moronic, it legit hurts to think about) It has to just be:

It scares me that Lancer would actually say something so careless to these three girls who don't know anvthing

Lancer doesn't know tact and how to turn off from his battle mode and his friendly mode, this means that he can't play it cool otherwise? Like they do realize Cu is actually INTELLIGENT and CUNNING right?

Oh yeah, I talked to this about @Masterblack06 earlier... but it always creeps me out when I see it's JUST the Nasuverse in which you will always have SB questioning it's translations and everything else and trying their own shitty Japanese translations... but they never do this with any other series like Demon Slayer, Overlord, MHA, DBZ or anything...
I bet they will try justifying this whenever someone brings this argument up though even though:

1. The only translation Mirror Moon did a bad job in was Fate/Extra CCC and it wasn't the fact it was a bad translation but more they skyrocketed certain terms to the Moon. Tsukihime nor F/SN wasn't what people complained about so trying to use what I say horribly is already a bad idea(and a sign they do read these posts of mine)

2. Literally bitching that "Nasu stans love to only use the high ends" while you are using the low ends of a 20+ year old VN(and using terrible Japanese translations at that) is the absolute height of comedy.

3. Literally bitching about Beast's Lair's AND FGO NA's translations on top of that when Beast's Lair usually praises FGO NA's translations and only really bring up 2-3 errors that the translation team consistently uses to take away the entire cake is just hilarity incarnate.

Never stop failing Spergbattles, when even Reddit sees you guys as morons, you should stop trying to be a VS. forum.
 
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I can't wait for shit like "Anti-Spiral caps at universal while Nasuverse is outerversal."
 

I know this is an old thread but what the fuck
 
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