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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

i hate to come back to this but i just remembered something that i found funny

it was one of the guys going that multiversal unicron makes no sense no matter how much "hasbro shills" or whatever it was try to make it make sense

which was very funny to me because i immediately remembered that Simon Furman admitted that he just straight up didn't ask Hasbro if he could make up an origin for the Transformers assuming they would say no, he didnt even tell them, he just threw it in Legacy of Unicron and they didnt notice and everyone sort of ran with it
funniest shit I’ve ever seen on that note was on that Singularity explanation blog the guy going on about how Singularities were such a bad and terrible attempt to explain all this convoluted lore and then he cites fucking DC COMICS as an example of that done better
 
i hate to come back to this but i just remembered something that i found funny

it was one of the guys going that multiversal unicron makes no sense no matter how much "hasbro shills" or whatever it was try to make it make sense

which was very funny to me because i immediately remembered that Simon Furman admitted that he just straight up didn't ask Hasbro if he could make up an origin for the Transformers assuming they would say no, he didnt even tell them, he just threw it in Legacy of Unicron and they didnt notice and everyone sort of ran with it
its funny to me because its making it sound like some massive conspiracy by hasbro to shill their lore when it wasnt even their idea and they just went with it, and im almost certain hasbro doesnt actually give a fuck beyond what makes them money

like lol bro i wish hasbro cared that much and lore and continuity
 
the bulk of the loadbearing singularity explanations both come from relatively obscure interviews too, it’s not even directly in any of the stories. Like yeah you could intuit all Unicrons being one guy from Reaching the Omega Point’s plot, but that’s an already obscure comic that doesn’t actually even say that. The information proper just comes from Simon Furman saying literally “to me, all Unicrons are the same guy”
 
SIR ANOTHER CRISIS REBOOT HAS HIT THE CONTINUITY
idgaf what anybody says Transformers lore may be confusing but in terms of retcons it does not have it even a 100th as bad as DC does. Actual insanity to say that over the Singularities especially when Darkseid does the same shit
 
Darth my brother what do they mean by this?
I was surprised for a moment because I never once participated in a Kamen Rider thread, but then I saw what they're quoting. It's from the Anos vs Altair thread- what I debunked was that Altair can only rewrite the plot of fictional characters from her own setting and that she would easily defeat Anos.


This is the thread. I don't think it needs to be said but niggas assuming that Altair would beat the peak of Kamen Rider just because she can defeat Anos is absolutely hilarious. The thread itself was made on the assumption that Anos is somehow as strong as Ohma Zi-O, SB at its peak.
 
I was surprised for a moment because I never once participated in a Kamen Rider thread, but then I saw what they're quoting. It's from the Anos vs Altair thread- what I debunked was that Altair can only rewrite the plot of fictional characters from her own setting and that she would easily defeat Anos.


This is the thread. I don't think it needs to be said but niggas assuming that Altair would beat the peak of Kamen Rider just because she can defeat Anos is absolutely hilarious. The thread itself was made on the assumption that Anos is somehow as strong as Ohma Zi-O, SB at its peak.
Damn, they doing you dirty then.
 
Do they think numbers really matter or that while Renji was fighting to defeat Uryu, Uryu was going all out? HoS and Bankai being restricted doesn't stop Uryu's Anti-Thesis spam nor a single Getsuga would kill most of the Captains here...
It's like they've read or watched a completely different series, they think teams have worked against people because of the numbers and NOT because the individuals were involved were all strong. It's how people can pretend the Vaizards are fodder when even the Lieutenant girls were taking on Harribel, or how they can ignore Byakuya and Hitsugaya's ability to fight Gerard.

But yes Uryu and Ichigo would absolutely murk the Gotei, as would every unsealed RG member.

Inb4 another mind-numbingly stupid person compares Mayuri or Urahara to Batman and suggests they beat anybody with prep. Despite the fact that even Batman himself can't do that and has lost even when he's had prep, while the two scientists really have jack shit for prep feats. At least not when it comes to dealing with opponents much more powerful than themselves.
 
