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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever


 
Sounds like an Iceman knocking out Oblivion situation to me

or w/e that shit was

Xavier and Magneto have consistently contested cosmic level threats multiple times in the X-Men. The Phoenix is the most prominent but Omega-level mutants have some the most blatant reality warping nonsense in Marvel, and Xavier and Magento have contested them multiple times.
 

There's also that bullshit with The Shadow King, especially with the recent retcon they did to the being:


Charles Xavier kicked his ass to the point X-Men Legends has it as a specific boss you NEED Charles Xavier to kick his ass despite Jean Grey being playable and with him.
 
Stan Lee once more proving his point that scaling in Marvel is pointless when they make the characters as weak or strong as necessary for the story and for who’s needed to win. Mags best feats are messing with magnetic fields of other planets and hell, stopping that giant Earth destroying bullet nearly killed him. Arguing he’s anything more is pure wank

Apocalypse killed the usual wet noodle level Celestials.
 
Also arguing mags is superior to Thor in power is laughable especially when Thor goes full throttle
 
Sounds like an Iceman knocking out Oblivion situation to me

or w/e that shit was
Bruh. The Phoenix is a multiversal entity dude. It was even able to go against Wanda in House of M where Wanda erased mutants out of existence but the Phoenix kept bringing them back.
 
Bruh. The Phoenix is a multiversal entity dude. It was even able to go against Wanda in House of M where Wanda erased mutants out of existence but the Phoenix kept bringing them back.
ok and?

I'm saying it sounds like nonsense and I'm almost certain there's context being ignored

He didn't even bother to MENTION any of his sources for what he's saying (although I know Magneto already has atomic-scale precision and can perform astral projection, at least).




I would at least preface such a message by saying "if you guys need citations I got them".
Lazy ass motherfucker didn't even do that, which makes what he's saying sound incredibly suspect.
 
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...He does...
He genuinely does.
When and where?

Like, actual comic issue/panel where this is stated and/or a panel where Magneto actually mind controls someone like Charles.

Because from what I remember, his telepathy is vestigial at best.
 
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