Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4: Outskirts Ningen Dome - Laughing edition

[Paxton]

The City(Project Moon) vs MHAverse

Rules: Both side have all their character at their prime In character No prep or knowledge Win conditions for MHA:Overthrown the Head Win conditions for The City:Kill every name character The City spawn in Africa(MHAverse) All faction work together

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@Masterblack06

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Darth Sidious [Starwars] VS Muzan [Demon slayer]

Do you mean the encounter with Mace Windu? We saw that fight happen in real time. Palpatine wasn't moving that fast.

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It's so funny how they use Double Standards like this because we also see every single fight in Demon Slayer at real time.
We see every fight in Inuyasha in real time and in movement despite Rumiko stating Inuyasha can jump an equivalent of 3 Mountains from one leap which would legit mean that Inuyasha and everyone at his level should be moving at absurd speeds.
But somehow, we can see Star Wars speeds(Even though it's explicitly done for convenience like every show ever) disqualifies it in comparison to Demon Slayer, which falls under the exact same problem.

 

[Paxton]

White Chlorination Syndrome and the Legion Vs. The City (Drakengard/Nier Vs. Project Moon)

I'm not that far into Limbus company, so my familiarity with certain singularities is admittedly a little lacking, but I must ask if there is a way for them to actually get rid of the Maso itself? As in the prompt, it spread over the entirety of the city, and as long as Maso from the Queen beast...

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@Masterblack06 looks like someone forgot about the concept incinerators

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

coping AND seething at its finest

One has to wonder, if Trigger truly doesn't care about the lore or consistancy of Cyberpunk...how come Inferno Cop and Space Patrol don't make a cameo?

 

[CrossTheHorizon]

One has to wonder, if Trigger truly doesn't care about the lore or consistancy of Cyberpunk...how come Inferno Cop and Space Patrol don't make a cameo?

Because they wouldn't get a bad end if Inferno Cop showed up and pushed Smashers shit in

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Because they wouldn't get a bad end if Inferno Cop showed up and pushed Smashers shit in

Smasher, Saburo and Arasaka get exploded to death in the first 5 minutes and the next 3 hours is all end credits. The world is not ready for such a masterpiece.

 

[Masterblack06]

10 Groundbreaking Anime Series That Aged Poorly

From Sailor Moon to Astro Boy, even the most popular and innovative anime series haven't aged well.

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Get the fuck outta heee

 

[Adamant soul]

10 Groundbreaking Anime Series That Aged Poorly

From Sailor Moon to Astro Boy, even the most popular and innovative anime series haven't aged well.

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Get the fuck outta heee

"Modern kids' anime has far more complex stories than older ones."

MY FUCKING ASS THEY DO! Anytime a modern anime TRIES to be mature, it's always the most immature edgy bullshit the author can think of, while sucking all the fun out of watching or reading it.

Older Anime were able to tell legitimately mature stories, without having to talk down to down to the viewer. See basically any Digimon series and try to say that nonsense again with a straight face.

 

[Adamant soul]

Barehanded Shinigami Aizen vs Bug Tosen

No sword, no KS, just kido and fists for Aizen Unrestricted Tosen

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OF COURSE these idiots actually think Tosen takes this, 'cause it's not like Aizen's physical strength is so high that when he swung a sword, he ended up doing more damage to Koma's Bankai without even directly touching it, than Tosen's strongest attack did.

Taking the sword away doesn't take his physical strength away. There is NO scenario where Tosen beats Aizen, period!

 

[Masterblack06]

Hisoka, Feitan, Illumi (HxH) vs Gyomei, Tengen, Giyu (Demon Slayer)

Phantom Troupe members Feitan, Hisoka, and Illumi take on the Hashira team of Gyōmei, Tengen, Giyū. Death or KO. Battle in German like forest setting. No knowledge starting off. Start 20 feet apart. Anime and Manga. Just to squash the possible circular arguments, Breathing techniques and...

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[Stocking Anarchy]

Yes. The fast moving, agile, very well designed Y-Wing which can cover the length of a mile long Star Destroyer in seconds to drop a load.

Against a slow moving, very easy to hit, very stupidly designed ship that can't drop a load without blowing itself up if it's not destroyed by accident.

These two are totally comparable.

 

[Adamant soul]

Yes. The fast moving, agile, very well designed Y-Wing which can cover the length of a mile long Star Destroyer in seconds to drop a load.

Against a slow moving, very easy to hit, very stupidly designed ship that can't drop a load without blowing itself up if it's not destroyed by accident.

These two are totally comparable.

The sheer amount of straws they have to grasp at to even pretend this shit is okay is baffling.

