Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Papa Nier]

I thought force damage was pure magical energy?

Is the sun magical?

The multiverse in D&D or Pathfinder is created by the gods through raw magic, including all kinds of energy and all kinds of matter everywhere. You also have Graviturgy spells that can deal force damage.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Alice(Toaru) vs The Nasuverse

Planet busting is closer to any feats displayed by LB characters than galaxy much less universe busting is. It’s much less of a reach than galaxy busting is. They usually have actual feats to back it up however, or examples. Zeus has none of that. So we don’t know how strong he is and have...

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Now to the actual part.

Planet busting is closer to any feats displayed by LB characters than galaxy much less universe busting is. It’s much less of a reach than galaxy busting is.

The Story literally tells us what's beyond Zeus' limiters at 35%:

• Anti-planet destruction mechanism
• Anti-star system annihilation mechanism
• Anti-space-time attack mechanism
• Anti-concept shattering mechanism

Star System is right there, clear as day, it literally takes a simple Google search to find out what that is...

They usually have actual feats to back it up however, or examples. Zeus has none of that.

That's not how that works because the feat IS there, we never fought Zeus beyond 35% because Romulus Quirinus override his Cronus Crown Authorities as well as the Authorities gained by the Greek Pantheon. It would have more bite if Zeus was stopped before it even happened and THEN, we only got it from a guidebook.

So we don’t know how strong he is and have zero reason he’s able to beat characters who can casually obliterate layers of reality to an extent vastly above any Nasuverse character has shown.

To be frank, that's literally what Surtr did in LB2... hell, that's what Enuma Elish can do, that's what a TEXTURE is and Earth at the very least has 3 layers of Reality overlaying it.

Noice, that’s pretty cool.

>This was for the Bands of Light
Guaranteed he's going to try and say the Bands of Light can't be Galaxy level "because they would explode like a Supernova" despite it being a simile.

…no? We’re told Zeus can supposedly destroy Galaxies and the universe but we see nothing even close to that, much less from characters who can combat them. And since when was Goetia a galaxy buster? Much less the other things you mentioned?

We are literally shown it is a limiter he imposes on himself that he explicitly DE-ACTIVATES when he reached 35% power...

Didn’t Surtur’s sword only wipe out a Scandinavian sized texture? That doesn’t sound remotely close to galaxy busting. Not to mention that Fantasy Trees having a galaxy in them or whatever isn’t indicative of them having galaxy level durability. It’s not a whole galaxy squashed physically into it, it holds it by magic.

No it fucking didn't. It literally wiped away the entire surface of the Planet(And that was actually a successful block, Surtr was aiming to render the entire Planet to ashes), the Tree of Emptiness only shows part of the area it's in because it's not capable of fully overlaying the entire Planet atm. Qin Shi Huang literally mentions this as despite LB3 "only covering China", he lost contact with the rest of the Planet when the ToE came in(because Timeline Pruning is instant, they had no idea it even happened).
This is what happens when people don't read the story, you end up never noticing the Lostbelts ARE Textures that aren't fully capable of encompassing the Planet and only expand after getting more and more energy, something mentioned in Lostbelt 1 and especially Lostbelt 2.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Ainz fire immunity still cannot match up to

Spoiler

Anti-fire Harry Potter charms

 

[Masterblack06]

Ainz fire immunity still cannot match up to

Spoiler

Anti-fire Harry Potter charms

Harry Potter charms stopping Gridfire hue

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Harry Potter charms stopping Gridfire hue

Probably not even the biggest NLF argued for HP

 

[Paxton]

Probably not even the biggest NLF argued for HP

avada kedavra killing the living tribunal

 

[Cryso Agori]

Is he really saying that Gun Devil isn't that strong and just shoots normal bullets?
Because Makima sending Denji to space with Gun Devil's contract usage(and a part of it at that) and only like 3-4 shots at best shits all over that.

Hm? I don't remember Makima's bang being a Gun Devil tech?

Also yeah Gun Devil's bullets being normal rounds is complete bullshit.

Even the Gun Devil's "non-damaging' rounds (non-damaging cause you can see the bullets hitting the water behind Makima but there isn't any environmental damage.) Crossed a bit less than 500 km in less than a second.

The longest recorded shot by a sniper going my Wikipedia is only 3.54 km.

