Now there's an apocalypse I can really get behindNo
God and Jesus gonna light a spliff and purge the world in a giant life wipe of kush and myrrh
With a dash of frankincense
Second to last time it was a comet that hit the Indian Ocean in conjuction with the melting of the Last of the Great Ice Age. Last time it was a drought, earthquakes, volcanos, and famine that resulted in the Sea Peoples ravaging and raising nearly the entire Bronze age world to ashesThere's a reason why shit gets reset every few thousand years
I wonder if Egypt will survive like it did the last two times.