The Resistance (which shouldn't be a Resistance in the fucking first place, it should just be The New Republic with far more resources than The First Order but fuck common sense), replacing the classic Star Wars bomber with an objectively worse model in every way totally makes sense.

And no, I don't give a fuck that the Director is a World War 2 fanboy, there's a reason WE in our modern age don't even use Bombers like that anymore, never mind a far more techologically advanced Star wars army.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

The sheer amount of straws they have to grasp at to even pretend this shit is okay is baffling.

The Resistance (which shouldn't be a Resistance in the fucking first place, it should just be The New Republic with far more resources than The First Order but fuck common sense), replacing the classic Star Wars bomber with an objectively worse model in every way totally makes sense.

And no, I don't give a fuck that the Director is a World War 2 fanboy, there's a reason WE in our modern age don't even use Bombers like that anymore, never mind a far more techologically advanced Star wars army.

"In this age of supersonic fighter jets we need to bring back zeppelins."

 

[Adamant soul]

"In this age of supersonic fighter jets we need to bring back zeppelins."

Yeah and while we're at it, why not just bring back Catapults as artillery, why the fuck not?

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Cosmic Fear Garou (OPM) vs U-Olga Marie (FGO)

What they're saying is this blanket "X>Y" doesn't help

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What they're saying is this blanket "X>Y" doesn't help

this blanket "X>Y" doesn't help

"X>Y" doesn't help

This is literally said for the wrong series considering how many fuckers are dry humping the shit out of Demon Slayer in SB right now using absolutely retarded usage of ABC and XYZ Logic.

EDIT: Everything else about the thread is the typical "Fate character isn't faster than X because I said so" when Garou's best feats wouldn't scratch U-Olga and she can just use either her Super Authority and make herself so fast, Garou's speed would be irrelevant... or just create a Massive Black Hole where she is and Garou can't do shit.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

*sigh* I honestly stopped trying to comment on the same topic almost immediately afterwards(usually giving it a few hours or even a day depending on how fast the topic goes)... but I honestly have to because this is just too stupid to ignore:

Cosmic Fear Garou (OPM) vs U-Olga Marie (FGO)

Wodime in Lostbelt 5 would beat LB6 U-Olga silly given he's demonstrably more competent with his capabilities than U-Olga has ever shown to be. Because of this, I'm inclined to give Cosmic Garou the win simply because he actually knows how to fight.

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Wodime in Lostbelt 5 would beat LB6 U-Olga silly given he's demonstrably more competent with his capabilities than U-Olga has ever shown to be.

It's obvious this dude never played or even watched FGO considering the game literally tells us Wodime's best attack while buffed with the ridiculous Sirius Light... didn't even scratch her. She ran on her own accord because she believed everyone would fold just seeing her.

U-Olga in LB6 is grossly downgraded and less competent than previously.

She wasn't even in LB6, you fucking mong! You mean Lostbelt 7?! Where she lost her Heart following being knocked out by Kukulkan(ORT's Heart) and Tezca removing it from her chest during that point? Yeah, such "lost competency" being knocked out by a being on par with her and getting ganked while she was unconscious.

Doesn't matter. She's the one we have the ability to actually analyze with full context of her actions and demonstrated capabilities.

So... being able to move "faster than time"(This is some Flash shit) is suddenly not a big deal anymore?

 

[Astaro]

 

[Cryso Agori]

SB is so boring nowadays

Its just the same arguments and series being regurgitated over and over

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

SB is so boring nowadays

Its just the same arguments and series being regurgitated over and over

Atleast the KnY threads are hilarious in terms of how much they will destroy their own "elitist mindset" to let such a weak series be suddenly one of the top dogs

Every other thread though absolutely feels like it's from people who came from Reddit/Death Battle or somewhere else miffed as fuck that a series they don't like is far stronger than they give credit for, knows SB's "Reputation" and join there for the ultimate dick sucking.

I mean let's be real: No one else but Spacebattles(In VS. Forum circles anyway) believes Star Wars is some weak as shit Universe that can't react to bullets because "Blaster Bolts can easily be seen) and they can barely handle anything. Only the retards who believed the OT is the true face of Star Wars and hang onto it's continuity like dumbasses believe that.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

10 Groundbreaking Anime Series That Aged Poorly

From Sailor Moon to Astro Boy, even the most popular and innovative anime series haven't aged well.

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Get the fuck outta heee

sailor moon aged just fine
huge amount of filler but in the anime, which is way fucking different from the manga, you’re largely watching for character interactions rather than main plot which usually only pops up sparingly