Longest recorded sniper kills - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

And Guinness World Record states that the record for the longest shot by a gun is 122 km, but that was with a Paris gun, which isn't really a gun and more of a canon.

Longest range of a gun

www.guinnessworldrecords.com

Paris Gun - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Either way, both of these real-world examples are shit compared to 20% Gun feats. And Nazarick doesn't have any speed nor reaction feats whatsoever on this level of speed.

Never mind that this is the normal damage his bullets do.



SB, normal bullets, do not fucking make trains fly! That shit is obviously not done by normal bullets!

Aki-47 also despite being even weaker than 20% Gun, still has building block-level bullets.




But Overlord Wankers legit believe Ainz can solo God with Time Stop and Instant Death so they will never acknowledge these feats and spew bullshit like "Oh the Gun Devil's bullets are normal" out of there ass-mouth.

Ainz isn't gonna be hit by a 'bullet'. He's gonna be hit by a million tiny missiles in less than a second without even noticing the Gun Devil cause he's 500 km away.

 

[Paxton]

>aki-47

 

[Masterblack06]

Hm? I don't remember Makima's bang being a Gun Devil tech?

Also yeah Gun Devil's bullets being normal rounds is complete bullshit.

Even the Gun Devil's "non-damaging' rounds (non-damaging cause you can see the bullets hitting the water being Makima but there isn't any environmental damage.) Crossed a bit less than 500 km in less than a second.

The longest recorded shot by a sniper going my Wikipedia is only 3.54 km.

Longest recorded sniper kills - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

And Guinness World Record states that the record for the longest shot by a gun is 122 km, but that was with a Paris gun, which isn't really a gun and more of a canon.

Longest range of a gun

www.guinnessworldrecords.com

Paris Gun - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Either way, both of these real-world examples are shit compared to 20% Gun feats. And Nazarick doesn't have any speed nor reaction feats whatsoever on this level of speed.

Never mind that this is the normal damage his bullets do.



SB, normal bullets, do not fucking make trains fly! That shit is obviously not done by normal bullets!

Aki-47 also despite being even weaker than 20% Gun, still has building block-level bullets.



But Overlord Wankers legit believe Ainz can solo God with Time Stop and Instant Death so they will never acknowledge these feats and spew bullshit like "Oh the Gun Devil's bullets are normal" out of there ass-mouth.

Mind you some dude tried to counter this by going
"but this attack in overlord destroyed a city district"

 

[Derpmaster9000]

avada kedavra killing TOAA

I have legit seen this argued, and no, I will not go to the bother of finding that thread where I saw that cancer. In this case, I'd rather spare your eyes from the retardation of the dude who said it.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

I like how hes acting like the Gun Devil is only gonna shoot 1 bullet and be done. Ainz is gonna get the full arsenal in a few seconds

What in the fuck

searching 1^33 dimensions every 1 quadrillionth of a second is fucking wild

anyone even remotely cosmic is scaling to that shit

fastest reaction speed feat ive ever seen ha

 

[Cryso Agori]

Mind you some dude tried to counter this by going
"but this attack in overlord destroyed a city district"

Bruuuuuuh, Nuclear Blast's range is 100% not on Gun's level, it's legit only a few kms at most it wouldnt be reaching G before he snipes.

Also if they're talking about the other city district busting spells Ainz and Wrath thew around then using SB's own logic since they have no feats other than a statement we shouldn't put them at that level cause they never actually destroyed a district.

Also the fact that there range isn't ever said.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Bruuuuuuh, Nuclear Blast's range is 100% not on Gun's level, it's legit only a few kms at most it wouldnt be reaching G before he snipes.

Also if they're talking about the other city district busting spells Ainz and Wrath thew around then using SB's own logic since they have no feats other than a statement we shouldn't put them at that level cause they never actually destroyed a district.

Also the fact that there range isn't ever said.

Actually, the range isn't said but the effects was stated in the Novel:

Nazarick vs All Singularity,Psudo Singularity,Lostbelt Gauntlet

As an overlord fan. I find this wank appalling. The "meteor spell" that was used only destroyed a city wall at most. At most it would crack/break something a like single petal of Emiya's Rho Aias. Demiurge literally notes that some of people (workers) that invaded the Tomb could literally...

