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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Really ? All like 200 - 300 of them ? Or out of those how many of them ?
Lancelot: the best combatant in his era
Aroria: the strongest holy sword
Achilles: the fastest hero
Cu Chulainn: top 2 fastest Lancers, top 3 best at spear throwing, top 2 Irish heroes
Heracles: strongest Greek hero
Kagetora: the strongest in the Warring States period
You get the point
Your point doesn't make sense.
I don't see how "Orion is not more powerful than Gilgamesh just because he's the best hunter and bowman" is a point that is hard to understand or one that doesn't make sense. No bowmen or hunters that Orion scales to such as Arash, Tristan, or even Arjuna would put him at the level necessary to defeat Gilgamesh.
 
Lancelot: the best combatant in his era
Aroria: the strongest holy sword
Achilles: the fastest hero
Cu Chulainn: top 2 fastest Lancers, top 3 best at spear throwing, top 2 Irish heroes
Heracles: strongest Greek hero
Kagetora: the strongest in the Warring States period
You get the point
That's six.
Hundreds more to go.

Also, those examples are dishonest and you know it.

There's a difference between being the best or among the best period at something and being the best at something followed by multiple particular brackets that are limiting the potential candidates for the comparison.

I don't see how "Orion is not more powerful than Gilgamesh just because he's the best hunter and bowman" is a point that is hard to understand or one that doesn't make sense. No bowmen or hunters that Orion scales to such as Arash, Tristan, or even Arjuna would put him at the level necessary to defeat Gilgamesh.
Except this is not what i was adressing and asking you about.
Iron that shit out with Xhom, i don't have the interest to participate.

I asked you a specific question regarding a certain specific assertion that you made. So far you haven't managed to offer a sound explanation for that and i'm not gonna insist anymore.


That is all.
 
Kuzuki's punch easily killed Shirou. I hope you're not too far gone to argue that Kuzuki punches harder than Deku?
When amped by Caster? Of course he fucking does.

The mere fact he can kill Shirou with a punch, given the shit he survives on the regular puts him leagues ahead of Deku.
Merodach first had to break Shirou's Caliburn, which must have mitigated its power, and then Shirou was almost cut in half afterwards.
Curious how you would feel the need to say breaking Caliburn mitigated it's power, as if even a mitigated Merodach isn't hilariously beyond anything in MHA. :maybe
 

:smh
 
If you bothered to read the thread properly you'd notice that it is those Servants WITHOUT their Grand Class Saint Graphs. Orion being the ultimate killer of beasts, the best hunter, the best bowman, is completely irrelevant when he's up against a Servant whose power doesn't revolve around being any of those, the same with Merlin and Solomon as magi.

You literally just proved my point, what the fuck?!

And you dancing around it doesn't suddenly remove it either. Grand Candidates are chosen for what they are most needed but considering how Nasu stated King Hassan is canonically the only Grand Class Candidate for Assassin all but implies that you need to be the best at what the Class requirements itself are as well as being the best at something(King Hassan obviously being the greatest Assassin in all of mankind and can literally inscribe Death on beings).

So yeah, Orion being the Best Bowman, Hunter and Killer of Beasts... actually DOES prove my point that it's not going to pick some random ass Archer just because, same with Solomon and Merlin despite them being "Lazy Magi"
 
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Lancelot: the best combatant in his era

You know damn well Lancelot is not going to be chosen as Grand Saber due to that alone, the fuck will that be needed for?

Aroria: the strongest holy sword

Wow, you actually hit one(Especially since Arthur was used to kill Sodom's Beast...)

Achilles: the fastest hero

Again, the fuck does this have to do with how the qualifications work? Noah is the Grand Rider due to being able to avoid and handle the Great Flood and so can his Mesopotamian Counterpart. You are basically pulling shit out of your ass.

Cu Chulainn: top 2 fastest Lancers, top 3 best at spear throwing, top 2 Irish heroes

I think Cu would be Grand Lancer for a different reason altogether but whatever...

Heracles: strongest Greek hero

Well file that under no shit... but again, we know that Grand Candidates have actual reasons why they are chosen on top of which Candidate is chosen for what purpose, most of these reasons fall flat than just using "Nine Lives is the reason".

Kagetora: the strongest in the Warring States period

Bro, what does this have to do with anything? You could use the fact that she's all but a Divine Entity due to the Throne of Heroes basically making her Bishamonten outside of being a genuine God like Romulus Quirinus.

Merodach first had to break Shirou's Caliburn, which must have mitigated its power, and then Shirou was almost cut in half afterwards.

