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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

important reminder the nazi nuclear program was virtually nonexistent because all the nuclear scientists fled the country because they were jewish

they could've had the most powerful weapon in history but they hated jewish people too hard

hitler had better things to do, like let himmler and the SS have an evil wizard castle (real i swear to god)
 
That's what I hate most about Yhwach. His entire army right down to even the lowly Arrancar grunts do their jobs right, he acknowledges as such, and he still actively kills them anyway.


"Ebern. There is nothing about you worthy of praise or punishment."

*kills him anyway.

And his treatment of even actual Quincy is no better between his regular purges of the ones not pure enough to be in his army and wasting his own army for the sin of no longer being useful enough by the time he reaches the Soul King's palace, and later on killing what was left that were considered good enough anyway, and even worse yet, before they could finish their jobs like with Gerard and Jugram.

It's amazing how someone this dumb and genocidal could even organize an army when its actually safer to just be his enemy
 
Fucking hell, even anime Frieza is a safer bet to work under than this dude.
 
Plus, damn near every time Frieza killed a subordinate that wasn’t either a Saiyan or turned on him first, is all anime only material

Manga Frieza is pretty chill.
 
In fairness, both of these guys acted earlier than they were supposed to and without orders which alerted the Soul Reapers to their existence. So he had valid reasons to off them, it's just not why he actually did it.

I've seen people try to justify this by saying that he "hates Hollows/Arrancar" which completely falls flat on its face when you remember that he didn't treat his own people any better AND that he was completely comfortable offering Aizen (a Soul Reaper, which he also hates) a position in his army.
About the only instance that could be excused is the auswallen scene vs Ichibei as he actually NEEDED to do it there or he was fucked. Of course that doesn't excuse everything else he did which had a lot less justification behind it.
 
Based on how Robert describes it, Yhwach was going to purge everyone not chosen to join him in the raid on the SK Palace regardless

Squad 0 just gave him an excuse to do what he was already planning on from the start.
 
Aizen's technically not just a Soul Reaper by that point but that's just me nitpicking
 

To be fair, it was a one time deal that was meant to keep Aizen from trying any backstabs and he would have been able to fully seal away Aizen but it would take too much time as is(and Aizen was already fucking him with KS as is).
 
Fucking hell, even anime Frieza is a safer bet to work under than this dude.
Not least of which because his empire is or at least WAS fucking massive and the dude can't be everywhere.
Plus, damn near every time Frieza killed a subordinate that wasn’t either a Saiyan or turned on him first, is all anime only material

Manga Frieza is pretty chill.
Seriously would ask why Moustache is even here but considering the OP is a massive fanboy of his who thinks he's in the right, that would rather explain that.

At least with Frieza, there's a chance you can just get a chill assignment guarding some low risk planet (especially if you're just a grunt) and go about your day. You're pretty much fucked with the other two.
 
Plus, damn near every time Frieza killed a subordinate that wasn’t either a Saiyan or turned on him first, is all anime only material

Manga Frieza is pretty chill.
Freeza threatened to kill his soldiers in the manga if they fail, he’s only chill if you’re strong enough to earn his respect. And even then if you fail you’ll test his patience (like what happened with Zarbon)
 
Freeza threatened to kill his soldiers in the manga if they fail, he’s only chill if you’re strong enough to earn his respect. And even then if you fail you’ll test his patience (like what happened with Zarbon)
Threatened but never actually carried out said death threats.

It doesn’t make him a good boss to work under persay, but even this much makes him a Saint next to Yhwach, whose a running contender for the one of the shittiest bosses to work for in fiction
 

I thought the issue with the rods was that they were practically invisible, so the problem wasn't so much reacting to their speed as even seeing them in the first place.
 
I thought the issue with the rods was that they were practically invisible, so the problem wasn't so much reacting to their speed as even seeing them in the first place.
It’s stated they were “invisible” because they were moving very fast. Even Pucci was intimidated by the speed the rods were moving at
 
Plus, damn near every time Frieza killed a subordinate that wasn’t either a Saiyan or turned on him first, is all anime only material

Manga Frieza is pretty chill.
Chilled, on the other hand (Freeza's ancestor from that silly SSJ Bardock special) killed one of his own men just because the guy was standing in his way, and he found it quicker and easier than telling him to move or going around him.
 
It’s stated they were “invisible” because they were moving very fast. Even Pucci was intimidated by the speed the rods were moving at

I thought it was also because they were small, near transparent, and fairly insubstantial. As in you really wouldn't be able to see them from any significant distance under most circumstances, even if they were moving slowly.
 
I thought it was also because they were small, near transparent, and fairly insubstantial. As in you really wouldn't be able to see them from any significant distance under most circumstances, even if they were moving slowly.
I thought this too to try and rationalize it, but they’re each the size of a hand and it was many of them attacking together at once in flocks/unison

It’s not even a significant distance either, they were swarming around them to attack. It honestly is a bad look, it would have been better for there to be no speed values for the rods
 
Yhwach is worse than Kaguya , hell , is worse than Boruto's villains.
Madara has 100% more aura and intellect than mostacho fraud.