Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4: Outskirts Ningen Dome - Laughing edition

[Stocking Anarchy]

Isn't he the one that writes Aftermath trilogy, which established Empire to be defeated so quickly, which imo very stupid since it deprives Disney from any additional materials (like Imperial warlords) between Aftermath and Episode 7

Nevermind the premise behind that is stupid af (Operation Cinder to this day still stupid af in and out side universe)

Yes.

Also I finally found it;

 

[Proto234]

Yeah, he also behind this abomination

Eleodie Maracavanya

Eleodie Maracavanya was a non-binary human pirate ruler after the fall of the Galactic Empire who led zher pirate crew to take control of the Annihilator, a Super Star Destroyer that once belonged to the Imperial Grand General Cassio Tagge, which was renamed to Liberty's Misrule. With this...

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Eleodie Maracavanya's personal pronouns were primarily "zhe," "zher," and "zherself," while occasionally alternating those with "his" or "her."

 

[Astaro]

Fucking hate how that shitty Jump Force game is used and taken seriously by nerds to argue plebs like Deku and Naruto to being as strong as Goku, Seiya, Giorno w/ GER, etc

 

[Adamant soul]

How to Properly Execute a Plot Twist (will likely contain spoilers)

A plot twist is an essential part of telling a good story; catching the audience by surprise is a great way to add drama and increase tension, but being able to properly execute a plot twist is not an easy task; too often, a plot twist either is too easy to predict, such as the true identity of...

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He's back.

Most of the criticism by non-writers suck and would be awful for both a compelling story and for attracting mass market audiences. Sorry bud. There's a reason why that isn't their profession.

So because SOME non-writers are idiots and give bad criticism, that automatically invalidates criticism from anyone who isn't a writer, no matter how valid the criticism is?

 

[OtherGalaxy]

So typical Disney Wars crap is what you're saying.

i would actually say it’s significantly worse than a large chunk of disney wars tbh, like take TLJ…not a great movie, but I don’t feel like it’s trying to tell me it thinks it’s better than star wars the entire time. Every line I’ve seen from this guy sounds like that

I thankfully haven't actually read anything by him, but I remember people would take exerts from the better old EU novels (on the lost of life on Alderaan and the temptations of the Dark Side) and place it next to Wendigs "the starfighter went zippy wippy woosh boosh above the buildings" to show how bad Disney was with this.

yeah there’s a particularly good one from an eu book where a rebel leader meets han solo and thought he would be a sack of shit but realizes what a good guy he is, contrasted with that really bad tie fighter segment. Just night and day

And being a bad writer is ok…it’s just he acts so beyond it all that it makes it worse. Also had a hand in trying to fuck over the internet archive so any good will he would have otherwise had went out the door

 

[shiny]

The Lion King (F/GO) Vs Teyvat (Genshin Impact)

He says it in your last image. If the Lion King could access fully unsealed in the first place, why bother mentioning a conditional limiter? You were not “intoxicated”>You fought to protect your master>You didn’t fight to protect the world>Your lance loses radiance

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No, because that's completely missing the point (the feat has large scale but not quantifiable in a combat relevant capability).
Furthermore gift of nightless is not even quantifiable in term of scale. It just make wherever Gawain go day time.
And if someone try to make that a "moving the sun with him" feat, that's about as meaningful as "moving constellation" in Greek age of god texture. It does not carry with it the implied scale of scientific stars/sun.

Chiron: Lol.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

"Conceptual Abilities shouldn't work the way they should because it makes no sense physics wise"
Yeah sorry Chief, we literally see that happen with Gawain in not only ingame but even in the Animated Movies. Hilariously, considering how the Reality of the series works... yeah, it actually does work that way as advertised(Just like Chiron's does considering he can only use it at Night and in a Clear Sky(Though due to how FGO cutscenes work, it may have changed to being just once a day rather than once a night but again, VN limitations)

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Ash Ketchum vs Attack On Titan

I may or may not write a more substantive post elaborating further on my point later (depending on if I can find the motivation), but I wanted to reply to this because this seems to not only be missing the point but also seems to indicate you're reading the exact opposite of what I said. I...

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I may or may not write a more substantive post elaborating further on my point later (depending on if I can find the motivation), but I wanted to reply to this because this seems to not only be missing the point but also seems to indicate you're reading the exact opposite of what I said.