Um no? We explicitly have the text that happened:
Caliburn literally got destroyed in effortlessly in the clash, Merodach was fired at full power and Shirou took the equivalent of what Caliburn's TNR does minus the 7 hits at once.
Here, Gilgamesh attacks with Merodach/Gram's version of the attack Caliburn used to kill Herakles, Shirou's Caliburn goes to clash with it, Caliburn breaks on impact. Here, Shirou's body was split from left shoulder to waist by Merodach/Gram's version of Caliburn's attack. Here, Shirou's body was reinforced by UBW swords stitching it together enough that he was praised by Gilgamesh for his durability (as he was able to keep his body from being blown apart by Merodach/Gram's version of Caliburn's attack like Gilgamesh was expecting to happen).

Quit playing fucking dumb my dude. I'm sorry that F/SN comes off as "weak" to you as you refuse to use any simple basic scaling as you legit should have but again, Shirou took an attack on the same magnitude that was used by Caliburn to kill Heracles and lived. Gilgamesh even praises him for SURVIVING meaning he was fully trying to kill him right then and there.
And this is hilariously one of the weakest feats for Shirou as a whole of surviving shit he damn well shouldn't(Like his dip in Grail Mud or literally being able to project Excalibur Morgan despite basically being dead and having no memories or anything anymore or surviving pointblank hits to the vitals by Kotomine.)
Maybe... maybe it's because Nasuverse Mages and Priests are hilariously superhuman? Something that should be damn well obvious and known about since Case Files? Mahoyo? Fate Stay Night itself? Tsukihime?
 
Seriously, this is why people mock you and others at SB for shit like this.
All you give a damn about is big boom, bigger boom and speed that looks fast because "consistency" when you ignore any level of scaling or otherwise that would make Deku look like a bitch to anyone in the Nasuverse worth a damn. We have Volumen Hydraneum from Kayneth's Mystic Code pointblank stop multiple Claymore explosions happening on 4 directions at once and explosions from also pointblank to the point in it's best defensive mode, it can move so fast that it makes the Origin Bullet look slow and yet Kiritsugu still perceived and dodged it with a single Double Accel(and Kayneth STILL NOTICED WHAT KIRITSUGU DID ON THE FIRST WATCH! Despite not being a fighter Mage for fuck's sake)

Kotomine, in the same situation not only figured out Kiritsugu is moving double the speed he normally does due to it, he literally was able to bypass that AND move faster than Kiritsugu could use Double Time Accel. Kotomine wasn't even slowed down by a Triple Accel and it had to take Quad Accel for Kiritsugu to FINALLY bypass the dude.

3,995 ft/s (1,218 m/s) This is the typical Muzzle Velocity of a Claymore Mine, the Contender's major modifications COULD potentially put it on the same level(considering it requires Armor from a Military Vehicle to stop it).

And this isn't even mentioning the Pointblank C4 Carbomb feat from Ryougi Shiki being casual that again everyone would easily fit into because she isn't normally that much stronger or faster than anyone else until she uses a Katana.
 
You know damn well Lancelot is not going to be chosen as Grand Saber due to that alone, the fuck will that be needed for?
I never implied anything about Grands, what the fuck are you talking about?
Again, the fuck does this have to do with how the qualifications work? Noah is the Grand Rider due to being able to avoid and handle the Great Flood and so can his Mesopotamian Counterpart. You are basically pulling shit out of your ass.
Again, none of these have anything to do with Grand qualifications.
Bro, what does this have to do with anything? You could use the fact that she's all but a Divine Entity due to the Throne of Heroes basically making her Bishamonten outside of being a genuine God like Romulus Quirinus.
Scaling, Xhominid, scaling.
Maybe... maybe it's because Nasuverse Mages and Priests are hilariously superhuman? Something that should be damn well obvious and known about since Case Files? Mahoyo? Fate Stay Night itself? Tsukihime?
Not superhuman enough to argue Kuzuki punches harder than Shirou.
 
I never implied anything about Grands, what the fuck are you talking about?

Dude, you literally are using Candidates for Grands, what do you think those Candidates are there for to begin with?

Again, none of these have anything to do with Grand qualifications.

They are when you are using them to downplay Orion's achievements as if any other random ass Archer can fit into it. Gilgamesh > Orion, no shit. Arjuna > Orion, again no shit. But here's the thing:
Orion is still one of the best Archers known for and wide to the point of impressing Artemis and believing anything he can do, any other random Human can do(which is an entire gag in Summer 3) and a veritable Hunter of Beasts to the point the game acknowledges that he was basically an enemy of Earth itself due to how he can literally wipe out entire populations of Beasts in one of his tellings.

This is like being "Well he has to run from Summer Martha, Quetzalcoatl, Astraea and Achilles" if that isn't a Demi-God equal to Karna, 2 legit Goddesses and a bullshit strong Saint that made a DRAGON submit to her fists.

Scaling, Xhominid, scaling.

