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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

WHAT? What's against the rules?
You mean shit like burden of proof or something?

Considering that they basically struck out a majority of the bare minimum of VS. debate logic, they can easily ignore Burden of Proof despite still having a rule for it.

Well yeah I know that, the Aizen and the Cleaner shit is just particularly stupid.

Of course, it's why I just look and then laugh because it's all just so damn stupid. It's not even worthy enough anymore to go indepth.

i think they randomly decided to reject Attack Potency i think it was

it got in the way of spewing random bullshit so it had to go

It's not even that...


Spacebattles does not have any official tiering system. Stating something is "mountain/city/whatever-level" should be explained on their meaning in concrete terms.
We do not use Attack Potency, Destructive Capacity, Piercing Damage, or any other versus specific terminology/scaling argument from any other battleboard.
Don't use calculations from other sites unless they follow this format: 1) provide the full/partial calculation, 2) source the calculation with a hyperlink, and 3) explain why this calculation supports your argument. If you provide an off-site calculation, you are still expected to be able to explain and defend it in both whole and part, as if you've made the calculation yourself. The same applies to "Respect Threads" of other sites.

Fucking imagine throwing away whole ass decades of VS. debate lingo built from it because you can't handle shit like Piercing Damage, DC and Scaling...


Wow, that's a whole lot of words to go "Hey, Manaka is on the same boat as Void Shiki and she can't do even half of the shit they say Void can do... so why is Void given Outerversal nonsense while Manaka doesn't?"
Seriously again, Manaka's existence completely destroys the Void Shiki wank and it's why Nasu has never stated since that Void Shiki is the strongest being or anything.
 
if comic characters are planet level why dont they just destroy the planet and kill everyone???

checkmate
It's almost like they can (and indeed many of them are directly stated to) control the output of their attacks and that many of them don't want to destroy the planet.

Or something like that. :maybe
 
It's not even that...

https://forums.spacebattles.com/thr...-rules-announcement-thread-june-2024.1167138/

Fucking imagine throwing away whole ass decades of VS. debate lingo built from it because you can't handle shit like Piercing Damage, DC and Scaling...
what in the god damn

It's almost like they can (and indeed many of them are directly stated to) control the output of their attacks and that many of them don't want to destroy the planet.

Or something like that. :maybe
no if they dont kill everyone and obliterate everything it doesnt count
 
what in the god damn

Oh no, other parts of their rules is just as fucking stupid, even the simple Burden of Proof rule is needlessly complicated for no reason at all(EDIT: THERE IS NO BURDEN OF PROOF RULE ANYMORE LMFAO!!!):

6) Vs. Debating Standards. Versus Debates have stricter debating standards than the other Fiction Discussion sub-forums:

  1. Use internally consistent, coherent reasoning to argue your position.
  2. If you make a claim, then you must provide the full evidence when requested. This means not just the evidence itself, but its source (where is it from?) and the full context (why does this support your argument?). Once asked for evidence, you are expected to provide that evidence within your next four posts in the same thread.
  3. You are expected to have a basic understanding of scientific principles, logic, and their application.
  4. Claims that butcher science may be considered bad faith. Ignorance is understandable, but admit when you don't know something.
"Stricter Standards"
Niggas can literally make shit up and take shit out of context as long as it's what others want to hear.
"Provide the Full Evidence"
Get denied based on fucking nothing
"You are expected to have a basic understanding of scientific principles, logic and application"
NONE OF THIS IS EVER USED IN VS. DEBATING IN SPACEBATTLES!

9) All parties should be assumed to have access to their setting-dependent magic, technology, metaphysics, etc. Both their magic and technology work as they are shown to within their canon, but they do not gain new properties based off the opposing canon. Neither's canon overrides the other. While their abilities will work you need to prove they're effective to the same degree.

Do not cite this rule to claim equivalency without an independent argument for why (ex. "Magic A is equal to Magic B because of Rule 9.") The only way to assume equivalency is either through staff intervention or through thread creator fiat. Thread creators are expected to manage these kind of metaphysical interaction questions.