Chad wins round 1 due to having much better direct feats than FSN Heracles. Herc wins rounds 2 and 3 via the benefits he gets from cross scaling to other high tier Servants.
Chad having better feats than Fate Stay Night Heracles. :jordangif
I can't even imagine Chad losing.
Still wonder if Chad shit in Kubo's breakfast or something 'cause shit felt vindictive at times with how dirty Chad got done. :facepalm

Chad deserved better.
 
"Renji's placement hasn't changed AT AL, he's still complete fodder to Byakuya, despite us being clearly shown how much more powerful he is in Bankai as opposed to the Shikai he was one-shot in." :facepalm

I mean yes he's still WEAKER than Byakuya, yes he (and Rukia if you scale her to it) would still likely lose but to suggest it would be anything lower than mid-diff given Renji's performance against Uryu is frankly absurd.
This isn’t accurate as it ignores that elite in base using his schrift would troll hard
Base Elites are taking attacks that damaged Vollstanding Uryu? :jordangif
Any Quincy without their schrift is massively weaker than with
They are certainly weaker without it but it doesn't drop them whole tiers. Base Uryu isn't getting anything but stomped by Bankai Renji weather he uses Antithesis or not. Askin could potentially beat him but only if Renji doesn't go for the kill immediately.

Lillie's the only one who can guarantee he survives long enough and even that would still be until he got to Vollstanding (ie opening his eye three times) before he'd actually be able to win.
 
This isn’t accurate a lot of bankai give 0 stat boost and are more of an ability boost or hax
Eg: byakuya bankai gives no stat boost , Yamamoto’s doesn’t either
In fact I’ll go as far as to say only 2 bankai give stat boost and they are kenpachi and ichigo’s

Agree with this
:giogio your statement isn’t remotely accurate
Byakuya using bankai did not make him physically faster nor did it improve his reactions
Not a single bankai outside of zaraki and ichigo have actually mentioned anything to do with stats

Something better than the stepped on drugs you smoking to assume some imaginary stat boost never mentioned
Next you gonna tell me Tōsen bankai boost his stats as well

A single scan of any other bankai mentioning the person physical stat improvement
Ill wait
:geg
You are free to poll this

:facepalmed
This implies he was taking shikai ichigo seriously what sort of brain dead thinking is this
Next you going to tell me soifon got a zenkai boost which is why she was able to blitz vega when previously she didn’t
Sizing up your opponent is a standard thing

Byakuya literally even says to counter your fragile point that he did not get faster post using bankai , ichigo got slower

You sure about this ? Zaraki always had more reiatsu than byakuya to the point they all generally believed his excess reiatsu was why his sword was always released
You trying to tell me the Zaraki that lost to shikai ichigo is faster than byakuya ?

So why bother mention it in ichigo and Zaraki case then
You soft brain

Oh wow !! @docj as the resident Tōsen guy , does Tōsen bankai boost his stats ?

If you believe this fantasy I’ll leave you to it

We literally see Urahara needing to sew his body to boost its abilities despite already being in bankai . If bankai gave a default stat boost why bother with that ?
Some good old "Shikai and Bankai don't boost stats unless they specifically say they do, despite boosting reiatsu which boosts stats and repeated feats throughout the series that prove otherwise." for ya lads. :heston

With a side of "desparate appeal to authority AND popularity for the sake of validating my stupidity" which frankly only illustrates how most of the section is as dumb as he is. :mjpls
 
Chad having better feats than Fate Stay Night Heracles. :jordangif

Yeah, SB tends to have some of the absolute most retarded opinions about F/SN Heracles that I have ever seen. They legit believe Alcides surpasses him by leaps and bounds because he "comes off better" but completely ignore that Heracles actually has the superior feats than Alcides(Being able to straight up overpower Enkidu with "willpower", being able to hold off Surtr's Loptr Laejrn for even a second despite being doubly weak against it, let alone for the few seconds he did before he got any support and then taking 2 blasts from Lostbelt Artemis to be killed).

They then try and use the "Fate Stay Night has lower feats" crap despite the fact the Throne of Heroes doesn't work that way and that F/SN has enough feats on it's own that it was easily able to get the cast where they are now without FGO's assistance.
 
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