I don't agree with Martin's statement. I think it's helpful for demonstrating that Martin takes his setting "seriously" and wants the audience to as well, but I think his assessment of Tolkien's Legendarium is flawed*. I say this explicitly:

Similarly, that entire second paragraph you posted is me attacking the concept of cherrypicking. I mention that, if you wanted, you could literalize the same kind of flair and exaggeration the Pokemon anime does to argue absurd things about Titans, and then also go on to mention that this is dumb and non-holistic. What did you think "this isn't really taken seriously (imo, correctly so!)" was getting at?
I don't really know how you read me saying "I feel like it never makes for a great discussion because, honestly, if you pick your episodes right you could argue any Pokemon to be any "tier" you wanted" and got "Josh wants people to keep doing this, more fervently, even" out of it.

Again, this is alot of words for Xcano to basically show he's being a major bitch again...
Pokemon is a show for kids, Kids' Shows however do not need to only pander to just kids or not teach them anything...

I have seen shows in the 90's created for kids touch some real hard subjects: Drug Use, Death of Pets and Family Members, Mortality, Your Purpose in Life, Guns, Racism, Hatred and the overall limitations of Humanity among many other things and they don't ever give you straight answers, they just tell you like it is.
Hilariously Pokemon, both the game, manga and anime, actually tackle some real dark shit plenty of times despite being "for kids" in the same fashion The Lord of The Rings is literally for kids, fucking imagine that? The ironic part is that The Kids Next Door is literally a show that tackles just as many themes for kids that actually reach pretty damn hard to adults too(Especially if the creator was able to do the GKND storyline he desperately wants to do) but it doesn't count despite it being made for kids?

Seriously, I feel XCano's entire point isn't that Pokemon needs to be like Family Guy, Pokemon needs to be like grossout shows like Mr. Pickles or every other shitty, overplayed Western "Adult Comedy" for him to "take it seriously"

 

[Masterblack06]

Ash Ketchum vs Attack On Titan

I may or may not write a more substantive post elaborating further on my point later (depending on if I can find the motivation), but I wanted to reply to this because this seems to not only be missing the point but also seems to indicate you're reading the exact opposite of what I said. I...

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Again, this is alot of words for Xcano to basically show he's being a major bitch again...
Pokemon is a show for kids, Kids' Shows however do not need to only pander to just kids or not teach them anything...

I have seen shows in the 90's created for kids touch some real hard subjects: Drug Use, Death of Pets and Family Members, Mortality, Your Purpose in Life, Guns, Racism, Hatred and the overall limitations of Humanity among many other things and they don't ever give you straight answers, they just tell you like it is.
Hilariously Pokemon, both the game, manga and anime, actually tackle some real dark shit plenty of times despite being "for kids" in the same fashion The Lord of The Rings is literally for kids, fucking imagine that? The ironic part is that The Kids Next Door is literally a show that tackles just as many themes for kids that actually reach pretty damn hard to adults too(Especially if the creator was able to do the GKND storyline he desperately wants to do) but it doesn't count despite it being made for kids?

Seriously, I feel XCano's entire point isn't that Pokemon needs to be like Family Guy, Pokemon needs to be like grossout shows like Mr. Pickles or every other shitty, overplayed Western "Adult Comedy" for him to "take it seriously"

the funniest part is

Ash is FUCKING 10 hes seen the world almost end numerous times now. hes seen niggas get yeeted from existence before. Why the fuck would Gore bother him at this point

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

the funniest part is

Ash is FUCKING 10 hes seen the world almost end numerous times now. hes seen niggas get yeeted from existence before. Why the fuck would Gore bother him at this point

Because apparently, Ash Ketchum has never seen blood before so he would freak out upon seeing it and become catatonic... somehow.
This is the same argument you can make for all Kid's Shows including Static Shock(Which literally have guns be used in its Seasons, Richie literally gets shot by one and people DIE but because we see no genuine blood, it somehow makes it redundant) and G.I. motherfucking Joe(The same series which goes into some truly fucked up shit even before Retribution but because we see no blood in RAH, apparently they would be traumatized too...).

It really is the most retarded argument you can make and considering his super retarded essay still has 7 people like his extremely retarded essay, you can tell most of these SB dudes are either intentionally being trolls or they are legit retarded and will upvote anything that follows their point.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

"Conceptual Abilities shouldn't work the way they should because it makes no sense physics wise"
Yeah sorry Chief, we literally see that happen with Gawain in not only ingame but even in the Animated Movies. Hilariously, considering how the Reality of the series works... yeah, it actually does work that way as advertised(Just like Chiron's does considering he can only use it at Night and in a Clear Sky(Though due to how FGO cutscenes work, it may have changed to being just once a day rather than once a night but again, VN limitations)

it's....a concept...it's not physical to begin with????

