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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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What is the Strongest Ape in Fiction?

Apes are the strongest creatures in the universe, so who is the strongest ape in fiction? Rules: 1.- Must be an Ape, no humans allowed. 2.- It can be from any media, but Silverback Gorillas with nine inch skulls are banned. 3.- The gorilla
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..Isn't it just Wukong?

Unless there's some DC/Marvel character I'm forgetting about (besides Grodd).
 

Kokushibo (Demon Slayer) vs Inuyasha

Location: Valley of the End at night 200 meters apart Speed is Equalized Both have knowledge of each other's powers Both are in character Kokushibo VS Inuyasha Who wins?
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Jesus Christ, I have never seen people try so hard and pretend anyone in Demon Slayer can handle anyone in Inuyasha even before the Sequel happened in both the Anime and Manga format.

"Demon Slayer Demons can bypass durability" Since when?
"Demons can absorb right down to the molecules and stuff and not just biomass" So does Naraku? Including having to deal with their literal fucking souls trying to vie for control, did anyone not watch Inuyasha here?
Hell, Naraku has issues absorbing not just Sesshoumaru, but Inuyasha explicitly due to their powerful Demon Blood despite the fact he literally is a hivemind of thousands of demons and has literally taken control of those alive and assimilated them entirely.

Inuyasha literally strolls the verse and fucks up everyone's day.
 

Sage mode Naruto (Naruto Shippuden) vs All For One (MHA)

You... are saying making some big-ish craters is better than literally flattening a city block with a 'love tap?' The only thing that is maybe comparable to All for One's air cannon is the big guy getting tossed, but it still isnt "literally obliterates city blocks" like All for One casually is...
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I was sitting on this for awhile and I should have brought it up awhile ago:
Why do people think anything AFO has done is impressive outside of the Island Busting attack he did by basically combining every single Attack Quirk he had to do so against Sage Mode Naruto?

Do people remember the massive fucking Rhino he effortlessly threw into the air at massive speeds? Or the fact he can blitz someone who basically had access to 4-5 different people who are vastly superhuman himself?(Fast enough to keep up with an Incomplete Sage Mode Jiraya and even hurt him?) And the fact that he has access to the Rasenshuriken and can summon a whole mass of clones at that?
 

Tatsumaki and Psykos Vs Wonder woman

combatants: Tornado of Terror and Psykos VS wonder woman. Rules: Tornado of Terror and Psykos both have Manga and Anime feats. perfect teamwork Wonder woman is her base/standard New 52/Rebirth version, no amps. No prep. Standard gear for all 3. Starting distance is 100 meters battle takes place...
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What are they supposed to do to WW?

And of course, there are people arguing for the OPM duo
 
serious answer it's because they just eyeball everything
not that calcs are the be all end all but they don't do a ton of that so you end up with
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Can this group of Servants take the One Ring to Mordor?

Lol. Fate is totally a power fantasy. The central point of the start of the series is you summoning a super awesome super hot chick that then calls you master and fall in love with you. But wait, there are other routes where... a bunch of other super awesome super hot chicks also fall in love...
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When the fuck is Fate a Power Fantasy? I'm pretty fucking sure looking at the shit Shirou, Sieg, Hakuno and Ritsuka go through is NOT something you would want to base a Power Fantasy on compared to shit like Bruce Wayne(despite how badly damaged he is), Superman, John Wick, etc.
 
POWER FANTASY?

Shirou gets brought to the brink of death on a regular basis, is one of the weakest characters in the story (to the point even his Servant version only does so well because every other Servant is nerfed to shit/an arrogant douchebag unwilling to go all out against a human whom Shirou specifically counters), and experiences all manner of horrors over the course of the three routes.

Oh but he gets laid with a hot woman in all three so it's definitely a fantasy right? Nevermind the fact the Saber romance is doomed from the start and he ended up having to face down a terrifying dark version of Sakura. That's totally something people would want to go through right?

Fucking asinine, it's just like FV Bleach where one guy said Ichigo reminded him A LOT of Shirou. Like ONLY if you describe them in VERY BROAD STROKES do those two seem even remotely similar. And even the similar sounding details fall apart completely when you look at the actual context of the stories. Ultimately Ichigo is a pretty well adjusted and functioning human being at the beginning, middle and end of the series. Shirou gets to that point but he's a fucking broken individual at the start.
 
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The hilarious part is that you are basically right completely here. EMIYA is a very good fighter but in truth, he's hilariously outmatched and outgunned in many situations unless he plays Archer and explicitly does his damnest to avoid being murdered by any of the Servants outside of Cursed Arm by holding cards close to his chest(Cu could have truly killed him in UBW but relents when EMIYA was planning on betraying Medea from the start and only used his battle with Cu to let the cards fall at the right time. Saber basically required him to make the mother of all bluffs so she wouldn't Excalibur his ass into the next life. Medusa outright could have destroyed him once she regains Sakura as a Master. We've seen what happens with him and Heracles and Kojirou explicitly routes him away and Medea took away any chance of EMIYA sniping him and him defeating Medea was primarily down to luck. Gilgamesh never gives him the chance explicitly and will not treat him like Shirou)


Having to face down a terrifying version of Sakura? Dude had a literal existential crisis upon having to even think about the prospect of killing Sakura(and that's before you realize that outside of the "Mind of Steel" ending, every other ending has Medusa straight out murder him the instant he tries to kill Sakura at any point after that... she's damn protective of her to an insane extent) and to have his happy ending with Saber, he literally needed to basically live a virtually impossible existence and she had to believe he would reunite with her... which only happened AFTER he died...


Nah mate, Shirou always remains broken and makes even Ichigo's worst moments look like a Barney cartoon by comparison. Dude has to fake amnesia to even function due to his horrific survivor's guilt of surviving the Fuyuki Fire meanwhile functionally having himself hollowed out(The final battle between Kotomine and Shirou is literally done because they functionally understand each other in a truly twisted display), he only ever finds happiness when someone else is happy for something he did, he literally cannot be happy for himself otherwise.
Ichigo ends up a normal guy with Shinigami powers and ends up a father with Shinigami powers. Shirou Emiya, in any timeline, in any Universe, will NEVER reach old age and explicitly dies young(As Nasu mentioned Senji Muramasa is only EMULATING how Shirou would act as an old man, heavily implying that)
 

Metro Man (Megamind) vs Saitama (OPM) vs Superman (Smallville)

I was curious at one point and calced his speed there as best I was able, and it turns out to my suprise the feat isn't clearly FTL or even lightspeed. Sure, its mind boggingly stupendously fast, but its hard to overstate just how fast going FTL actually is. --- A check on his respect thread...
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>metroman isnt FTL
@OtherGalaxy get a load of this
 
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