Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Xhominid The Apex]

Bleach brainrot is just as bad as JJK rn

Battledome - FKT Aizen vs FKT Yamamoto

VS Restrictions: Plot and Hogyoku.

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Apparently Aizen beats Yama because Kyoka Suigetsu even though.

-Aizen not only admitted inferiority to Yama, but even created a suicidebomber to weaken him before Aizen actually stepped in.

Also somehow KS is gonna damage Yama, lol. KS means nothing, no matter how many illusions he spams, the moment Aizen goes to attack Yama will feel the reiatsu and just grab Aizen's sword and burn the shit outta him.

It's funny because it was heavily implied Yamamoto can kill FKT Aizen with his bare hands making it even more ridiculous...

 

[Masterblack06]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sukuna-and-mohogra-vs-gilgamesh.1160053/

Lol
Lmao even

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sukuna-and-mohogra-vs-gilgamesh.1160053/

Lol
Lmao even

Seriously, I can name a good number of Nasuverse characters and not even needing to go into the stronger ones, that can body the shit out of Sukuna and Mahoraga.
Gilgamesh wouldn't need anything but his bare hands to casually rip them apart.

EDIT: "How can he deal with Domain Expansion?" Gilgamesh either literally punches it away or flexes his absurd magical energy and destroys it...

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/emiya-and-cu-f-sn-vs-byakuya-and-sui-feng-bleach.1159918/

EMIYA and Cu limited to feats from F/SN routes
Byakuya and Sui-Feng limited to feats from the Soul Society arc

EMIYA has a poor matchup against a Byakuya bankai, and fast opponents like sui feng isn't his cup of tea either…

To much for Cu to shoulder on his back BUT this is bleach we are talking about, characters don't like going all out unless the situation absolutely calls for it, so either of the bleach team has a good shot at dying to Cu since if you are not aware of what his NP does you kinda just die on spot

The Shinigami casually blitz and one shot the Servants.

Irrelevant, Soifon in character starts with blitz + two-hit kill.

Bro, these opinions are such ass

To actually believe that Byakuya's Bankai can beat EMIYA in any fashion is the most unbelievable shit I have ever heard. EMIYA actually hard counters the shit out of Byakuya's Bankai and so does Cu for that matter as he would blitz Byakuya even worse than Ichigo did and unlike Ichigo, he would kill his ass.

Sui-Feng is wanked to shit of course while they pretend SS Arc Byakuya and Sui-Feng has speed feats they literally do not have in any capacity whatsoever.

"Servants only got Mach 10 speed for SB"
"Cool what's Bleach's speed in the Soul Society Arc"
... EXACTLY

 

[Paxton]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sukuna-and-mohogra-vs-gilgamesh.1160053/

Lol
Lmao even

mohogra??

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Like let's actually put this into brass tacks for feats in the Soul Society for Byakuya and Sui-Feng and let's not try and sugarcoat this shit like a bunch of jackasses:

Byakuya has shown some pretty decent damage soak against Ichigo's Hollow form... but nothing shows him scaling past Caladbolg II in any measure unless you want to push his Soren Sokatsui WELL past it's level in strength(Which SB is guilty of doing with their ridiculous levels of scaling). Sui-Feng is even worse because she technically has no feats worth a damn outside of being able to fuck around with a rusty as shit Yourichi(So rusty Byakuya nearly killed her) and ultimately still lost in terms of having her Shunko be completely dismantled by a RUSTY Yourichi.

When in the fuck are Cu and EMIYA having any problems with these two even for Spacebattles? I can see them trying this shit with FKT Arc Byakuya and Sui-Feng or especially the Final Arc Byakuya and Sui-Feng but goddamn, they really do love pretending F/SN is just some weak as shit series to really continue the retarded narrative that "Kinoko Nasu is a consistent low end author".

 

[Masterblack06]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-shrike-hyperion-cantos-vs-raditz-dbz.1159981/

siting inside a star isn't that impressive

:Wut

 

[Paxton]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-shrike-hyperion-cantos-vs-raditz-dbz.1159981/

:Wut

Town level.

 

[Masterblack06]

Town level.

