Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[Xhominid The Apex]

The Almighty (Bleach) vs Wonder of U (Jojo)

Yeah, that's the problem here. Wonder of U actually being able to harm Yhwach depends on if it can actually interfere with Almighty's sight to harm him or simply interfere with the Almighty in general. This may be possible with the precedence that other powers CAN interfere with Almighty in some...

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Yeah, that's the problem here.
Wonder of U actually being able to harm Yhwach depends on if it can actually interfere with Almighty's sight to harm him or simply interfere with the Almighty in general.
This may be possible with the precedence that other powers CAN interfere with Almighty in some manner (I.E Aizen and Uryu) but that relies on some assumptions.
It would come down to if Wonder of U can manipulate Almighty and thus permanently hurt and potentially stop Yhwach from approaching Tooru. Otherwise it would likely be an amusing sight of bullshit flying at Yhwach and than him using Almighty to stop them.

>Literally list why Wonder of U is basically far stronger than The Almighty in the first post
>Actually believes Yhwach somehow still stands a chance against it
>Ignores Wonder of U's biggest onus is that it can kill you with fucking RAINDROPS if you decide to have even the slightest intention to pursue even if you are basically hugging the dude unintentionally.

Yhwach would be dead before he even tried anything and would continue to die as he resurrects or his ability would just plain fail to work.
Seriously, The Almighty wank needs to fucking STOP.

 

[Derpmaster9000]

Jiren vs Super Boy Prime

Jiren Super Boy Prime Scenario 1: Standard obd rules no restrictions Scenario 2: speed equalized

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This thread is jokes enough as it is, but all is forgiven with that one poster near the end who, playing as Jiren, cuts a WWE-style promo on Superboy-Prime. Even to this day, my sides hurt reading that shit.

 

[Derpmaster9000]

Oh, and the best part? This actually got ADDED as a victory for Jiren on the OBD wiki!

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Jack (FF: Strangers of Paradise) vs Muzan (Demon Slayer) SPOILERS!

How fast? Because Muzan's regeneration and biological manipulation is fast enough that, even when severely weakened with super-poison tailored to lower his effectiveness massively, he can still heal wounds made by supersonic sword slashes so fast that it seems like the sword phases through him...

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How fast? Because Muzan's regeneration and biological manipulation is fast enough that, even when severely weakened with super-poison tailored to lower his effectiveness massively, he can still heal wounds made by supersonic sword slashes so fast that it seems like the sword phases through him, because his flesh just seals up behind the blows. He can also split his body into 1800 different pieces with explosive force in an instant, if necessary, and fast enough that even the fastest swordsman in the setting could only cut down 1500 of the pieces while the rest escaped.

Muzan himself is absurdly fast and strong, even when weakened. He's part of a long scaling chain of characters, but basically he's nearly FTE to people who are FTE to demons who are FTE to Demon Slayers that can track and dodge sonic attacks—in other words, he's massively supersonic and healthy Muzan is even faster.

If flesh becoming crystallized doesn't count to his regeneration as harm, he can still react and shed it instantly. If it does count as harm, then he doesn't even need to react because his body will simply pump out enough mass from thin air that the crystallization would never come close to covering his whole body.

Imagine actually trying to argue this shit as to why Muzan can defeat fucking Jack.


Gotta be fucking kidding me, Jack at the very end is literally Garland from FF1 and even if you don't count that, the man can literally tear apart most beings in that same series with his bare hands including Ultima Origin.
These things are beyond Muzan in every respect.

 

[Claudio Swiss]

Gear 5 Luffy vs The Seven Deadly Sins

stay classy obd

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Greatest High DIO (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) vs Archer EMIYA (Fate/Stay Night)

VS All VN & Anime Routes feats for Archer Manga & Anime Part 3 feats for DIO Characters are 15m away from each other in an open field at night. Win Con is death. Archer can see The World Archer has Rin as a master, she will not interfere and only gives mana Round 1: In character Round 2...

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Actually believing fucking Dinner KNIVES are stronger than The World's fists and would kill a Servant despite the fact that EMIYA canonically took hits from the Gate of Babylon and lived.

