Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

[GregSteve]

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/justice-league-vs-thanos.1255347/page-2#post-64329221

omniversal flash ?

This thread literally gave me a headache using jobbing so they're weak is a bullshit argument downplaying Quasar, Thor and Surfer to make Thanos seem bad and saying 6 JL members are too fast for Thanos makes no sense

 

[Dead Lock]

Substantiating arguments? Providing evidence? Nah nigga, this is fanverse.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/primus-and-unicron-vs-galactus-and-imperiex-554914/

gotta love those decade old threads

 

[Dead Lock]

Galactus....solos?

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Atreaus (GOW) vs Oscar Pine ( RWBY)

Both are at thier strongest from current timeline/status Equipment is thier standard with no prep time or outside knowledge In character but willing to kill Fighting in the vol 3 vytal tournament with spectators who can not intervene High calcfeats and scaling for both Books comics games...

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Atreaus (GOW) vs Oscar Pine ( RWBY)

Both are at thier strongest from current timeline/status Equipment is thier standard with no prep time or outside knowledge In character but willing to kill Fighting in the vol 3 vytal tournament with spectators who can not intervene High calcfeats and scaling for both Books comics games...

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Okay now that's just all levels of wrong.

 

[Masterblack06]

Contessa(Worm) Vs. The Living Tribunal(Marvel)

After a thorough inspection of the Marvel Universe Contessa has come to the conclusion that the Living Tribunal cannot be allowed to live. She begins her conquest in an apartment complex in the current fully populated 616 Marvel U. Standard armament. The LT is unaware Contessa is out to kill...

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>Six pages

I mean at least it was 6 pages of everyone calling the OP an idiot for even attempting

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, sb is truly something

It fucking amazes me that they keep pushing To Aru like this when the more we learns about the series, the less broken they make it out to be and the more... basic it becomes. It's like Overlord all over again ha
The strongest version of Accelerator basically has to create a whole new foundation and basically shake a Galaxy... to use a basic Soul Rip magical spell.
Meanwhile other Espers in his category would have to virtually destroy the entire galaxy... to use a fire spell

And Touma with all of his "millions of years" of battle experience... still has to run away from typical Humans that are just better trained physically and somehow "he gets enhanced the more supernatural something is" despite this never occurring in the past and only in very select situations.

Even if we go with the ridiculous high ends SB and others bring up, the series is hilariously gimped and stuck in it's own foundations and it does not translate well at all into VS. battles in the slightest.

An actual honest to god Reality Warper can solo the entire series due to how hard rooted it is in it's own mechanics even compared to other series and it doesn't even need to be a strong one to do so.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

no matter what supernatural feats touma can do, for touma to be good in a vs fight, is to learn how to throw hands

and as of now, all he knows is how to be an obd punchbag, losing even by ur average donnie yen movie role

That's ultimately true in the end result. Dude constantly has to either run away or let others handle a fight to even know how to deal with it or even the most basic Esper will learn how to get past IB.

What chance they think he has even against a normal martial artist let alone Saitama?!

 

[Blade]

you know whats crazier? before turning into opm, saitama as a human was fighting wall+ monsters, twice his size

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

you know whats crazier? before turning into opm, saitama as a human was fighting wall+ monsters, twice his size

I keep forgetting about that shit, but you are completely right about that.
Even basic humans in OPM would kick Touma's ass considering how bullshit that universe is when you have a "desire" for something.

 

[Blade]

i like how some people call now luffy as a gary stu with that zenkai

but forget, that luffy from the marineford arc and even on post-timeskip, took many L's, both mentally and physically, lol, even ichigo didn't have so many L's

so

people really don't know what they want, lol

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

i like how some people call now luffy as a gary stu with that zenkai

but forget, that luffy from the marineford arc and even on post-timeskip, took many L's, both mentally and physically, lol, even ichigo didn't have so many L's

so

people really don't know what they want, lol

The closest thing I can think of is that the Devil Fruit isn't a weak Devil Fruit but one of the strongest Zoan Fruits in the series... but Luffy still had to train himself to even be able to use it where he is now and considering how he thinks it's JUST Gear 5th, he most likely has zero idea it's even a Zoan Fruit and not a Paramecia.

Like while I don't believe at all Oda pulled it out of his ass, it definitely wasn't foreshadowed massively in advance like Ichigo being part Quincy and Yhwach's own appearance in "Zangetsu"
But I would never say Luffy is a Gary Stu, Naruto would get the label the biggest out of the Big 3 users.

 

[Blade]

ningenliodas > naruto > natsu > ichigo > luffy = in the gary stu shonen aspect

 

[Blade]

Toaru composite character vs Fate Composite Character

Toaru composite Character vs Fate Composite Character Location: a field 30 yards apart both have their composites standard weapons, equipment, abilities, and are motivated to remove the others threat to themselves. Victory Conditions: Death or mission killing the opponents ability to...

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i found the thread which can finally make that noob xhom, reach breakdown levels in tldr posts, do it, time to make a new dupe also named as notxhom

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

I will find a VPN and nuke them so hard, that it would seem like I actually became a Anime Character from sheer heat.

