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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

In theme for spooky month, I just remembered the sheer unbridled salt that this mofo caused on a certain website.
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You could make the argument for either 23rd Budokai Goku or Acqua taking it alone.

Roughly similar stats to released Boros (if not greater) but having better arsenals as well.
Unjustice can also solo by making them niggas just kill themselves
:heston
 
Here's 2 absoulte bruh moments.
1. Baki characters aren't as strong as shown. Yujiro didn't stop an earthquake because there wasn't enough collateral damage from the punch. Or, he punched the ground and was lucky that the earthquake stopped.

2. (A favorite of Fate's fans) Servants aren't fast because Musashi needed help against Dioscuri. And the lab lasers Mash blocked in the Babylonia prequel aren't lasers, but slow energy blasts, because they, and get this, aren't labeled as lasers.
We need people in fiction to put warning labels on things. "WARNING: ACTUAL LASER TURRET"
 

R1: Abagail Williams
R2: Yang Gui Fei
R3: Katsushika Hokusai
R4: Jacques de Molay
R5: Gorgon (Babylonia)
R6: Albion (LB6)
R7: Barghest (LB6)
R8: Rakshasa King: Eboshi Ashiya Douman (Heian-Kyo)
R9: Oberon-Vortigern (LB6)
R10: ORT Xibalba (LB7)

...
Can't even give the sole Foreigner Class Servants atleast the advantage in what they had that made them so dangerous in the first place(i.e. Sut-Typhon taking over Abigail or the other Foreigners potentially being doped to shit by Van Gogh's art) or even having them be together at the same time, no, just put them separately in a list as if that's supposed to make shit better...

God, can dudes think for 2 fucking seconds before they be placing characters against motherfuckers like this? Do they even HAVE the decent advantage of being on their own and not being detected?
(My point isn't that the Foreigner Servants are weak, they aren't and the story goes into lengths that even Chaldeas Abigail is hilariously strong the second she even begins to understand how her powers work by Summer 5, it's the fact that there is no obvious lack of tact at all when it comes to this.)

-5 war potentials are at their pre-tybw state during R1-7 , zero squad is banned
-Everyone at their strongest in R8-10 , zero squad allowed to interfere

@Adamant soul
My dude, what is even the fucking point of allowing the Zero Squad to be apart of the matchup... when it's based on the Soul Society itself?!

Obviously, they never pass Round 6 at all and get destroyed by Albion so there you go...
Gorgon is a huge sink because she literally cannot die without having something to render her so and no one in the SS has that ability so they can't get past Round 5 either.

EDIT: And they fully believe Pre-TYBW SS can tear through Albion, Barghest, Ashiya Douman hooked up to a Tree of Emptiness and ONLY have issues with Oberon Vortigern and ORT, if even the former

:jordangif

Man, these are some of the biggest wet dreams I have seen in a long ass time to legit believe any of that is possible.
 
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