You don't even know how to USE scaling correctly Mr. "I legit believe that Machine God Artemis needs a multiple hour long Cooldown over NOT using her basic function of her Main Cannon and blow away other Interstellar Ships and Tear Apart Planets... but to destroy Islands"...

Not superhuman enough to argue Kuzuki punches harder than Shirou.

Kuzuki isn't a normal fucking human because I don't remember a normal human effortlessly able to pop a Human Skull with their bare hands even without Medea's Enchantments, something Nasu explicitly points out:
Fate/stay night Unlimited Blade Works Animation Material I p042 said:
Q: This is about Kuzuki-sensei who is physically stronger than regular people. Aside from his fists being strengthened by Caster, are the rest his own strength, or did Caster strengthened other parts of his body as well? <Soujuurou of the Hill>

Nasu: In the anime version, his entire body is strengthened. When the excessively worrying Caster buffed him to ten times that of a normal human, since Kuzuki's base strength is higher than a normal human, he became even more ridiculous, and did the unthinkable during his fight with Saber. Caster was surprised herself: "What the? Isn't my Master a little too strong?!"
Takeuchi: On a side note, it was also thanks to Caster's help that Kuzuki was able to move inside to Rider barrier.

Fate/side material p059 and p060 said:
Souichirou Kuzuki [Person's name]
A teacher at the school which Shirou and gang enrolled. He taught social studies and ethics.
Kuzuki was the Master of Caster, but he was a regular man rather than a magus.
A mysterious man who suddenly appeared in Fuyuki City two years ago.
He was well-liked by the chief priest at the Ryuudou Temple and was granted residency in the temple.
He described himself as a "decayed killer", and true to his words, he did commit murder in the past.
Kuzuki's fighting technique was not something granted by Caster, but his own skills entirely.
Just like Caster appreciated Kuzuki, Kuzuki found something in Caster.
The reason which drove this husk of a man to fight, in a sense, was similar to that which drove Emiya Shirou.
He was a member of an assassination organization similar to the Nanayas in Tsukihime.
If there is a sequel, Kuzuki is number one on the list of characters I want to further explore.

Maybe if we actually realize that due to Kuzuki's bullshit style, the fact of how Kojirou was able to even use Tsubame Gaeshi and Soujuurou's own training... it's like training away from Humans and from their reasoning for a long ass time... can usually boost the ever living shit out of you in various ways, who would have thought?
 
Lancelot: the best combatant in his era
Aroria: the strongest holy sword
Achilles: the fastest hero
Cu Chulainn: top 2 fastest Lancers, top 3 best at spear throwing, top 2 Irish heroes
Heracles: strongest Greek hero
Kagetora: the strongest in the Warring States period
You get the point
With the exception of Artoria (mostly because of Excalibur), none of them has the same fame as Orion.
And as you know all Grands have considerable fame on their back. Like Merlin which is basically Mage archetype, Romulus who's founder of Rome, etc
 
Not superhuman enough to argue Kuzuki punches harder than Shirou.
Care to explain why you keep deliberately ignoring the fact that Kuzuki's physical strength is amped by a fucking SERVANT whose magical power is such that her magecraft is stated to be comparable to true magic in the story?

Exactly how does his feats in this state invalidate anything Xhom is saying about how fucking insane Nasuverse mages are?
 
How strong is this Kutal character?


town level+/hypersonic+, in his eos version
 
With the exception of Artoria (mostly because of Excalibur), none of them has the same fame as Orion.
I dunno where you come from, but Orion is not more famous than Heracles or Achilles, nor Lancelot.

Not that fame has anything to do with it in the first place.
 
With the exception of Artoria (mostly because of Excalibur), none of them has the same fame as Orion.
Both Heracles and Achilles are more famous than Orion.
When amped by Caster? Of course he fucking does.

The mere fact he can kill Shirou with a punch, given the shit he survives on the regular puts him leagues ahead of Deku.
Shirou does not do that on the regular, no. He dies to a blow from Berserker even grazing his head, and that's with Archer's physical abilities flowing into him from his arm, making him demonstrate abilities beyond his limits.

Archer himself doesn't even have that great durability, he can die from a single one of Medea's bolts of light hitting him directly, something that is WAY weaker than Merodach.

Shirou also gets easily cut down by Archer's twin swords, piercing by Lancer's Gae Bolg, not even its true name release, his arm is sliced off by Medea wielding Rule Breaker, Saber Alter casually swinging her sword, etc.

Him surviving Gilgamesh's Merodach is a huge outlier, which can only be explained by Caliburn taking the brunt of a lot of the attack.
Curious how you would feel the need to say breaking Caliburn mitigated it's power, as if even a mitigated Merodach isn't hilariously beyond anything in MHA. :maybe
Considering that the mitigated Merodach didn't kill Shirou, no, there is no evidence that it is beyond everything in MHA.
Care to explain why you keep deliberately ignoring the fact that Kuzuki's physical strength is amped by a fucking SERVANT whose magical power is such that her magecraft is stated to be comparable to true magic in the story?

