Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[Stocking Anarchy]

Academy of Raya Lucaria (Elden Ring) vs Hogwarts (Harry Potter)

versus One week prior to the Battle for Hogwarts, the Academy of Raya Lucaria and all of its inhabitants replace the Death Eaters. They are given one goal by ROB: siege Hogwarts Castle and eliminate all of the students and staff who are inside. Dumbledore is notified of this change and alerts...

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[OtherGalaxy]

Academy of Raya Lucaria (Elden Ring) vs Hogwarts (Harry Potter)

versus One week prior to the Battle for Hogwarts, the Academy of Raya Lucaria and all of its inhabitants replace the Death Eaters. They are given one goal by ROB: siege Hogwarts Castle and eliminate all of the students and staff who are inside. Dumbledore is notified of this change and alerts...

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alright what the fuck

 

[OtherGalaxy]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/thr...-would-the-joker-break-touma-instead.1004794/
lmfao

 

[Adamant soul]

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/izuru-chases-espada.1255386/
Holy sweet fuck the Hitsugaya downplay has reached a new low.

Not only does Sables take the "Hitsugaya chases Izuru" scene at face value to claim he isn't any faster than Izuru, but when I brought up the obvious instance of Hitsugaya completely BLITZING both Izuru and Momo AT THE SAME TIME. To prove he could have blitzed Izuru at ANY TIME during that scene and simply didn't.

This was his response.

Yes? Why is this difficult when Hitsugaya was never in his PoV? Is this another one of this section famous "blitzes"? Literally all Hitsugaya did was position himself in the way from some unknown location while nobody was paying attention to him

Big deal. Chad did the same thing to Yammy

Yep you're seeing that right?

This dumbass somehow believes Chad running in from the side and catching the foot of someone who was essentially, lazily swatting a fly with his foot is equivalent TO THIS.

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No Hitsugaya to be seen.

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Still no midget Captain prodigy anywhere on that bridge.

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Ah there he is.

Nigga runs in on to the bridge, goes between the two serious Lieutenants RIGHT WITHIN THEIR FIELDS OF VISION, then positions himself to block BOTH attacks all without EITHER OF THEM SEEING HIM.

Hmm one of these things is not like the other.
What did Hitsugaya do you Sables, seriously this is pathetic?

 

[Qinglong]

Contessa (Wormverse) VS. Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)

Location: An alleyway in New York City Victory Conditions: This is a battle to the death, and absolutely nothing else. Battle Prerequisites: Motivation: Peter Parker has been hearing reports of a certain someone like Contessa causing havoc and running amok, so he decides to neutralize her...

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how TF did I miss this

 

[Qinglong]

Contessa (Wormverse) VS. Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)

Wow, the amount of PTV underselling here is ridiculous. Peter won’t be dodging anything. PTV trumps combat precog far above the level of spider sense on a regular basis. For the purposes of this debate, contessa is omniscient. (It does not involve blind spots or things outside its range.) His...

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Besides, there are a trillion and one ways for contessa to win here.

The moment he sees her, she positions herself in such a way that the angle of the light makes her look like aunt May or Mary Jane.

Peter hesitates for a split second, ignoring his spider sense in his shock, and Contessa shoots him in such a way that the bullet ricocheted past Peter’s dodge, hits a weak spot on his armour, and causes a shard of metal to imbed itself in his brain.

I can't

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Fate Apocrypha Servants run a Bleach Gauntlet

After being teleported to an unknown place and almost fighting, the Servants of The Red and Black factions are convinced to attack the Bleach world under the pretenses of each servant being able to get a wish from the grail, Jeanne is sent along side them to moderate and keep them from fighting...

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Everyone here is willing to work together and won't purposefully go out of their way to harm their teammates.

Manga, Light Novel, and Game Feats allowed
High End Interpretations and Statements over Visuals

You think with this, Servants wouldn't be downplayed in this topic right?

So lightspeed servants and bleach characters then?

Right?

With size statements on the table the Servants could stop at round 2 mostly due to the top tier Espada. If they make it pass round 2 then they definitely stop at round 3 I’m assuming only the Captains are here. The top tier Captains are too much for the Servants to deal with.

