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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever


I don't even know who and what this thread is addressed to but:
round 2 is the same except nagato hits mahoraga with everything he knows for it to adapt to.
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Again, do people not know Mahoraga cannot adapt to multiple things consecutively at once right?

Here comes Starsight into this thread and it just gets even more ridiculous now :heston

Of course bait thread is bait but goddamn, Nidhogg must be really peeved that people disagreed that Sukuna can defeat Gilgamesh with no weapons based on the shittiest evidence possible... because he did NOT structure this gauntlet at all properly:
R1: Ihwa (Hero Killer)
R2: Victoria (Hero Killer)
R3: Steel Witch (Hero Killer)
R4: Ichigo (Bleach)
R5: Aizen (Bleach)
R6: Kurumi (Date a Live)
R7: Mydei (HSR)
R8: Kanzaki (Toaru no Index)
R9: Knight Leader (Toaru no Index)
R10: Welt (HI3/HSR)
R11: Raiden Shogun (Genshin Impact)
R12: HoO Mei (HI3)
R13: Full power adult Sasuke (Naurto/Boruto)
R14: Full power adult Naruto (Naruto/Boruto)
R15 Yhwach (Bleach)
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You have quite a few characters that are weaker than others above them with no real proof or even a basic understanding of which versions of the characters they are(Welt Yang/Joachim Nokianvirtanen is literally weaker in Star Rail to a degree than he is in HI3 meanwhile WHICH version of Ichigo and Aizen is this? Same with Yhwach, "Full Power Adult Sasuke and Naruto" by proxy(Since Full Power is a misnomer unless you explicitly mean at their absolute zenith? Or post losing their best powers?)
I don't even know what Hero Killer is, To Aru is... and I otherwise don't care for the thread as it's obvious it's bait and Nidhogg wanting to vent.
 
pucxa said:

This thread has had 15 pages of speed debates they are just talking in circles using flawed logic to downplay Naruto which is dumb but let’s ignore the speed part the Kage just tears them apart with no problem.
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It's not even just speed feats, a massively ridiculous hodge podge of downplaying the Kages, people pointing out how absurd it is with 5th Gate Lee exists and fully believes that's needed to match Neji and Neji got speedblitzed by people categorically weaker than the Kage after his battle with Hinata or acting like Naruto characters are squishy because "loltheycanbestabbedbykunai" but then ignore that Naruto took a Flame Jutsu by Sasuke in Part 1 that liquified rock and was unharmed outside of being surprised Sasuke was going all in with trying to murder him, the fact that Iruka took a Fuuma Shuriken to the SPINE and was still active and Tsunade got sliced apart by a weapon strong enough to cut DIAMOND(Orochimaru's Kusanagi) and was very relatively intact despite being out of practice for over a decade.

SB really is "mainstream flavor of the month" of a forum because they do this sort of thing everytime when it becomes convenient.
 

Ay is an okayish brick in a world where bricks are rare. He's strong, but is overshadowed by people like Tsunade and Sakura and only keeps up because of his speed. He doesn't bring anything to the table that isn't some form of chopping and smashing.

Demiurge is one of the top dogs in a world where bricks can smack around boss summon sized creatures like ping pong balls, and he's got damage negation, limb regrowing regeneration, entire armies worth of summons and oodles of esoteric magic on top of it, not the least of which is just straight up mind control by speaking.

This isn't a fight.
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The only thing in this post that is even remotely true... because A tears Demiurge and the entirety of Nazarick new assholes
:heston :risigif:maury


Train tickets aren't a realistic option.

As soon as she starts causing carnage the wizards will just share her picture with muggles and you'll start getting her picture blasted across TV and newspapers as a roaming mass murderer. She's got maybe weeks before this happens, long before she'd be anywhere close to complete.
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Wizarding World Wizards that can't even dress themselves correctly to look like humans, don't know how airplanes work and don't even know the reason why rubber duckies exist... can do all of this and not look absolutely insane to any Muggle nor completely expose the Wizarding World in the process like what happened with Peter Pettigrew? What fucking series is this? Did they confuse Harry Potter with Lord El-Melloi Case Files or The Dresden Files?
If Frieren was that sloppy, the Muggles would explicitly fuck up everyone, not just Frieren.