Until it's something like Kiritsugu's Origin Bullet, then it will never follow that rule as it "requires Magical Circuits" despite the fact it explicitly DOESN'T but Genjutsu and things that require a Chakra System or other things of that nature? Perfectly okay.
 
It's not even that...




Fucking imagine throwing away whole ass decades of VS. debate lingo built from it because you can't handle shit like Piercing Damage, DC and Scaling...
What mountain level/city level etc are is fairly self-explanatory and shouldn't really require any additional explanation. It simply means a character can destroy a city, mountain, country etc.

Unless they mean how big of one or weather they do it with any attack or a specific one but let's face facts, I'm thinking about this way harder than they are.

They just don't want to deal with series they don't like being a lot stronger than they think they are.
IE Stronger than the series they DO like. :mjpls
 
What mountain level/city level etc are is fairly self-explanatory and shouldn't really require any additional explanation. It simply means a character can destroy a city, mountain, country etc.

Unless they mean how big of one or weather they do it with any attack or a specific one but let's face facts, I'm thinking about this way harder than they are.

They just don't want to deal with series they don't like being a lot stronger than they think they are.
IE Stronger than the series they DO like.

That's what make part of that rule retarded but straight up deciding "We can't do DC, Potency, Scaling, etc. anymore because people are too stupid" is some absolute galaxy brain bullshit.
The funny part is they think people outside of Spacebattles is mad about this but I can guarantee they are just further laughing at how inept the forum really is to not have laughed this shit out the room entirely.

Again not even FanVerse has done anything of this calibur despite people trying.
 
why do they even have a vs debate section atp

For a long time, they DIDN'T.
Spacebattles only created their VS. Forum recently and considering they was otherwise a Creative Writing/Sci-Fi Forum, it's pretty fucking obvious why their VS. section was always the pits and got so much worse since to the point it's now a well known laughing stock that only the stupid still stay in.
 
In fact, SpaceBattles originally started in the late 90s as a forum for comparing and discussing major sci-fi works like Star Wars and Star Trek alongside its sister forum at the time stardestroyer.net

Both were your go-to forums for online nerd debates of who would win when it came to sci-fi franchises
 
I mean, that's not defeating my point considering that's primarily what it was in terms of just debating Sci-Fi series and little else.
The problem was when it became a general VS. Forum which was recent while still keeping those same standards for Sci-Fi series to everything else.
 
It became the general Vs Forum it is today in 2001 when it made Vs Debates its own section just for that
 
they definitely had an active vs forum when i joined the obd by 2012, because regulars were already shitting on it even way back then lol
Pretty much.

For as long as I could remember, one of the oldest beefs between OBD and Spacebattles was Star Wars vs Star Trek

OBD generally reps Star Wars, while if you were on Spacebattles, they’d argue in favor of Star Trek for pretty much anything
 
The only difference you can say between now and back then for SB’s vs debate environment besides terrible mods that now run the forum is just a reflection of today’s interests:

Interest today has moved away from topics like debating between factions, military, and sci-fi, and more towards anime / manga and comic book superheroes
 
That didn’t actually start with us

That began because SDD.net blasted SB over the OT’s Alderaan destruction

the obd got dragged in afterward because they didn’t stop being blasted and kept pushing subsonic wall level SW
 
Interest today has moved away from topics like debating between factions, military, and sci-fi, and more towards anime / manga and comic book superheroes
i actually do like factions and sci-fi stuff, maybe cause i like to try my hand at worldbuilding/lore writing in my free time
but yeah that isnt most of whats debated nowadays
but with how SBers act i cannot see any way it would ever have even been fun to discuss even back then
 
i actually do like factions and sci-fi stuff, maybe cause i like to try my hand at worldbuilding/lore writing in my free time
but yeah that isnt most of whats debated nowadays
but with how SBers act i cannot see any way it would ever have even been fun to discuss even back then
What’s keeping you from posting some Vs Threads?

:maybe

That didn’t actually start with us

That began because SDD.net blasted SB over the OT’s Alderaan destruction

the obd got dragged in afterward because they didn’t stop being blasted and kept pushing subsonic wall level SW
Before Goku vs Superman, there was this

:hestonpls
 
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