Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

Can this group of Servants take the One Ring to Mordor?

The Counterforce has sent a group of servants to deal with the threat of Sauron on Middle Earth. •Mash. •Astolfo. •Diarmuid. •Hassan of Hundred Personas. •Robin Hood. These 5 servants are supposed to take the One Ring from Elrond's house to Mordor, following the same path as in the original...

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Can this group of Servants take the One Ring to Mordor?

The Counterforce has sent a group of servants to deal with the threat of Sauron on Middle Earth. •Mash. •Astolfo. •Diarmuid. •Hassan of Hundred Personas. •Robin Hood. These 5 servants are supposed to take the One Ring from Elrond's house to Mordor, following the same path as in the original...

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Astolfo can literally fly there in seconds and he isn't really all that easy to corrupt given how he is mentally and how strong he is mentally at that(Took like 2 Command Seals and a decent amount of time before he was finally going to wimp out and kill Sieg in Apocrypha).

Everyone else should have also enough willpower to make it to Mordor before the Ring fucks them.

The only one I can see falter is Mash and it depends on when we take her from Fate/Grand Order.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

2B (Nier Automata) vs David Martinez and Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk)

The fight takes place in Night City, both sides are serious about winning, they start 500 meters apart. Adam Smasher and David Martinez will work together perfectly and they are in their best condition, they have standard equipment and all feats from the Cyberpunk anime, they also have perfect...

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Okay seriously, SB is on some serious shit right now with whatever the fuck Morgan did to them because this is getting ridiculous.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

the reason eos ichigo had his bankai erased from yeehaw with the almighty shenanigans , was literally stopped from the plot, cuz if he had landed that hit, the fight would be over

and as we saw in the end, ichigo overpowered him, just fine, yeehaw only thanks to his hax survived that long against eos ichigo, and gave him trouble

so

simple

Ichigo literally murdered Yhwach the second he got that opening... but Elite Sternritters would have beat his ass right?
Askin was the only fucker that could have done that to Ichigo and that's precisely due to how broken Death-Dealing is.
Lille? Wouldn't have touched him
Gerard? Would have been continually oneshot
Pernida? Effortlessly oneshot
Even Haschwalth would have been a fucking nobody to EoS Ichigo, the fuck is people on right now? PCP?

 

[Atem]

Morgan is the same one I know on Twitter it seems.

 

[Paxton]

What is the Strongest Ape in Fiction?

Apes are the strongest creatures in the universe, so who is the strongest ape in fiction? Rules: 1.- Must be an Ape, no humans allowed. 2.- It can be from any media, but Silverback Gorillas with nine inch skulls are banned. 3.- The gorilla

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..Isn't it just Wukong?

Unless there's some DC/Marvel character I'm forgetting about (besides Grodd).

 

[GregSteve]

if jakk lokk was still here he would probably pull out some obscure wall level character from an obscure 1965 marvel one-shot that solos Worm

That's like 90% of the F4 and Spidermans 60s villians

 

[Paxton]

The Astartes try to take down Tooru (Warhammer 40k vs. Jojo)

You, mean one well placed Vortex Grenade and the thrower gets his arm cut off by a leaf mid throw and it veers off somewhere around his companions, causing friendly fire.

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[GregSteve]

Like this dude

 

[Paxton]

Like this dude

racially motivated design

 

[Paxton]

 

[GregSteve]

racially motivated design

It's just Hitler in a clone body uses a gun that shoots prejudice and racism Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were wild

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Like this dude

who the fuck

It's just Hitler in a clone body uses a gun that shoots prejudice and racism Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were wild

who the FUCK

 

[Paxton]

Kokushibo (Demon Slayer) vs Kakuzu (Naruto)

Location: Oxford University at 11 pm at night Starting Distance: 70 meters Win Conditions: Death or Incapacitation Knowledge: Both have knowledge on the other's powers and weaknesses Both are in character Kokushibo VS Kakuzu Who wins?

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what the fuck is this fight location

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Kokushibo (Demon Slayer) vs Inuyasha

Location: Valley of the End at night 200 meters apart Speed is Equalized Both have knowledge of each other's powers Both are in character Kokushibo VS Inuyasha Who wins?