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

it's....a concept...it's not physical to begin with????

Tell that to SB who believes shit like that somehow doesn't make sense because "logic" even when that's the core concept of... well concepts. Nightless does exactly as it's advertised but yeah, it doesn't count because "we can't determine the scale of a conceptual ability" is just hilarious to me.

 

[Adamant soul]

RG Renji vs Shunsui

Round 1: Hakuda fight Round 2: Zanjutsu fight Round 3: Shikai vs Shikai ...........All of Shunsui games are available a second after the round 3 starts. Round 4: Bankai vs Bankai Knowledge: Renji has full knowledge of Shunsui's Shikai games and the 4 dan of his Bankai Win by death...

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Location: Miami , near the beaches full of bitches.

I mean AT LEAST it's not gang rape torture porn fanfiction, but still pretty fucking cringe.

 

[Masterblack06]

RG Renji vs Shunsui

Round 1: Hakuda fight Round 2: Zanjutsu fight Round 3: Shikai vs Shikai ...........All of Shunsui games are available a second after the round 3 starts. Round 4: Bankai vs Bankai Knowledge: Renji has full knowledge of Shunsui's Shikai games and the 4 dan of his Bankai Win by death...

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I mean AT LEAST it's not gang rape torture porn fanfiction, but still pretty fucking cringe.

when is this nigga not cringe. the man has admitted to drinking blood and watching niggas

 

[Masterblack06]

Kakine Teitoku(Toaru) vs Madara Uchiha(Naruto)

Both are in-character, and there is no knowledge or prep. The Location is the Final Valley, and the distance is 30 meters. Kakine is his Pre-Revival version, and Madara is the same version that fought the 5 Kage but doesn't have Edo Tensei regeneration. The Victory Conditions are Death, BFR, or...

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[NostalgiaFan]

How to Properly Execute a Plot Twist (will likely contain spoilers)

A plot twist is an essential part of telling a good story; catching the audience by surprise is a great way to add drama and increase tension, but being able to properly execute a plot twist is not an easy task; too often, a plot twist either is too easy to predict, such as the true identity of...

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He's back.

So because SOME non-writers are idiots and give bad criticism, that automatically invalidates criticism from anyone who isn't a writer, no matter how valid the criticism is?

Mider was always a dumbfuck known for his shit takes. He is the same moron that bitches about how no one can take OP seriously because it had a talking raindeer but would than defend the absolute garbage of Naruto's "talks of peace" which have to be by far the most obnoxious and braindead dialogue and writing in the series.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Mider was always a dumbfuck known for his shit takes. He is the same moron that bitches about how no one can take OP seriously because it had a talking raindeer but would than defend the absolute garbage of Naruto's "talks of peace" which have to be by far the most obnoxious and braindead dialogue and writing in the series.

Anyone who criticizes anything yet defends that bullshit needs to go take a leap off of their house.

 

[Adamant soul]

Mider was always a dumbfuck known for his shit takes.

Yeah I got that impression.

He is the same moron that bitches about how no one can take OP seriously because it had a talking raindeer

That talking Reindeer's teacher willingly drank the poison that Chopper risked life and limb to get for him, just so he would feel like he achieved something and then saw him go to the castle and shoot himself in an act of defiance to their tyrant King.

I fail to see how Chopper is a reason to take One Piece less seriously, given how serious his backstory is.

but would than defend the absolute garbage of Naruto's "talks of peace" which have to be by far the most obnoxious and braindead dialogue and writing in the series.

 

[Paxton]

Dude you (not you the person, you as in a theoretical collection of people in this discussion) need to be some order of bat shit to just ignore the prospect of a piece of supersonic metal packing the power of a punch (or worse, upwards of a full body charge or several times beyond it depending on caliber) compressed into the surface area of a pinhead whizzing your way.

And this is coming from someone that has lost an eye and continued going about his day as normal for the most part.

Something needs to be missing, no amount of training that isn't just flat out abuse or torture will achieve that

what happened

 

[Qinglong]

IIRC got sucker'd


Also Mider has always been a dumb banana