Exactly how does his feats in this state invalidate anything Xhom is saying?
Kuzuki being boosted by Medea doesn't make him that strong. Nasu says she only boosted him to 10 times the strength of normal humans. And Kuzuki's punches were so weak that he couldn't even pierce through Artoria's armor. Kuzuki simply has no feats of strength that would put him above Deku's.
Seriously, this is why people mock you and others at SB for shit like this.
Rest assured that other people mock you too for the absurd things you say.
All you give a damn about is big boom, bigger boom and speed that looks fast because "consistency" when you ignore any level of scaling or otherwise that would make Deku look like a bitch to anyone in the Nasuverse worth a damn. We have Volumen Hydraneum from Kayneth's Mystic Code pointblank stop multiple Claymore explosions happening on 4 directions at once and explosions from also pointblank to the point in it's best defensive mode, it can move so fast that it makes the Origin Bullet look slow and yet Kiritsugu still perceived and dodged it with a single Double Accel(and Kayneth STILL NOTICED WHAT KIRITSUGU DID ON THE FIRST WATCH! Despite not being a fighter Mage for fuck's sake)

Kotomine, in the same situation not only figured out Kiritsugu is moving double the speed he normally does due to it, he literally was able to bypass that AND move faster than Kiritsugu could use Double Time Accel. Kotomine wasn't even slowed down by a Triple Accel and it had to take Quad Accel for Kiritsugu to FINALLY bypass the dude.
You mean the same Kirei who in his fight with Kirisugu is explicitly incapable of dodging a shot from the Thompson Contender? That is the level of speed you wanna wank above Deku literally outspeeding a bullet?
You don't even know how to USE scaling correctly Mr. "I legit believe that Machine God Artemis needs a multiple hour long Cooldown over NOT using her basic function of her Main Cannon and blow away other Interstellar Ships and Tear Apart Planets... but to destroy Islands"...
You lost the right to mock others for scaling Mr. "I legit believe all divine constructs are planet busters as powerful as the sun".
Kuzuki isn't a normal fucking human because I don't remember a normal human effortlessly able to pop a Human Skull with their bare hands even without Medea's Enchantments, something Nasu explicitly points out:
Yeah, and crushing a human skull with a punch isn't superhuman ENOUGH to be comparable to Deku.
Maybe if we actually realize that due to Kuzuki's bullshit style
Kuzuki's snake fighting style does nothing to increase his physical strength or the force of his punches.
 
I dunno where you come from, but Orion is not more famous than Heracles or Achilles, nor Lancelot.

Not that fame has anything to do with it in the first place.
I thought fame is one of the reason a grand is chosen, considering all Grands are pretty much popular and have strong fame and embodies archetype of their class (like KH as Hassanin founder).
Both Heracles and Achilles are more famous than Orion.

Shirou does not do that on the regular, no. He dies to a blow from Berserker even grazing his head, and that's with Archer's physical abilities flowing into him from his arm, making him demonstrate abilities beyond his limits.

Archer himself doesn't even have that great durability, he can die from a single one of Medea's bolts of light hitting him directly, something that is WAY weaker than Merodach.

Shirou also gets easily cut down by Archer's twin swords, piercing by Lancer's Gae Bolg, not even its true name release, his arm is sliced off by Medea wielding Rule Breaker, Saber Alter casually swinging her sword, etc.

Him surviving Gilgamesh's Merodach is a huge outlier, which can only be explained by Caliburn taking the brunt of a lot of the attack.

Considering that the mitigated Merodach didn't kill Shirou, no, there is no evidence that it is beyond everything in MHA.

Kuzuki being boosted by Medea doesn't make him that strong. Nasu says she only boosted him to 10 times the strength of normal humans. And Kuzuki's punches were so weak that he couldn't even pierce through Artoria's armor. Kuzuki simply has no feats of strength that would put him above Deku's.

Rest assured that other people mock you too for the absurd things you say.

You mean the same Kirei who in his fight with Kirisugu is explicitly incapable of dodging a shot from the Thompson Contender? That is the level of speed you wanna wank above Deku literally outspeeding a bullet?

You lost the right to mock others for scaling Mr. "I legit believe all divine constructs are planet busters as powerful as the sun".

Yeah, and crushing a human skull with a punch isn't superhuman ENOUGH to be comparable to Deku.

Kuzuki's snake fighting style does nothing to increase his physical strength or the force of his punches.
Orion is bascially embodies the archetype of hunters like Merlin embodies Mage archetype.
 
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