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Unleashing the fury of that ninth-tier spell meant that the surrounding buildings had all been swept away, and there was much more space all of a sudden. That could not be helped. After all, this city had outlived its usefulness. He could have widened the spell to try and catch CZ in the blast.

It literally only caught the "surrounding buildings" of where he believes his target is... that's the "City District Busting" shit he constantly brings up.
And it's even mentioned that the City they are in is supposed to house less than 20,000, meaning it's a small city even by medieval standards, contrary to what the dude is talking about.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

I have legit seen this argued, and no, I will not go to the bother of finding that thread where I saw that cancer. In this case, I'd rather spare your eyes from the retardation of the dude who said it.

While not as bad as that, I once saw someone arguing that Voldemort soloed Dragon Ball because Harry Potter needed an omnipotent to beat him

 

[Derpmaster9000]

While not as bad as that, I once saw someone arguing that Voldemort soloed Dragon Ball because Harry Potter needed an omnipotent to beat him

I'mma go jump out a window now.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

I'mma go jump out a window now.

Don't do it, there are so many people who need to be laughed at.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Actually, the range isn't said but the effects was stated in the Novel:

Nazarick vs All Singularity,Psudo Singularity,Lostbelt Gauntlet

As an overlord fan. I find this wank appalling. The "meteor spell" that was used only destroyed a city wall at most. At most it would crack/break something a like single petal of Emiya's Rho Aias. Demiurge literally notes that some of people (workers) that invaded the Tomb could literally...

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It literally only caught the "surrounding buildings" of where he believes his target is... that's the "City District Busting" shit he constantly brings up.
And it's even mentioned that the City they are in is supposed to house less than 20,000, meaning it's a small city even by medieval standards, contrary to what the dude is talking about.

Nah that's not what I'm taking about, after nuclear blast Wrath and Ainz throw around spells stated to be equal to nuclear blast but it's only stated, the spells never actually did anything

 

[Aurelian]

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Shonen Villain Team (Bleach/Naruto/Fairy Tail/One Piece) vs Beasts (FGO)

ROB pits Yhwach, Kaguya, Zeref and Uta against Goetia, Tiamat, Kama and Kiara in a battle. Blood lusted/No holds barred battle. No knowledge. No prep time. No outside help. All at their peak in their stories. Manga and anime feats for Shonen villain team. Uta has Tot Musica. Location...

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ROB pits Yhwach, Kaguya, Zeref and Uta against Goetia, Tiamat, Kama and Kiara in a battle.

I just wanted to point out that the battle takes place in a neutral universe and the characters can't reach their original universes, thus time travelling to the past of the combatants in their original universes to stop them from being born or kill them before they got their powers/ when they were weaker isn't possible:

The Temple of Time is literally Goetia's(and Solomon's) Reality Marble...
Him being in a Neutral Universe is completely irrelevant to him being able to use it and just burn history to the ground, especially in a neutral Universe with less planning.

I mean every single Beast still hilariously solos so...

 

[Paxton]

Alice(Toaru) vs The Nasuverse

I'm not going to post the same scans and explain why I don't believe in that wank again. Othinus herself explained that she doesn't destroy but simply change the worldview, when 'destroy the world' is mentioned it's literally just putting phases and make it look destroyed, the scans are clear...

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I find it funny that he backed out of the thread as soon as the shit he said got debunked


Any nonsense about Othinus not "technically" destroying anything went down the drain the moment Kamachi confirmed in the afterword for GT6 that she did infact destroy everything (bar the Pure World and the Hidden World, obviously)

This one revealed that the Transcendents of the Bridge Builders Cabal are all magicians strong enough to rival the entire magic side and their goal is to make the world a better place. But if you compare them to the Magic Gods who are satisfied creating an ideal world on their own, you can see how they have basically min-maxed their diffusion and destruction skills. The irritating thing for them is that they can destroy everything with ease, but they can't remake it all afterwards. They're so reluctant to play their one and only card that they were even caught in Othinus's destruction of the world and killed. (Because if the Transcendents had killed Othinus in that dark space, they couldn't have remade the world like she did.) With that in mind, can you see why they're so terrified of Alice whose innocence makes her impossible to predict? She has the destruction button right in front of her, after all.