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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

important reminder the nazi nuclear program was virtually nonexistent because all the nuclear scientists fled the country because they were jewish

they could've had the most powerful weapon in history but they hated jewish people too hard

hitler had better things to do, like let himmler and the SS have an evil wizard castle (real i swear to god)
 
I know Darth Vader often killed his own underlings but that was usually in response to either gross incompetence that fucked with his plans or because they failed to do what he ordered them to. There was always a reason behind it, he didn't just do it 'cause he felt like it.
That's what I hate most about Yhwach. His entire army right down to even the lowly Arrancar grunts do their jobs right, he acknowledges as such, and he still actively kills them anyway.



"Ebern. There is nothing about you worthy of praise or punishment."

*kills him anyway.

And his treatment of even actual Quincy is no better between his regular purges of the ones not pure enough to be in his army and wasting his own army for the sin of no longer being useful enough by the time he reaches the Soul King's palace, and later on killing what was left that were considered good enough anyway, and even worse yet, before they could finish their jobs like with Gerard and Jugram.

It's amazing how someone this dumb and genocidal could even organize an army when its actually safer to just be his enemy
 
Plus, damn near every time Frieza killed a subordinate that wasn’t either a Saiyan or turned on him first, is all anime only material

Manga Frieza is pretty chill.
 
That's what I hate most about Yhwach. His entire army right down to even the lowly Arrancar grunts do their jobs right, he acknowledges as such, and he still actively kills them anyway.



"Ebern. There is nothing about you worthy of praise or punishment."

*kills him anyway.

In fairness, both of these guys acted earlier than they were supposed to and without orders which alerted the Soul Reapers to their existence. So he had valid reasons to off them, it's just not why he actually did it.

I've seen people try to justify this by saying that he "hates Hollows/Arrancar" which completely falls flat on its face when you remember that he didn't treat his own people any better AND that he was completely comfortable offering Aizen (a Soul Reaper, which he also hates) a position in his army.
And his treatment of even actual Quincy is no better between his regular purges of the ones not pure enough to be in his army and wasting his own army for the sin of no longer being useful enough by the time he reaches the Soul King's palace, and later on killing what was left that were considered good enough anyway, and even worse yet, before they could finish their jobs like with Gerard and Jugram.

It's amazing how someone this dumb and genocidal could even organize an army when its actually safer to just be his enemy
About the only instance that could be excused is the auswallen scene vs Ichibei as he actually NEEDED to do it there or he was fucked. Of course that doesn't excuse everything else he did which had a lot less justification behind it.
 
In fairness, both of these guys acted earlier than they were supposed to and without orders which alerted the Soul Reapers to their existence. So he had valid reasons to off them, it's just not why he actually did it.

I've seen people try to justify this by saying that he "hates Hollows/Arrancar" which completely falls flat on its face when you remember that he didn't treat his own people any better AND that he was completely comfortable offering Aizen (a Soul Reaper, which he also hates) a position in his army.

About the only instance that could be excused is the auswallen scene vs Ichibei as he actually NEEDED to do it there or he was fucked. Of course that doesn't excuse everything else he did which had a lot less justification behind it.
Based on how Robert describes it, Yhwach was going to purge everyone not chosen to join him in the raid on the SK Palace regardless

Squad 0 just gave him an excuse to do what he was already planning on from the start.
 
I've seen people try to justify this by saying that he "hates Hollows/Arrancar" which completely falls flat on its face when you remember that he didn't treat his own people any better AND that he was completely comfortable offering Aizen (a Soul Reaper, which he also hates) a position in his army.

To be fair, it was a one time deal that was meant to keep Aizen from trying any backstabs and he would have been able to fully seal away Aizen but it would take too much time as is(and Aizen was already fucking him with KS as is).
 