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Jesus Christ, I have never seen people try so hard and pretend anyone in Demon Slayer can handle anyone in Inuyasha even before the Sequel happened in both the Anime and Manga format.

"Demon Slayer Demons can bypass durability" Since when?
"Demons can absorb right down to the molecules and stuff and not just biomass" So does Naraku? Including having to deal with their literal fucking souls trying to vie for control, did anyone not watch Inuyasha here?
Hell, Naraku has issues absorbing not just Sesshoumaru, but Inuyasha explicitly due to their powerful Demon Blood despite the fact he literally is a hivemind of thousands of demons and has literally taken control of those alive and assimilated them entirely.

Inuyasha literally strolls the verse and fucks up everyone's day.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Sage mode Naruto (Naruto Shippuden) vs All For One (MHA)

You... are saying making some big-ish craters is better than literally flattening a city block with a 'love tap?' The only thing that is maybe comparable to All for One's air cannon is the big guy getting tossed, but it still isnt "literally obliterates city blocks" like All for One casually is...

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I was sitting on this for awhile and I should have brought it up awhile ago:
Why do people think anything AFO has done is impressive outside of the Island Busting attack he did by basically combining every single Attack Quirk he had to do so against Sage Mode Naruto?

Do people remember the massive fucking Rhino he effortlessly threw into the air at massive speeds? Or the fact he can blitz someone who basically had access to 4-5 different people who are vastly superhuman himself?(Fast enough to keep up with an Incomplete Sage Mode Jiraya and even hurt him?) And the fact that he has access to the Rasenshuriken and can summon a whole mass of clones at that?

 

[Mondak]

Tatsumaki and Psykos Vs Wonder woman

combatants: Tornado of Terror and Psykos VS wonder woman. Rules: Tornado of Terror and Psykos both have Manga and Anime feats. perfect teamwork Wonder woman is her base/standard New 52/Rebirth version, no amps. No prep. Standard gear for all 3. Starting distance is 100 meters battle takes place...

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What are they supposed to do to WW?

And of course, there are people arguing for the OPM duo

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Sage mode Naruto (Naruto Shippuden) vs All For One (MHA)

You... are saying making some big-ish craters is better than literally flattening a city block with a 'love tap?' The only thing that is maybe comparable to All for One's air cannon is the big guy getting tossed, but it still isnt "literally obliterates city blocks" like All for One casually is...

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I was sitting on this for awhile and I should have brought it up awhile ago:
Why do people think anything AFO has done is impressive outside of the Island Busting attack he did by basically combining every single Attack Quirk he had to do so against Sage Mode Naruto?

Do people remember the massive fucking Rhino he effortlessly threw into the air at massive speeds? Or the fact he can blitz someone who basically had access to 4-5 different people who are vastly superhuman himself?(Fast enough to keep up with an Incomplete Sage Mode Jiraya and even hurt him?) And the fact that he has access to the Rasenshuriken and can summon a whole mass of clones at that?

serious answer it's because they just eyeball everything
not that calcs are the be all end all but they don't do a ton of that so you end up with
this

 

[Paxton]

Can this group of Servants take the One Ring to Mordor?

Lol. Fate is totally a power fantasy. The central point of the start of the series is you summoning a super awesome super hot chick that then calls you master and fall in love with you. But wait, there are other routes where... a bunch of other super awesome super hot chicks also fall in love...

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Can this group of Servants take the One Ring to Mordor?

Lol. Fate is totally a power fantasy. The central point of the start of the series is you summoning a super awesome super hot chick that then calls you master and fall in love with you. But wait, there are other routes where... a bunch of other super awesome super hot chicks also fall in love...

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When the fuck is Fate a Power Fantasy? I'm pretty fucking sure looking at the shit Shirou, Sieg, Hakuno and Ritsuka go through is NOT something you would want to base a Power Fantasy on compared to shit like Bruce Wayne(despite how badly damaged he is), Superman, John Wick, etc.