Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

[Paxton]

" hell aleister only got saint stats with prep/specific spell who are at best rel~"

I also love how this other guy in the thread is assuming that the same Aleister who fought with Coronzon's avatar/Mathers/nerfed MGs is only Saint level when his actual fight with Saint tier fighters involved him shitting on them in a 1v2.

 

[Eztephan]

Punch merchant, I see.

Touma tells him to hit himself

No, just a guy that punch things for fun, like actual digital god or his father possessed by that god.

 

[Masterblack06]

Touma aint gonna be able to keep up with these hands.

 

[Paxton]

Touma aint gonna be able to keep up with these hands.

"Punch merchant, I see.

Touma tells him to hit himself"

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Touma aint gonna be able to keep up with these hands.

Yeah, I'm like Masaru/Marcus has been dunking on Champions and Ultimates with his hits and even took down 5 Ultimates in a single punch.
I do not see Touma outside of any amps even getting close, especially as Savers is one of the few series that actually has the Digimon up there before Cybersleuth happened.

 

[Paxton]

so he doesn't resist anything, and he also cannot fly

Dragon King Touma makes him punch his own head off

 

[Paxton]

@OtherGalaxy

 

[King]

so he doesn't resist anything, and he also cannot fly

Dragon King Touma makes him punch his own head off

Touma lose,Marcus win,this is truth

 

[Paxton]

Touma lose,Marcus win,this is truth

uh huh

very convincing points you made right here

 

[OtherGalaxy]

@OtherGalaxy

are jojo characters sans GER/MiH even faster than Metroman?

He seems way above baseline ftl levels

 

[Masterblack06]

Yeah, I'm like Masaru/Marcus has been dunking on Champions and Ultimates with his hits and even took down 5 Ultimates in a single punch.
I do not see Touma outside of any amps even getting close, especially as Savers is one of the few series that actually has the Digimon up there before Cybersleuth happened.

not just Champions or Ultimates

He knocked down Megas like Argomon and Craniummon. he can also keep up with OmegaShoutmon in taking down VenomMyotismons in one punch. and managed to OHKO multuple MaloMyostimons with a single punch.

Hell the nigga was able to punch fucking air pressure from sword swings. his punches are absolutely STUPID

 

[Masterblack06]

are jojo characters sans GER/MiH even faster than Metroman?

He seems way above baseline ftl levels

Anyone arguing jojo characters being faster than Metroman never looked at jojo in their fucking life and just read wikis

 

[CrossTheHorizon]

so he doesn't resist anything, and he also cannot fly

Dragon King Touma makes him punch his own head off

Bro punched out the Royal Knights, he probably uses the dragon heads as a jump rope

 

[Paxton]

the punch merchant is not beating someone who can fly

 

[CrossTheHorizon]

You mean like the two dozen flying Digimon he beat the shit out of?

 

[Paxton]

well that's their fault for standing still

 

[CrossTheHorizon]

They weren't, he just jumps as good as he punches

Like I said

Built different

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Anyone arguing jojo characters being faster than Metroman never looked at jojo in their fucking life and just read wikis

based on calcs the best I recall is Chariot being 70x ftl (in reactions/attack speed obviously) and Kars being 40x ftl for his laser feat. VSB got over 100c for Chariot or some shit but it’s splitting hairs at that point

the Joseph/Caesar Aja stone “dodge” if you can call it that was 9x or something but I’ve always been skeptical of that one

I don’t think it’s gonna help them a lot though, JoJo’s one of those series where “travel speed” if you can call it that actually is functionally way lower

 

[Masterblack06]

Niggas was doing absolute nonsense in this fight

 

[King]

uh huh

very convincing points you made right here

Touma lose, last time you agreed