Upscaling from Ulquiorra. Cero Oscuras using Nel’s statements for the size of Las Noches is demonstrably above the majority of noble phantasms. It vaporizes a significant portion of Las Noches’ roof by just grazing it. LDR is much more powerful.

Base Aizen is more powerful than all the Espada and he admits that Yamamoto has more raw power than himself.

For durability, anyone stronger than Vizard Ichigo is capable of surviving Cero Oscuras head on. Yamamoto is many times more durable than that version of Ichigo - notably containing all the raw power of his Shikai exploding within his body and casting + tanking a high level Hado right afterwards.

Speedwise, he upscales from FKT Masked Ichigo who was capable of blocking Gin’s Mach 500 Bankai.

This isn’t even getting into his Bankai.

Bleach characters in general have been shown to have incredible stamina - Ichigo for example is capable of fighting Urahara for 5 days and nights, and Uryu trained for 7 days and nights. Therefore, I think it's reasonable to assume that they should be able to keep up a fairly consistent pace throughout their trip.

If we assume that Nel sleeps for ~7 hours a day, then the diameter comes out to ~162 km using the same figures cited in the original calc as opposed to the original ~230 km.

You would be dead wrong.
It's fucking hilarious too given the Hanging Gardens of Babylon is EXACTLY how hard they wank Las Noches and they still pull this stupid shit despite Lightspeed and Faster Than Light Servants was explicitly made canon not even a week ago:

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Pollux states her swordsmanship is Light itself

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Musashi states that even their fists move as fast as light

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Castor basically states that again they move at Light Speed

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Castor ultimately blitzes you going FTL and only damaging himself in the process(not dying like they love to say you do going immediately FTL).

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/izuru-chases-espada.1255386/
Holy sweet fuck the Hitsugaya downplay has reached a new low.

Not only does Sables take the "Hitsugaya chases Izuru" scene at face value to claim he isn't any faster than Izuru, but when I brought up the obvious instance of Hitsugaya completely BLITZING both Izuru and Momo AT THE SAME TIME. To prove he could have blitzed Izuru at ANY TIME during that scene and simply didn't.

This was his response.

Yep you're seeing that right?

This dumbass somehow believes Chad running in from the side and catching the foot of someone who was essentially, lazily swatting a fly with his foot is equivalent TO THIS.

Spoiler

No Hitsugaya to be seen.

Spoiler

Still no midget Captain prodigy anywhere on that bridge.

Spoiler

Ah there he is.

Nigga runs in on to the bridge, goes between the two serious Lieutenants RIGHT WITHIN THEIR FIELDS OF VISION, then positions himself to block BOTH attacks all without EITHER OF THEM SEEING HIM.

Hmm one of these things is not like the other.
What did Hitsugaya do you Sables, seriously this pathetic?

You have to be high as fuck to believe that wasn't a geniune speedblitz feat for Hitsugaya. Sables is fully heading towards SB levels of retardation of ignoring what's infront of your face to stick to your headcanon instead of canon.

 

[Qinglong]

Contessa (Wormverse) VS. Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)

Contessa kicks a rock at 'just' the right angle that Spider-man thinks it's a grenade and webs it up to throw back at her. Contessa fires into the busy streets of New York City at the same time while saying something about Norman Osborn paying her a lot of money to keep him distracted...

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How

How

How
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w

 

[Adamant soul]

You have to be high as fuck to believe that wasn't a geniune speedblitz feat for Hitsugaya. Sables is fully heading towards SB levels of retardation of ignoring what's infront of your face to stick to your headcanon instead of canon.

Sables: But...But

Insinuating that Hitsugaya wasn't seriously trying to catch a potential suspect to the murder of the highest authoritative body in seireitei is asinine.

Because pointing out that a scene which blatantly doesn't make sense already, wouldn't make sense if Hitsugaya wasn't trying, TOTALLY means a fucking thing here.

But of course NOTHING in the earlier scene even indicates that Hitsugaya is FASTER than Izuru, let alone can blitz him because of one time where Chad caught a half-assed Yammy's kick.

 

[Adamant soul]

Friendly reminder Sables considers THIS to be a valid speed blitz.

