>You say "Hey Lois, remember the time"
"Hey, do you remember the time we went camping and I nearly drowned?"
"Shut up," Lois says, "you were fine."
"Yeah, well I still can't swim."
"Can't swim? Boy, you must have been swimming when you were a little kid, you know the rule: you learn how to swim or you get drowned."
"I was doing the breaststroke."
"Well, don't think about it, just don't go into the water."
"Will you stop doing that to me for once?"
"What did I do?"
"You constantly remind me that I'm a terrible swimmer. It's not fair."
Lois looks like she's about to say something, but thinks the better of it and just shakes her head.
"Why do you have so many bad memories?"
"Do you know it's been five years since we went camping, and you still ask me that question every single time?"
"Sorry, I forgot."
"That's all right, I don't like to talk about my failures, either."
"Speaking of which, where's the tent?"