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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

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The amount of energy required to excavate that much of Jupiter's atmosphere in such a short time frame is 1.45e+42 Joules to 3.12e+43 Joules. In less rigid terms, that's enough energy to mass scatter 6 to 136 Suns. Small star my ass.

Furthermore, an average sneeze contains 0.3 Joules of energy, while an average punch contains 100 J. So Saitama's punch would have enough energy to destroy 2000 to 45,000+ Suns. Or, about 0.48 to 10.39 supernovas.
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Xhominid The Apex

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Shut up and take my money!

One guys' extremely awful attempt at explaining how and why the Wizards don't get their shit pushed in by any Demi-God in Camp Halfblood...


TWELVE. FUCKING. PAGES! About wanking a dude that all he did was an amped Dismantle at the end of the day and did jack and of shit else of note that due to the very nature of the ability, isn't even all that effective!

A reminder that U-Olga Marie was able to pinpoint the Wandering Sea in 3 seconds once she genuinely tried and that shit literally floats between 2 Realities.

EDIT: I forgot to mention it was also a further continuation that somehow both Saitama and Cosmic Garou Saitama Mode somehow both scale to their Serious Squared Punch despite that's not how that works and it never being brought up and contradicted to shit.
 
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Xhominid The Apex

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Shut up and take my money!

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Only in Spacebattles is Tiamat considered "weaksauce"...
Unironically, Tiamat is canonically as strong, if not stronger, than Goetia. That's the entire reason why he goes all out on your ass after you defeat her: You are truly a threat to him to stand and be able to defeat a Beast at all.

The only reason why Tiamat didn't shit stomp everyone is due to her skill explicitly tearing the shit out of her power and the fact she has no TRUE attacks(She wasn't built to destroy, only to create life) to make use of her absolutely ginormous amount of magical energy.
 
Xhominid The Apex

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No, Fantasy Trees don't actually contain galaxies, what's inside of them is a conceptual space that either simulates galaxies or is connected to outer space, but that doesn't actually matter. The Trees look that way because they are Anchors for the textures of the Lostbelts designed through the Animusphere's astromancy magecraft (being fashioned after the shape of the cosmos to define a "furthest end" like Rhongomyniad), but that's not something that can be used as a measure of firepower in any shape or form.

LB4/5 explicitly gives us numbers regarding the energy contained within Fantasy Trees, Spiral has enough energy to scorch the entire Earth several times over, while Magellan has enough power to replicate a feat on such a grand scale like Goetia's incineration.
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...sigh

I really just want to look through this but why is everything this dude say is so wrong, I have to point it out for how dumb it is?

1. The Trees of Emptiness do not contain the actual Galaxies but it's explicitly stated in that same Lostbelt that info is from in literally the next sentence that it DOES NOT MATTER! It's a literal distinction without a difference in a franchise where a copy can defeat the original, why does SB take that part and completely refuse to bring up the rest of it?

2. He already fucked up again with the next part of the sentence because ONLY Magellan is modified for the Animusphere Magecraft because ONLY the Greek Lostbelt has anything to do with it in it's grandest scale. The others do keep the Lostbelts around but to then say "They aren't a measure of Firepower" when Yu Meiren literally uses it as a weapon in LB3 is fucking insanity.

3. This guy realizes that U-Olga Marie ultimately manifested her physical form through Magellan right? She didn't even have an existence prior to that which was why when Wodime went against her, all she could do is stop his heart and send Muramasa to kill Atlas, not do anything physically.
Yes, I know the actual truth of the scene, I don't feel like spoiling it too deep.

The power of Magellan being equal to Goetia's Incineration of Humanity would = Galaxy levels... but this is the same place that took Da Vinci's metaphor completely literal so reading comprehension is still fucked.
 
Astaro

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No, the novels just describe his appearance as androgynous from his powers messing with his growth development.

Accelerator is unambiguously a biological male and the narration and he himself both identity as such.
 
Paxton

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I can go through pretty much any volume with Accelerator (which is most of them) and I'll find at least a dozen instances of Accelerator being referred to as a "he"

no way this guy's serious
 
Astaro

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Same people that think Misaka is a lesbian symbol when she rejects every one of Kuroko’s unwanted advances towards her and has only ever shown interest in boys
 
Astaro

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Paxton said:
I can go through pretty much any volume with Accelerator (which is most of them) and I'll find at least a dozen instances of Accelerator being referred to as a "he"

no way this guy's serious
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You don’t need to, he’s literally titled Chairman of Academy City
 
Blade

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accel is an albino non binary nig with a jpop wig for hair, but somehow, he solos also, yeehaw, kamachi doesnt even know how too :mjlol
 
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