 

[Blade]

notxhom enters that thread in his cleanest nasu archer shirt like: ''to aru is worse than the bleach novel drafts''


*puts ear pods while nu metal track plays on the background and leaves for another thread*

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Katsuki Bakugo (My Hero Academia) handles a humans (Nasuverse) gauntlet

Katsuki Bakugo (My Hero Academia) handles a humans (Nasuverse) gauntlet No outside help Classic equipment To the death Rest and cure from any damage at the end of each meeting Distance: 20 m Place: abandoned city R1 Bakugo (Anime Only) R2 Bakugo (Manga) 1. Rin Tohsaka (without jeweled sword)...

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How many times do SB sleep on Rin and Kiritsugu?! Especially with fucking Bakugou?! And then you have Kuzuki Caster's Strengthening?

Fucker isn't even getting past Rin, how the fuck does it suddenly stop at Shiki Tohno but pass them?!

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Katsuki Bakugo (My Hero Academia) handles a humans (Nasuverse) gauntlet

If it’s the one’s from Fate/Zero I don’t recall any impressive speed feats from them and that’s a statement born from speculation most likely rather than an actual feat. Considering that with Triple Excel Speed he was blatantly faster than Kirei, I can believe that. My argument is that Bakugo...

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If it’s the one’s from Fate/Zero I don’t recall any impressive speed feats from them and that’s a statement born from speculation most likely rather than an actual feat.

Not only is it in the Einzberns Consultation, Nasu ultimately states that Kotomine(With the Command Spells) and Kiritsugu(With Avalon) at that point was on the level to be able to fight Servants:

Kirei Kotomine

Nasu Kinoko & Takeuchi Takashi • Character Discussion

Nasu: There were many Command Spells on his arm. In fact, at one point there was this idea to present the effect of the Command Spells consumed to defeat Zouken in Fate/Stay Night with all the bells and whistles. With about ten Command Spells, even a human being can damage a Heroic Spirit. Ultimately I did not get the chance to do so. Mmm, True Assassin was not as reliable as I thought he would be (sweat drop)."

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Kotomine in his fight with Kiritsugu is fighting at the level of a Dead Apostle.

Monster. There were no other words to describe the man before him. At this moment, Kotomine Kirei’s current combat ability is equal to that of a Dead Apostle. Just what kind of willpower was required for a living man to drill his own body into such a terrifying lethal weapon?

If it's faster than Kiritsugu can pull the trigger then his propulsion speed and the fact that he can fly is absolutely important. From what I remember in Zero, Kiritsugu never had to fire at a moving target as fast as Bakugou.

It's literally shown multiple times that Kiritsugu on his own without Time Accel is still superhuman:

Fate/Zero:Act 5 Part 2 - Baka-Tsuki

www.baka-tsuki.org

Kirei picked up the smoke dispersion bomb, now empty of it's all smoke, from the ground and began to inspect it. It's an American grenade model. There isn't anything special about it; it's simply something that anyone can get, if they had the right connections.

It wasn't tossed by that woman, because if he had found that she had moved in the slightest, then he would've thrown a Black Key to stop her. This had been tossed in front of him by someone else to help that woman escape.

Of course, there shouldn't be anyone else inside this building. If that's the case, then the smoke grenade should have been tossed in from outside the building.

Kirei walked to the edge of the building-- ignoring the wind tugging at his frock-- and looked down.

Around the rubble of the former Fuyuki Hyatt hotel, there aren't any buildings that can stand shoulder to shoulder with this one. The distance from ground level to this position is at least a hundred & fifty-meters. It'd be hard to aim at this position precisely, even with a long range weapon. Not to mention a hand tossed smoke grenade. It's a cosmic farce for someone to toss that far up from ground level.

But Kirei was, after all, an executor who has hunted many strange magi before. He was already thoroughly used to facing enemies, who were beyond common sense. To him, this level of strangeness didn't have anything that was worth being surprised over.

Somewhere below him, existed the magus who stopped him.

And it's explicitly noted that even at 300 Meters with a Sniper Rifle, a Magus can explicitly deal with it unless Kiritsugu completely kills his presence:
Source

Kiritsugu's sniping vs a Magus

If possible, Kiritsugu wanted to cooperate with Maiya to ensure the accuracy of the attack with a crossfire. Unfortunately, only Kiritsugu himself can fire at the moment. But it would not be a problem as it was a distance of barely three hundred meters. Kiritsugu’s skills would have taken his target’s life with just one bullet. As long as he remains unaware of the presence of the sniper, no magus can defend himself from a .300 Winchester Magnum round.

There's a reason why Mages scoff at use of Guns and it's not due to it being "antiquated" as even Kairi uses Magical Guns to devastating effect as did Goredolf, it's because Mages can easily deal with them.


Remember, they think Bakugou can take on Rin, this isn't even her using Gems, this is basic Reinforcement and both are basically fighting to make the other stay down. Rin even bitches that she hit Luvia in a vital spot and she still refused to stay down but nah man, Bakugou can somehow turn her to Ash... because.

As well as Kotomine, Kuzuki with Caster Reinforcement, Kiritsugu and Kayneth.

 

[Claudio Swiss]

Nika Luffy vs Juubito - Battles - Comic Vine

Both at their strongest. Who wins?

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Gear 5 Luffy vs Bankai Yamamoto - Battles - Comic Vine

Current Giant LuffyYama in his BankaiSince Luffy can withstand Kaido's Blast Breath, i wonder if he can with this much heat?

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Natsu vs Luffy (Read OP, Spoilers) - Battles - Comic Vine

This is current Nika Luffy vs PoF amped composite Natsu. Win by death only, bloodlusted to the max.

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