Why is it niggas forget other shit happens to things in the sun besides UNGA BUNGA

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-shrike-hyperion-cantos-vs-raditz-dbz.1159981/

:Wut

I have seen them act as if Solar Flares aren't that hot(Inside a flare, the temperature typically reaches 10 or 20 million degrees Kelvin, and can be as high as 100 million degrees Kelvin) and getting shot by a .50 Caliber Round would punch a clean small hole through someone(rather than do what we see in John Rambo).

aka

Why is it niggas forget other shit happens to things in the sun besides UNGA BUNGA

Spacebattles is genuinely retarded when it actually comes to understand the Laws of Physics, Conservation, Mass, etc, etc. as well as not knowing shit about how shit like Stars work... like dealing with the fucking GRAVITY a Star emits and has to emit to keep everything in place even before you deal with the insane heat, radiation and otherwise.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

SB will argue that a feat doesn't matter/never happened/is invalid because HARD SCIENCE one moment, then turn around and try and claim that basic cause and effect doesn't matter the next. It is painfully obvious that they don't actually give two fucks about science.

 

[shiny]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/soul-society-bleach-runs-the-fate-grand-order-gauntlet.1159963/?post=100963708#post-100963708

 

[Masterblack06]

I have seen them act as if Solar Flares aren't that hot(Inside a flare, the temperature typically reaches 10 or 20 million degrees Kelvin, and can be as high as 100 million degrees Kelvin) and getting shot by a .50 Caliber Round would punch a clean small hole through someone(rather than do what we see in John Rambo).

aka



Spacebattles is genuinely retarded when it actually comes to understand the Laws of Physics, Conservation, Mass, etc, etc. as well as not knowing shit about how shit like Stars work... like dealing with the fucking GRAVITY a Star emits and has to emit to keep everything in place even before you deal with the insane heat, radiation and otherwise.

Asked the ai to do some quick math

A human standing 6'3" and weighing 300 lbs has an estimated body surface area of approximately 2.61 square meters. To avoid increasing their temperature by one Kelvin per second while in the Sun's core, they would need to resist or dissipate about 0.00161 tons of TNT worth of energy per second.

Consequently, a person weighing 136 kg would experience a force of approximately 932,281 Newtons due to this acceleration.

A person with a body surface area of about 2.61 square meters, such as a 6'3" individual weighing 300 lbs, would experience a total radiation exposure of approximately 26,511 joules per second while in the core of the Sun

 

[King of time]

. Bleach Stan has always been a clown

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

SB will argue that a feat doesn't matter/never happened/is invalid because HARD SCIENCE one moment, then turn around and try and claim that basic cause and effect doesn't matter the next. It is painfully obvious that they don't actually give two fucks about science.

It's utterly hilarious for all of their talk about it and going around it, they cannot fathom the fact that being an Asteroid falling onto the Earth isn't the main problem at all but the speed, heat and energy that comes with it(There is a damn good reason why breaking an Asteroid apart does NOTHING to stop the cataclysmic damage that would occur if one was to strike Earth and why Scientists and Nations would instead try and use Nuclear Bombs to divert it's course).

They can't even fathom it for why EMIYA is so deadly as they utterly refuse to see that the energy in his attacks that's enough to turn a cemetery into Hell on Earth means he's actually capable of going well beyond his weight but again, they refuse to take energy, speed or mass into account. Don't even get me started on tensile strength and how they adamantly do not understand how Tanjirou is no match for anyone in MG:R, let alone Raiden.

If they're allowed the same allies that Gudao had most of these don't seem that impossible (beyond how difficult they were in the first place). That's just asking if the entirety of Soul Society is at least as helpful as Mash and Gudao's shadow servants, which are kind of nebulous in strength. The main issue would be not having the Black Barrel later on I guess.

Man, Soul Society ain't doing shit outside of Yamamoto hard carrying... until Camelot/Jerusalem where they are completely fucked...
Lost Agent Arc would PROBABLY be the only time they wouldn't get bodied instantly... but they are still gonna be screwed against Phenex, Moriarty with his plan completed and Abigail going full Yog Sothoth on folks. They also have no way past the Heroic Spirit Swordmasters either nor any way to deal with a Reality Marble from Avenger Amakusa.