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This is despite the fact:

1. We don't know where Arroneirro was to start with, which is his main criticism of Hitsugaya's feat.
2. Arroneirro never enters Rukia's field of vision (thus we never actually get to see if she could track his speed or not).
3. Rukia consistently reacts to him throughout the entire fight that follows even after another "supposed blitz which Sables supports" later.

Does he just have some vendetta against people who use ice and Shunsui because the downplay he gives them is absurd?

 

[Masterblack06]

Weakest Team needed to defeat this team of DC Villains

She has 'the' power to defeat them, by whatever means she herself can think of before they can. Let's say she has the power to put this dead planet into a black hole too strong for them to ever escape. Will the BEG/Team think of that first?

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Weakest Team needed to defeat this team of DC Villains

She has 'the' power to defeat them, by whatever means she herself can think of before they can. Let's say she has the power to put this dead planet into a black hole too strong for them to ever escape. Will the BEG/Team think of that first?

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I think I know about that, the issue is that she needs to call them out before she even gets them to begin with, meaning she is just ordinary before that. Really misses the forests for the trees.

Friendly reminder Sables considers THIS to be a valid speed blitz.

Spoiler

This is despite the fact:

1. We don't know where Arroneirro was to start with, which is his main criticism of Hitsugaya's feat.
2. Arroneirro never enters Rukia's field of vision (thus we never actually get to see if she could track his speed or not).
3. Rukia consistently reacts to him throughout the entire fight that follows even after another "supposed blitz which Sables supports" later.

Does he just have some vendetta against people who use ice and Shunsui because the downplay he gives them is absurd?

Man, Sables really is an SB refugee in all but name at this point.

 

[Masterblack06]

I think I know about that, the issue is that she needs to call them out before she even gets them to begin with, meaning she is just ordinary before that. Really misses the forests for the trees.



Man, Sables really is an SB refugee in all but name at this point.

Even then, how in the fuck is she gonna make herself stronger than the Specter in order to even begin fighting just Darkseid

 

[OtherGalaxy]

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/gear-5-luffy-vs-the-seven-deadly-sins.1255388/page-2#post-64325189

how are you gonna try and call Luffy a mary sue in a thread with fucking Meliodas in it

 

[Adamant soul]

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/gear-5-luffy-vs-the-seven-deadly-sins.1255388/page-2#post-64325189

how are you gonna try and call Luffy a mary sue in a thread with fucking Meliodas in it

> Gary Stu Luffy?
> Had to lose several times to Kaido and practically fucking die to get his Awakening

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/gear-5-luffy-vs-the-seven-deadly-sins.1255388/page-2#post-64325189

how are you gonna try and call Luffy a mary sue in a thread with fucking Meliodas in it

Luffy being a Gary Stu is the most incomprehensible thing to me. Luffy lost multiple times in his own series and didn't just have power "he long since forgotten" to pull out of his ass to consistently have him win.
Even now with Kaido, Luffy had to lose multiple times and even die just to even unlock his Awakening and he has no idea what it even is.

Like, you can point to him learning Gear 2-3 and Snakeman offscreen but I would blame that more on Oda seriously avoiding showing Training until recently.

But in comparison to Meliodas?! No one in the HST even matches him in sheer Gary Stu bullshit.

 

[Claudio Swiss]

Luffy couldn't even save Ace
Luffy was eating Ls near the end of the. Time skip

 

[Dead Lock]

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/foru...ajunkie-a-moderator-of-comicvine-i-a-2258548/

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Luffy being a Gary Stu is the most incomprehensible thing to me. Luffy lost multiple times in his own series and didn't just have power "he long since forgotten" to pull out of his ass to consistently have him win.
Even now with Kaido, Luffy had to lose multiple times and even die just to even unlock his Awakening and he has no idea what it even is.

Like, you can point to him learning Gear 2-3 and Snakeman offscreen but I would blame that more on Oda seriously avoiding showing Training until recently.

But in comparison to Meliodas?! No one in the HST even matches him in sheer Gary Stu bullshit.

even if luffy was a sue, which he isn't, it wouldn't come fucking close to meliodas who might be the biggest example of a mary sue destroying their own series in the last decade

the absolute insanity to say that in an NnT thread