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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever


One of these things is not like the others, one of these things stomp the shit out of everyone...
And hint, it's not Makima.


The fact these dudes genuinely believe Madara would die to Malevolent Shrine because "He's in Base Form" and he can't see Dismantle coming(Which is bullshit) is some of the most retarded takes I've seen in awhile.
Sukuna shouldn't be standing a chance against Zabuza due to the Edo gains and even if that's the case, he's not surpassing Orochimaru either.
 

Genkidama: Whis like the rest of the flying bricks in the verse has no way to kill yhwach permanetly. Wins via almighty+schrifts

Genkidama: No I don't believe he can, why? well besides having absolutely no evidence besides your fan theory crafting, it's because Whis is a angel. Angel create things and do generally nice things like revive people. Destroyers funnily enough destroy things and are generally bad. Hell the new dynamic between goku and vegeta now is goku using his training from whis and following Ultra instinct and vegeta following Beerus' training and using Ultra ego (stupid name). There is obviously a big difference between the two.

Zensum: Yhwach solos this flying brick mid diff

^ Imagine being retarded enough to argue Whis doesn’t scale to Beerus in a series where powerscaling couldn’t be more straightforward

Only Genkidama is his dupe / fellow Belch dickrider zensum



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Zensum and LordAizenSama aren't the same guy if that's what you're saying (I'd know, I've talked to both on Discord).

And Zeal's just trolling.
 
Yeah that's basically it
Yep.

Sometimes for a lot of certain moderately overpowered characters, I hate it when people assume that characters like Herald are always universal-level on average or at base by default just because of the moments where their peak scaling has them at universal, even objectively.
 


The fact there is even one person let alone more than three people unironically arguing or coping for Kratos here.

Or even think pitting Kratos vs the Christian God is somehow even debatable or even a good idea of a thread to begin with...

Which to be frank, makes me suddenly lose every atom of my faith and respect in the human race.
 
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Tamriel uses siege weapons and has doods with swords so all of their feats are invalid

The siege engines in question;
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Mazgar heard the distant shock as the front lines met a few seconds after it actually happened, and for a while that was the last time she watched the ground battle—because the air war had begun. Half of the legion suddenly left the ground, along with the wagons, and flew toward the city.
“Oh, yeah!” Brennus whooped, so loudly it startled her almost as much as watching an army fly.
 
The siege engines in question;
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Are there even any Battlemages among the Stormcloaks besides optionally the Dragonborn?

Given these are hardcore and traditional Thalmor-hating Nords who probably double down on the common Nord tradition of hating magic and anything else that reminds them of elves and preferring weapons and armor for combat
 
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@King of 🌽 You went back to an over year-old post of mine to put an optimistic, on a post I am literally factually correct about because I was explaining the nature of Ainz magical lobotomy and the nightmare death world he hails from. There is an entire fucking booklet about the nightmare world of 2138 written and released by the author. Ainz mentions at several points the horrendous conditions he lived in within the novels themselves. Ainz also notes how his mind has become inhuman as well as his body in the first chapter of the first book.

What is your problem? What don't you believe when I mention something about overlord? What it is you want further information on. I give direct quotes and statements from the novel so what the fuck is your issue little man. Do you want direct links to the novels themselves to fact check me because I can provide them. Do you just have special needs or is your grasp of English so poor you literally can't understand basic information?
 
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Are there even any m Battlemages among the Stormcloaks besides optionally the Dragonborn?

Given these are hardcore and traditional Thalmor-hating Nords who probably double down on the common Nord tradition of hating magic and preferring weapons and armor for combat
The closest I can think of (outside a Dovahkiin with a mage build who sides with the Stormcloaks) is Wuunferth, who although isn't exactly a battle mage, is 'immensly powerful' and Ulfric respects him, and considers him possibly being useful in the Civil War.
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A Stormcloak sidequest in the Skyrim boardgame has you casting an illusion spell on a fellow Stormcloak to calm him down.
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Also, it's not exactly battlemages, but there's an alchemy lab in every single Stormcloak camp, with which they can make potions to not only heal, but enhance durability, resist magic, increase strength & speed and so on.

Ulfric may also reward you with a random enchanted item.

On a general note, enchanted equipment is popular in Skyrim despite the general mistrust of arcane magic & mages.
Sergius Turrianus: The local Nords may not like us very much, but they don't seem to mind having access to enchanted weapons and armor.
Also, even non-enchanted common weapons are more powerful than IRL equivilents, with bandit chieftans and generic falmer being able to stab through stone (even in a non-fatal situation).
 
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