TYBW loses to Ivan The Terrible, they have no means of dealing with any of the Lostbelts, no matter what the Bleach fanboys argue otherwise.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

@Masterblack06 bruh https://vsbattles.com/threads/the-death-of-scp.167378/

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sukuna-and-mohogra-vs-gilgamesh.1160053/?post=100988431#post-100988431

In-character it's just a coinflip on whether Gil uses the tools he has or not really.

Siriel... shut the fuck up... Gilgamesh used GoB on Zayd the Based in F/Z, he showed off Ea to Shirou in UBW just to flaunt. I'm not surprised if he's one of the fuckers who has the F/SN Reddit believing that Gilgamesh "Is the King of Jobbers" because niggas got lobotomized by JJK memes...

It's a fucking meme that Gilgamesh will treat dudes weaker than him like Shirou because that's not remotely how or why that happened(And it makes no sense because the UBW Route had him try and KILL SHIROU and EMIYA precisely because he knew they was threats due to being able to copy and counter his shit).

 

[shiny]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/emiya-and-cu-f-sn-vs-byakuya-and-sui-feng-bleach.1159918/page-2?post=100989904#post-100989904

Now people are discussing whether Emiya can copy Zanpakuto...

The ironic thing is that if you follow mythology, the emiya has at least one sword with a soul inside.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/emiya-and-cu-f-sn-vs-byakuya-and-sui-feng-bleach.1159918/page-2?post=100989904#post-100989904

Now people are discussing whether Emiya can copy Zanpakuto...

The ironic thing is that if you follow mythology, the emiya has at least one sword with a soul inside.

I don't believe he can copy a Zanpaktou(I can be absolutely wrong in this considering the Quincy Medallions can steal a Zanpaktou Spirit but not the Shikai itself) but honestly? He doesn't need to.
Soul Society Arc Byakuya and Sui-Feng are... shit despite how much people want to wank them.

Bleach Calcs: CT123 Edition

Because procrastination, illness, and this hobby go hand in hand. Hell if I know who did what of these or if they've been done at all. I've just got the pretty HD color/Viz scans, so that's different. Without further adieu? Tessai = 1808 pixels Tessai Head = 211 pixels Tessai Head/Tessai...

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Pre-Sokokyu Hill
Soul Society Arc Byakuya Kuchiki's Senbonzakura Kageyoshi Yield = 1.409 kilotons

Bleachtards will then say "Well that's NOTHING compared to the clash Ichigo and Zaraki did and one was in Shikai and the other wasn't!" and yeah no, it's actually barely stronger:

Shikai Ichigo Kurosaki and Kenpachi Zaraki's Final Clash Yield = 1.459 kilotons

If we go to the feats on the Hill itself:

Soul Society Arc Byakuya's Senbonzakura Kageyoshi Yield = 52.767 tons

(https://onelastforum.com/ubs/bleach-feats-agent-of-the-shinigami-soul-society-collection.298/ easier to access link from this site on the Substitute to the Soul Society Arc)
Basically, Byakuya's best feat in the Soul Society Arc was how bad he demolished Renji, not his feat against Ichigo.

Here's where the real problem is though:

Fate/Stay Night Feat - Caladbolg II Power and Speed

The Feats Let's actually evaluate this *shrugs* Hollow Ataraxia Distance = 574 pixels Bridge to Harbor = 473 pixels EMIYA Distance From Graveyard = 433 pixels Ground Zero Crater = 420 pixels Distance to Mt Enzo from River = 1182 pixels...

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Caladbolg II Yield = 1.844 megatons

No FGO amps, only F/SN feats, Caladbolg II hilariously shits on any SS Arc feat by leaps and bounds and so should Cu's Gae Bolg Throw again by the very same metric.

This shouldn't even be in the cards, it only is because Spacebattles can't calc, won't use actual science and just want what they want to win, damn the reason or logic.

 

[Paxton]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-union-undead-unluck-vs-academy-city-toaru.1160140/

Interesting..