Here, EMIYA saves Shirou from Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon Noble Phantasm spam, EMIYA is left skewered, but durable enough to prevent the weapons from pushing through his entire body to fly through Shirou as well. Here, a description of EMIYA's condition. Here, if it wasn't obvious, EMIYA was able to survive being skewered by Gilgamesh's Noble Phantasm spam

This is almost as stupid as believing a Hypersonic Missile can kill a Servant. I see that the person deleted the Reddit post when everyone railed on him.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

how does the WOL (FFXIV) fair against nazarick? SPOILERS!

All feats makes this a complete wash in the WOL's favour.https://youtu.be/uoe_b52QUFc They survive this

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How is this still going on?! Like seriously how is it still going on?

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Gear 5 Luffy vs The Seven Deadly Sins

stay classy obd

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just as planned

 

[Blade]

Tanjirou vs Deku - Battles - Comic Vine

Deku is at 5%, Tanjirou is Blacksmith Village arc.Morals off.Fight takes place at Shinobu's place.Round 1: No Nezuko.Round 2: Nezuko joins Tanjirou.Wh

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the issue is Deku's intellect he's not stupid enough to engage a person with unknown stats and a sword which guarantees an instant victory.

check that logic from cv kimetsu stans, so an anime expo cosplayer with a sword can damage mcu bucky, for example

eos tanjiro is multi city block level+ and barely supersonic+

deku was city level and hypersonic, few years ago, wow, imagine, supporting deku on this one

 

[Blade]

akaza tier chars are at least large building level+/supersonic

and i have seen in various vs threads with them, akaza being competed with the likes of all might and human garou

 

[Qinglong]

Akaza (Demon Slayer) vs Adam Taurus (RWBY)

This is impressive how exactly? Like dude when Akaza and Rengoku were fighting Tanjiro could not see them fight apart from the fire and bda effects happening all over which already puts Akaza at massively hypersonic around mach 50

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Akaza (Demon Slayer) vs Adam Taurus (RWBY)

By researching how fast someone has to move to be invisble to the naked eye which was how i got the answer plus calcs from others

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these posts is the entire reason you don't use calc stacking

 

[Blade]

the raigen effect on sb and cv is something else

even quora and youtube don't wank kimetsu that bad

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

akaza tier chars are at least large building level+/supersonic

and i have seen in various vs threads with them, akaza being competed with the likes of all might and human garou

SB has had this man compete with Nasuverse Mages and SERVANTS!

 

[Cryso Agori]

Pretty sure the Demon Slayer wank comes from UFOTABLE blowing their load all over it and going Unlimited Budget Works.

 

[Blade]

akaza vs li shuwen would be as fair as deku vs pr austin jason, for example

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Shirou Emiya (Fate) vs Akaza (Demon Slayer)

Shirou Emiya vs Akaza location: An uninhabited city iin night Distance: 10 m In character No outside help Classic equipment To the death or inability to fight no knowledge on either side. no preparatio R1 Shirou Emiya (Fate) R2 Shirou Emiya (UBW) without Rin's mana R3 Shirou Emiya (UBW)...

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Here's the one example with him against from Shirou EMIYA with all 3 Routes.
This isn't even getting into when we had Gyutaro and that Hashira which they was pitted against Fate constantly.

 

[Blade]

sb kimetsu and cv kimetsu stans is the crossover the internet demands to see at some point

that's the true 144p windows xp tier content

 

[Dead Lock]

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=679185

 

[OtherGalaxy]

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=679185

you gotta stop your dupe

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

akaza vs li shuwen would be as fair as deku vs pr austin jason, for example

Akaza would be losing limbs and getting holes blown threw him like a true Martial Artist.



One fucking Strike, Akaza wouldn't even feel it.

Pretty sure the Demon Slayer wank comes from UFOTABLE blowing their load all over it and going Unlimited Budget Works.

That's true but what's ridiculous is the fact that even with UFOTable, the feats presented in the fights... aren't even that impressive as hard as SB was wanking it.

This is just ONE part of the fight Saber Alter(whose supposed to be slower than Artoria canonically is) against the 2nd Fastest Servant in the Holy Grail War fighting on the falling pieces of the Rocks of the cave and they have an entire extended sequence up there as the Rocks on truly fall by the time they reach the end.

That or this:

Funny how often this feat gets ignored despite how bullshit it is.