Fucking hell, even anime Frieza is a safer bet to work under than this dude.
Not least of which because his empire is or at least WAS fucking massive and the dude can't be everywhere.
Plus, damn near every time Frieza killed a subordinate that wasn’t either a Saiyan or turned on him first, is all anime only material

Manga Frieza is pretty chill.
Seriously would ask why Moustache is even here but considering the OP is a massive fanboy of his who thinks he's in the right, that would rather explain that. :maybe

At least with Frieza, there's a chance you can just get a chill assignment guarding some low risk planet (especially if you're just a grunt) and go about your day. You're pretty much fucked with the other two. :mjha
 
Plus, damn near every time Frieza killed a subordinate that wasn’t either a Saiyan or turned on him first, is all anime only material

Manga Frieza is pretty chill.
Freeza threatened to kill his soldiers in the manga if they fail, he’s only chill if you’re strong enough to earn his respect. And even then if you fail you’ll test his patience (like what happened with Zarbon)
 
Freeza threatened to kill his soldiers in the manga if they fail, he’s only chill if you’re strong enough to earn his respect. And even then if you fail you’ll test his patience (like what happened with Zarbon)
Threatened but never actually carried out said death threats.

It doesn’t make him a good boss to work under persay, but even this much makes him a Saint next to Yhwach, whose a running contender for the one of the shittiest bosses to work for in fiction
 
People argue about Stone Free’s speed because Jolyne admitted SF can’t react to several gunmen firing at her (I forgot what chapter this was)

Also, the rods being controlled by Sky High were stated to move at 200 km/hr and it was too fast for Stone Free to react to. It just goes back to Araki having inconsistent showings

I thought the issue with the rods was that they were practically invisible, so the problem wasn't so much reacting to their speed as even seeing them in the first place.
 
I thought the issue with the rods was that they were practically invisible, so the problem wasn't so much reacting to their speed as even seeing them in the first place.
It’s stated they were “invisible” because they were moving very fast. Even Pucci was intimidated by the speed the rods were moving at
 
Plus, damn near every time Frieza killed a subordinate that wasn’t either a Saiyan or turned on him first, is all anime only material

Manga Frieza is pretty chill.
Chilled, on the other hand (Freeza's ancestor from that silly SSJ Bardock special) killed one of his own men just because the guy was standing in his way, and he found it quicker and easier than telling him to move or going around him.
 
It’s stated they were “invisible” because they were moving very fast. Even Pucci was intimidated by the speed the rods were moving at

I thought it was also because they were small, near transparent, and fairly insubstantial. As in you really wouldn't be able to see them from any significant distance under most circumstances, even if they were moving slowly.
 
I thought it was also because they were small, near transparent, and fairly insubstantial. As in you really wouldn't be able to see them from any significant distance under most circumstances, even if they were moving slowly.
I thought this too to try and rationalize it, but they’re each the size of a hand and it was many of them attacking together at once in flocks/unison

It’s not even a significant distance either, they were swarming around them to attack. It honestly is a bad look, it would have been better for there to be no speed values for the rods
 
@Adamant soul Anime better do some heavy rewriting for how Yhwach bites it over the manga where Yhwach makes every poor decision imaginable and basically sets up his own defeat









^ Doing any of above and Yhwach would have won but instead:

- He leaves Ichigo alive, allowing him to get his Bankai fixed for a rematch.

- He wipes out what was left of the Sternritter himself, leaving what remained to rebel against him and cause in-fighting, making it so there no one remaining that wasn’t either killed by him or willing to back him up by the time he returned to Soul Society

Worst yet, he killed Jugram just before he could defeat Uryu, allowing Uryu to show up with the Still Silver which led to his loss

And he decides to fight Aizen and Ichigo at the same time over fighting them separately where he could easily beat either on their own.

And it already gets him killed once for it even before the Plot Device arrow comes into play (as a result of his previous mistake of actively sabotaging Jugram from taking care of Uryu for him)

People say Gremmy was an idiot but nah, Yhwach definitely caught the villain ball here big time.

Imagine being so dumb that even having the most potent hax in the verse as well as an entire army of nearly just as broken subordinates (that you keep killing yourself for no reason) couldn’t make up for it

:hestonpls
Yhwach is worse than Kaguya , hell , is worse than Boruto's villains.
Madara has 100% more aura and intellect than mostacho fraud.
 
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