There is also still the problem of what happens in character, it gets brought up so often for HP wizards but it's also critical for her. She's extremely slow and lackadaisical in her approach to almost everything, including demons, unless it's literally right in front of her. If she spends a decade or two just in the UK before moving on she'll consider that short, even though in practice it's so slow she'll never win. She's also perfectly fine after she killed the demon King just to spend centuries doing her own thing before working up the motivation to go find more demons to kills.
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That's not how VS. debates work and it's why anywhere else, people bringing up characters running away like cowards and doing potshots is explicitly out because they want to win no matter what but otherwise still stay within character to some degree. Frieren is treating everyone like she treats demons and HP Wizards like they see their enemies, that's it.
We ain't suddenly acting like people can learn the strongest spells or can somehow communicate perfectly with Muggles when that is explicitly against the entirety of characters in the Wizarding World.

It's perfectly reasonable for her characterization to blast her way through Hogwarts then just spend years wandering the countryside exploring and learning about the world as she slowly meanders her way towards London. Even once she gets to London just scale it up. Earth is big, even if she's got a perfect success rate and never needs to backtrack or face real opposition she could easily take thousands of years to work her way through it all at the speed she moves at. She also won't really be expecting people to be actively working to actually reform organizations and governments given demons don't really act like that and she's expecting wizards and witches to act like demons, and just wandering along and killing any demons she comes across worked for the last thousand years for her.
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And we are supposed to equally believe the Wizards will just run and contact the Muggles to fight on their behalf? Why the fuck they didn't do that with the Death Eaters then?! And don't give me that BS that "The Muggles would fail too" as that was never stated anywhere and multiple statements from J.K. herself and Fantastic Beasts 2 state otherwise.
 
HP verse powerlevel is just ok compared to IRL (and we can beat them lmao) , i think some battle boards have a fanfictier image for this franchise.
 
Tablos said:
HP verse powerlevel is just ok compared to IRL (and we can beat them lmao) , i think some battle boards have a fanfictier image for this franchise.
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J.K. Rowling and Fantastic Beasts 2 explicitly have it to where the Wizarding World would lose... to War World II-era tech...
Basically, people are operating like Harry Potter is some extremely ridiculous universe when they are unironically one of the weakest Magical Setting arounds and unironically everything negative you tend to get about Nasuverse Mages(Which gets me how many times I see TvTropes entries put in that Mages are hopeless with Tech... when that's only true for certain Mages and the actual reason is that Magecraft is still leaps and shoulders beyond even current tech, so why use tech that doesn't even scratch the surface of what you are capable of? HP Wizards don't even know nor care and still act like they are above everyone and everything.)
 
Welsh_Dragoon said:
@Xhominid The Apex sometime I wonder if you should stay away from SB, Xhom. The amount of of anger nd exhaustion you seem to radiate kill you of stress and blood pressure before nothing else. 😑 And this is excluding the other 2 who like to pick a fight whenever they have a chance.
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My dude, I'm not even angry at anything done there, can you stop with that?
 
Xhominid The Apex said:
My dude, I'm not even angry at anything done there, can you stop with that?
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Xhom, it may be an understandable reason to dislike SB people with what goes on over there, but every time I open this thread and its previous iterations, it looks like someone asked you to a write an essay of pure anger you could mistake for a copy pasta that leaked out of a 4chan post. This isn't an insult, it's dead serious what it comes off as every time you make a massive text brick because some guy said "Yhwach beats Gilgamesh" or something like that. Please take a break from that website at least
 
AcidSoup said:
Xhom, it may be an understandable reason to dislike SB people with what goes on over there, but every time I open this thread and its previous iterations, it looks like someone asked you to a write an essay of pure anger you could mistake for a copy pasta that leaked out of a 4chan post. This isn't an insult, it's dead serious what it comes off as every time you make a massive text brick because some guy said "Yhwach beats Gilgamesh" or something like that. Please take a break from that website at least
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This! i said what said that not as an insult.
 
King said:
:jaedenAre you sure?
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I like Paxton a lot as well, so maybe it’s just me who has low standards. not throwing a jab at you Paxton, alright.

I happen to like you a lot as well King so my standards may as well be deeper than bottom of the bottom of Earth. Again, not throwing jab at anyone
 
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